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I agree with Ed, that middle section shit was getting completely out of hand.

― TOMBOT, Monday, 12 March 2007 13:28 (nineteen years ago)

Things are afoot. Might be doing an FL trip, and I will fly via DC.

― Ed, Monday, 12 March 2007 13:33 (nineteen years ago)

i went to bed at a totally reasonable hour last night, and not even that drunk, then i woke up at four because my stomach was all, "i'm very slightly hungry, or maybe i just want a glass of water or some shit," then i couldn't fall back asleep again until approximately when i'm supposed to wake up and start bloggin'.

point is, can i blame daylight savings time? why won't al gore make a movie about THAT?

― ghost rider, Monday, 12 March 2007 13:43 (nineteen years ago)

that is basically exactly what happened to me last night.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 13:43 (nineteen years ago)

wait, wasn't The Day After Tomorrow about daylight savings time?

― I DIED, Monday, 12 March 2007 13:44 (nineteen years ago)

Wait.

Who is River Wolf.

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 March 2007 13:46 (nineteen years ago)

also FUCK you people for getting me to read that crush thread

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 13:47 (nineteen years ago)

jon williams ate somebody else?

― TOMBOT, Monday, 12 March 2007 13:47 (nineteen years ago)

I got about 10 words into the LJ post before screaming and unplugging my computer.

― I DIED, Monday, 12 March 2007 13:48 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha i'm not getting near the crush thread, i have learned

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 March 2007 13:48 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/127/418672770_000edbaac0.jpg?v=0

― Ed, Monday, 12 March 2007 13:49 (nineteen years ago)

I see I'll be repopulating the killfile today
are we still being in love with dr morbius

― TOMBOT, Monday, 12 March 2007 13:50 (nineteen years ago)

Dudes I think some of our non-DC friends need help realizing there is a new one.

― TOMBOT, Monday, 12 March 2007 13:52 (nineteen years ago)

ILX search: why do I suck at you?

Can anyone find 'where the titties a?' and 'Long hot summer'

― Ed, Monday, 12 March 2007 13:55 (nineteen years ago)

THANKS FOR THE HELP.

srsly dudes, I hate you for making me read the crush thread. Although it did remind me to killfile LJ at work.

has anyone else realized that JW's new name is unkillfilable?

― jessie monster, Monday, 12 March 2007 13:55 (nineteen years ago)

you'd have to be insane to killfile him anyway since i'm certain he's trying to figure out a way to use the killfile to fuck with anyone who killfiles him.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 13:56 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha it's not though. just make sure to put a space at the end!

― TOMBOT, Monday, 12 March 2007 13:57 (nineteen years ago)

'THIS PIECE, RENDERED IN 1992-ERA CONSUMER-GRADE SOFTWARE, FEATURES A COMMENTARY '

― TOMBOT, Monday, 12 March 2007 13:57 (nineteen years ago)

waaaah, I even tried that??? macs be weird.

― jessie monster, Monday, 12 March 2007 13:58 (nineteen years ago)

give a guy credit trying every lame trick in the book to avoid growing the fuck up

― TOMBOT, Monday, 12 March 2007 13:58 (nineteen years ago)

I guess that's what he meant when he IMed me to say he "broke the killfile."

― jessie monster, Monday, 12 March 2007 13:58 (nineteen years ago)

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― Dr Morbius, Monday, 12 March 2007 13:58 (nineteen years ago)

well he didn't break mine, so he'll have to keep at it

― TOMBOT, Monday, 12 March 2007 13:59 (nineteen years ago)

i'm assuming the thread title is a reference to this movie but then again i can barely remember my name this morning

― ghost rider, Monday, 12 March 2007 13:59 (nineteen years ago)

that's it? jessie, try putting a plus sign instead of a space.

guys let's not talk about jon.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 14:00 (nineteen years ago)

wtf that inspector gadget movie

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 14:00 (nineteen years ago)

let's talk Andy Pettitte

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:00 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.moviecitynews.com/arrays/images/2004/national_treasure.jpg
I broke the killfile.

― ghost rider, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:00 (nineteen years ago)

your name is johnny blaze

― TOMBOT, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:01 (nineteen years ago)

i hate andy pettitte

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 14:01 (nineteen years ago)

you are peter fonda's hitman

― TOMBOT, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:01 (nineteen years ago)

i have to meet w/slimeballz today ;_;

― teenagequiet, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:02 (nineteen years ago)

lol the lady correctional officer will not be starting today, or ever, at sc1ence ;_1

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 14:02 (nineteen years ago)

i love andy pettitte. i'm glad he's back. he's an awesome post-season pitcher, plus he's a crazy Christian which I kind of like in my pitchers????

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:02 (nineteen years ago)

push them down a hole

― TOMBOT, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:02 (nineteen years ago)

and somehow not let them know that i don't eat their industry's (livestock) products

― teenagequiet, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:02 (nineteen years ago)

during a lunch meeting! this will require CUNNING

― teenagequiet, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:03 (nineteen years ago)

oh jeez repost new thread

CHALLENGE CHALLENGE CHALLENGE

hey if anyone wants to play the brackets go buck over here: http://games.espn.go.com/tcmen/group?groupID=60709

im kinda bummed im gonna be out of the country for the whole thing but im totally into taunting from faraway lands and stuff

― jhøshea, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:03 (nineteen years ago)

http://brianromero.com/blog/2006/03_march/jim_phillips/slimeballs_ad.jpg

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:03 (nineteen years ago)

tell them their meat is so rich and flavorful that you can only handle it on thursdays

― TOMBOT, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:04 (nineteen years ago)

i'm not trying to fuck them, dude

― teenagequiet, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:04 (nineteen years ago)

adny pettitte is batshit insane, and not at all hot. i wish he was thrown down a well, or eaten by robo rivera or something. i don't know, but i hate him so much. he raises every single hair on my neck, he is just so creepy. good enough pitcher and all but goddamn.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 14:06 (nineteen years ago)

shishka-boogers

― TOMBOT, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:06 (nineteen years ago)

wtf you are watching him toss the ball to pussy ass posada, not getting beerz w/the dude

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:06 (nineteen years ago)

but i understand

― Mr. Que, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:07 (nineteen years ago)

posada's neck is 3x the size of his actual head, so he's weird too, he does not escape my watchful and annoyed eye.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 14:08 (nineteen years ago)

what is deal w/ image links?!? BOXCAR!!!

love
Grandpa

― Dr Morbius, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:09 (nineteen years ago)

LJ is basically my pension fund. I plan to retire at 45 on the proceeds of the blackmail.

― Drinkin Island is inside each of us my son, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:09 (nineteen years ago)

he just creeps me out, that is like saying tom brady isn't creepy because i don't have to hang with him. dude is still creepy as hell and probably has bodies in his basement.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 12 March 2007 14:09 (nineteen years ago)

xpost???

― ghost rider, Monday, 12 March 2007 14:10 (nineteen years ago)

Skipping 1011 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

RIP u_u

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Friday, 30 March 2007 21:30 (nineteen years ago)

AAAAAAGGGGGHHHH.

― John Justen, Friday, 30 March 2007 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

brian, if you could perhaps craft some sort of crying caruso/hunter/eagle/"never forget"-stylee memorial graphic that would be very blood diamonds of you.

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 30 March 2007 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

shoud there be a new dc thred to comemmorate the loss of the old?

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Friday, 30 March 2007 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

also, please note that what finally brings ned over to a dc thread is the opportunity to laugh callously in our faces

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 30 March 2007 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

UH.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 30 March 2007 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/7/3/30/f_sucksm_a1514af.jpg

― I DIED, Friday, 30 March 2007 21:40 (nineteen years ago)

um ok do you assholes want to go to temp hall tonight or not?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 30 March 2007 21:42 (nineteen years ago)

uh hey dudes so happy hour or am i actually just going to drink myself to death at home alone tonight

lol at that xpost

― ghost rider, Friday, 30 March 2007 21:42 (nineteen years ago)

Goodbye to you, my trusted friend.
We've known each other since we're nine or ten.
Together we climbed hills or trees.
Learned of love and ABC's,
skinned our hearts and skinned our knees.
Goodbye my friend, it's hard to die,
when all the birds are singing in the sky,
Now that the spring is in the air.
Pretty girls are everywhere.
When you see them I'll be there.
We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun.
But the hills that we climbed
were just seasons out of time.
Goodbye, sandbox, please pray for me,
I was the black sheep of the family.
You tried to teach me right from wrong.
Too much wine and too much song,
wonder how I get along.
Goodbye, sandbox, it's hard to die
when all the birds are singing in the sky,
Now that the spring is in the air.
Little children everywhere.
When you see them I'll be there.
We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun.
But the wine and the song,
like the seasons, all have gone.
Goodbye, sandbox, my little one.
You gave me love and helped me find the sun.
And every time that I was down
you would always come around
and get my feet back on the ground.
Goodbye, sandbox, it's hard to die
when all the bird are singing in the sky,
Now that the spring is in the air.
With the flowers everywhere.
I whish that we could both be there.
We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun.
But the stars we could reach
were just starfish on the beach

― I DIED, Friday, 30 March 2007 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

yeah yeah i'll go, sorry i was on the train when everyone was havin their discussion. i gotta do a j and work out this guitar riff i'm stealin from a human league song first though but that shouldn't take me very long.

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 30 March 2007 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=53006#unread

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Friday, 30 March 2007 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

ALRIGHT TEMPERANCE HALL 7PM IS CONFIRMED

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 30 March 2007 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

I'll come up to temp hall (our real life sandbox) but I gotta grab a couple drinks with work people (going away party).

― I DIED, Friday, 30 March 2007 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

anticipate arrival at temp hall by 8pm

― I DIED, Friday, 30 March 2007 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

ALRIGHT 8PM IS CONFIRMED

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 30 March 2007 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

don't let me hold you back, though.

― I DIED, Friday, 30 March 2007 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

flight 2077 anticipated arrival WHENEVS SON

― TOMBOT, Friday, 30 March 2007 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

sorry for the bitchiness dudes, i got some dramas going on and was terrified that for some reason y'all became teetotallers.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 30 March 2007 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

haha do we look like Mr. Que?

― I DIED, Friday, 30 March 2007 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

guys it's only 5pm and i might be drunk already???

― river wolf, Friday, 30 March 2007 23:04 (nineteen years ago)

PUNK

― HI DERE, Friday, 30 March 2007 23:05 (nineteen years ago)

i am a student!

― river wolf, Friday, 30 March 2007 23:26 (nineteen years ago)

okay TOMBOT you totally made the right decision by going home early - Josh Wink didn't come on until 3am, so it was another hour and a half of progressive house. Really, every time I go to Five I come out hating it more. Good talent, good sound, shit flow & crowd. I almost passed out on the dancefloor due to what smelled like a cheap aftershave spill.

Dude I passed by on the way home who was getting sobriety test: you were TOTALLY drunk.

― I DIED, Saturday, 31 March 2007 08:22 (nineteen years ago)

couple sitting on the floor and talking in the mailroom in my apartment building when I got home a few minutes ago: WTF?!?

― I DIED, Saturday, 31 March 2007 08:23 (nineteen years ago)

hey are you all still going to have pizza somewhere this afternoon? i am feeling much better now & wld be nice to have some proper food

― daria-g, Saturday, 31 March 2007 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

guys i love PBS - magellanic penguins in the andes?? i luh this shit

― 69, Saturday, 31 March 2007 15:36 (nineteen years ago)

I will not be doing pizza today (or probably tomorrow), as I have to work ;_;

― I DIED, Saturday, 31 March 2007 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

man dudes some guy named David at a T-Mobile call center just saved me a shitload of money on my next bill

― TOMBOT, Saturday, 31 March 2007 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

who has a scanner so we can upload the notebook?

― TOMBOT, Saturday, 31 March 2007 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

dear 69,

this thread should hopefully convince you that mickey is not, and never will be, a bro. there's more, but as i said, i am not jaymc, and i'm too lazy to track down each instance of dude being an irritating, offensive shit.

love,
ghost rider

― ghost rider, Saturday, 31 March 2007 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

also i has the notebook

― ghost rider, Saturday, 31 March 2007 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

link doesn';t wrk

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Saturday, 31 March 2007 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=58&threadid=55#unread

― TOMBOT, Saturday, 31 March 2007 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

wow

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Saturday, 31 March 2007 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

no one posted any stool pigeon .jpgs

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Saturday, 31 March 2007 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.classicalvalues.com/StopSnitchinTees.jpg

― daria-g, Saturday, 31 March 2007 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

i mean, if dude would just accept that whatever happened, happened, and let it go & quit feeling sorry for himself.

― daria-g, Saturday, 31 March 2007 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

and quit being a dull bigoted homophobic troll, yeah.
OK DONE WITH MICKEYTALK

― TOMBOT, Saturday, 31 March 2007 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

okay, I'm going to see a 9:40 showing of Blades of Glory at Gallery Place w/ my roommate. All are welcome! Drinks will probably be involved after.

― I DIED, Saturday, 31 March 2007 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

Tonight, John Justen and Fluffy Bear will drink "Blood Diamonds" and "8080". I think. Report to follow.

― John Justen, Saturday, 31 March 2007 23:29 (nineteen years ago)

where is the report

― river wolf, Sunday, 1 April 2007 06:43 (nineteen years ago)

uggghhhh.

― John Justen, Sunday, 1 April 2007 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

yea that sounds about right.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 1 April 2007 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

guys I'm growing a totally uncontrolled hippie beard until they make me go to work

― TOMBOT, Sunday, 1 April 2007 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

Hey T&A happy anniversary!

― quincie, Sunday, 1 April 2007 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

yeah!

― mookieproof, Sunday, 1 April 2007 23:40 (nineteen years ago)

thanks dude! off to eat ye olde wedding cake from freezer and go into diabetic coma but i have some champagne and i've been drinking bourbon so that should stave off sugar effects and/or cause hilarity.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 2 April 2007 00:05 (nineteen years ago)

Anniversary hurrah! And yes I'm still annoyed with myself for not just flying out there for it last year but anyway.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 2 April 2007 00:09 (nineteen years ago)

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY BROS

― HI DERE, Monday, 2 April 2007 02:32 (nineteen years ago)

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