Ex-Sen. Zell Miller has identified the core of all of America's problems

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That darned legalized abortion! If only we'd known!

“How could this great land of plenty produce too few people in the last 30 years? Here is the brutal truth that no one dares to mention: We’re too few because too many of our babies have been killed,” Miller said.

“Over 45 million since Roe v. Wade in 1973. If those 45 million children had lived, today they would be defending our country, they would be filling our jobs, they would be paying into Social Security,” the former Georgia governor said. “Still, we watch as 3,700 babies are killed every single day in America. It is unbelievable that a nation under God would allow this.”

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 12 March 2007 18:31 (eighteen years ago)

Ned, you beat me to it!

You've no doubt read Larry Kudlow's rapturous response.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 12 March 2007 18:36 (eighteen years ago)

oh dear fucking god

― TOMBOT, Monday, 12 March 2007 18:40 (eighteen years ago)

I haven't taken Zell Miller seriously since he told Chris Matthews that he wished it were still the era when you could challenge a person to a duel. The dude is obviously crazy.

― Sara R-C, Monday, 12 March 2007 18:42 (eighteen years ago)

best nutter ever

― gabbneb, Monday, 12 March 2007 18:42 (eighteen years ago)

my favorite was his imus riff about how evil modo is because she has red hair

― gabbneb, Monday, 12 March 2007 18:44 (eighteen years ago)

what this isn't a kingfish thread?

― Ms Misery, Monday, 12 March 2007 18:44 (eighteen years ago)

they would be filling our jobs

because there are just way too many jobs here right now.

― jessie monster, Monday, 12 March 2007 18:44 (eighteen years ago)

always fun when real life reads like an snl skit.

― Edward III, Monday, 12 March 2007 18:45 (eighteen years ago)

guys we should start a conservative webcomic where the 45 million aborted babies come back like the spirit army in lotr, empty the sunni triangle, and fix social security. and they're babies.

― gff, Monday, 12 March 2007 18:47 (eighteen years ago)

it'd be like a cross between an ann geddes calendar and sparta

― gff, Monday, 12 March 2007 18:47 (eighteen years ago)

^^^ these are the posts of the day

― jessie monster, Monday, 12 March 2007 18:48 (eighteen years ago)

― gff, Monday, 12 March 2007 18:49 (eighteen years ago)

8080

― river wolf, Monday, 12 March 2007 18:50 (eighteen years ago)

gold star for you!

also someone with photoshop on their computer put a baby face on the SPARTAAAA dude.

― jessie monster, Monday, 12 March 2007 18:50 (eighteen years ago)

starring this guy

http://blog.wired.com/photos/uncategorized/faustphoto01.jpg

― river wolf, Monday, 12 March 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

misread thread title: Ex-Sen. Zell Miller is identified as the core of all of America's problems

― jhøshea, Monday, 12 March 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

OMG THAT PICTURE IS FUCKING SWEET.

is it from a brothers' quay thing? I feel like I've seen it before.

omg luv dat baby.

― jessie monster, Monday, 12 March 2007 18:52 (eighteen years ago)

since he told Chris Matthews that he wished it were still the era when you could challenge a person to a duel

one of the best TV pundit exchanges ever

― Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, 12 March 2007 18:52 (eighteen years ago)

it's gotta be the cgi ooka chaka baby

― gff, Monday, 12 March 2007 18:53 (eighteen years ago)

xpost grrr8 pic!!

― gff, Monday, 12 March 2007 18:54 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.lonestartimes.com/images/Benzion/angry_baby_head.JPG

SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 12 March 2007 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

WE HAVE FOUND OUR STAR.

― jessie monster, Monday, 12 March 2007 18:56 (eighteen years ago)

now put it in the ruby/oswald picture with nancy pelosi as oswald

― gff, Monday, 12 March 2007 18:58 (eighteen years ago)

If those 45 million children had lived, today they would be defending our country, they would be filling our jobs, they would be paying into Social Security...they would be packt like sardines in a tin can you retarded old coot.

― nickalicious, Monday, 12 March 2007 19:03 (eighteen years ago)

always fun when real life reads like an snl skit.

My husband thinks the guy who does the Zell Miller impersonation on SNL is going to have an aneurysm while he does it someday.

But yeah - when real life = sketch comedy = real life... well, at least it's entertaining.

― Sara R-C, Monday, 12 March 2007 19:03 (eighteen years ago)

Zell, we still have too many ppl

― Dr Morbius, Monday, 12 March 2007 19:05 (eighteen years ago)

Megalolz at Readiohead reference

― HI DERE, Monday, 12 March 2007 19:06 (eighteen years ago)

I'm reading the subtext here as "THERE IS A RACE WAR ON, AND THE BATTLEGROUND IS YOUR UTERUS"

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 12 March 2007 19:08 (eighteen years ago)

Actually I'm suspicious that is the subtext of half the stuff Zell says.

― Sara R-C, Monday, 12 March 2007 19:11 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.brickwindow.com/pics/zell-miller-ZOMBIE.jpg

Don't be fooled, he just wants to eat them babies.

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 12 March 2007 19:18 (eighteen years ago)

"... I call it the 'Babe-urrito."

― HI DERE, Monday, 12 March 2007 19:19 (eighteen years ago)

not while Sparta baby has anything to say about it!!!

― jessie monster, Monday, 12 March 2007 19:19 (eighteen years ago)

Elmo, you should invite him to be a guest zombie on your kickball team.

― Sara R-C, Monday, 12 March 2007 19:19 (eighteen years ago)

If Zell Miller had been aborted, would he still have run for senator?

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, 12 March 2007 19:21 (eighteen years ago)

Haha yeah Will Forte's Zell Miller actually managed to steal the world record from Chris Farley in the "look how I can blood-pressurize my entire head to the about-to-pop point" game. There was one specific forehead vein you could help but worry about.

PS this oddest thing about this is its following on the heels of Americans celebrating our actually maintaining a positive growth rate, as opposed to western Europe's demographic atrophy. (Or for totally different reasons RUSSIA's, which is actively scary.)

― nabisco, Monday, 12 March 2007 19:30 (eighteen years ago)

MYSTERY SOLVED: Zill Miller is secretly TEH POPE.

http://www.brickwindow.com/pics/zell-miller-ZOMBIE.jpg
http://www.wiggler.gr/wp-content/pope-benedict.jpg

― elmo argonaut, Monday, 12 March 2007 19:33 (eighteen years ago)

Wait, Zell Miller was in the Hitler Youth?

― Fluffy Bear, Monday, 12 March 2007 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

"Still, we watch as 3,700 babies are killed every single day in America."

Are 3,700 babies even born every single day in America? Sounds high.

― Johnny Fever, Monday, 12 March 2007 20:11 (eighteen years ago)

Does this link help in answering that question?

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 12 March 2007 20:13 (eighteen years ago)

I sit corrected.

10,800 babies are born every day?!

― Johnny Fever, Monday, 12 March 2007 20:32 (eighteen years ago)

We can be like they are.

― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 12 March 2007 20:34 (eighteen years ago)

"Still, we watch as 3,700 babies are killed every single day in America."

I want to know who his cable provider is.

― Edward III, Monday, 12 March 2007 20:35 (eighteen years ago)

i was thinking palatine more than ratzinger, but yeah benedict could work too.

― Eisbaer, Monday, 12 March 2007 20:35 (eighteen years ago)

http://c.myspace.com/Groups/00011/55/50/11930555_l.jpg

― Eisbaer, Monday, 12 March 2007 20:37 (eighteen years ago)

I'm reading the subtext here as "THERE IS A RACE WAR ON, AND THE BATTLEGROUND IS YOUR UTERUS"

guys there's nothing sub about that text!!!

― horseshoe, Monday, 12 March 2007 20:37 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.banderasnews.com/0608/images/stateofemergency.jpg

and lolz to this GIS result, where a far younger Pat looks like a Phil Hartman character:

http://www.thecivicplatform.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/302.jpg

― kingfish, Monday, 12 March 2007 20:53 (eighteen years ago)

I can just never tell if it's more (a) "first-world culture is not actually good enough to survive on merit and ideas alone, we need sheer indoctrinated numbers" or (b) "everything will be exactly the same except there will be so much salsa and Catholicism NOOOOO." I guess both.

― nabisco, Monday, 12 March 2007 20:55 (eighteen years ago)

"AAAAHH NO they'll redecorate everything with bright colors and PASTEL STREAMERS and say VATO"

― nabisco, Monday, 12 March 2007 20:57 (eighteen years ago)

45 million? Gee, all the crazy letters to the editor of my local paper says it's 43 million dead babies.

― tokyo rosemary, Monday, 12 March 2007 21:27 (eighteen years ago)

I am so sure they would have all grown up to be doctors and scientists and geniuses rather than annoying morons.

― tokyo rosemary, Monday, 12 March 2007 21:29 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah but by "annoying morons" you could mean "people who'd vote for Zell Miller for stuff."

― nabisco, Monday, 12 March 2007 21:41 (eighteen years ago)

45 MILLION DEAD ZELL MILLER VOTERS CAN'T BE WRONG

― Eisbaer, Monday, 12 March 2007 21:42 (eighteen years ago)

Fetus only counts as 1/5 of a vote, yo.

Something I always wondered is: if people believe life starts at conception, could they not legally look at pornographic images of 17 year-3-month-old people, or have sex with them sans the statuatory?

― Abbott, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 00:20 (eighteen years ago)

does life begin at conception, or at penetration?

― kingfish, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 00:23 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, so "abortion" means not only terminating the fetus but also sterilisation so the woman can never have a child in the future (to "replace" the aborted one in his figures)? Because otherwise his "point" is a crock of shit, unless he's also saying we should ban contraception to get those population figures up, up, up.

― .stet., Tuesday, 13 March 2007 00:33 (eighteen years ago)

"AAAAHH NO they'll redecorate everything with bright colors and PASTEL STREAMERS and say VATO"

We cant stop the VATO, but once they're here we can make them watch Trading Spaces and eventually they'll understand that bright colors don't work in every room.

― kenan, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 00:39 (eighteen years ago)

But their love of limes pleasantly coincides with the decorators' love of putting bowls of limes everywhere.

― Abbott, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 01:17 (eighteen years ago)

See? Comfortable integration. No worries.

― kenan, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 01:19 (eighteen years ago)

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