This morning I found a bottle of Mylanta in the shower. I had been tidying up earlier yesterday, and I remember deciding the Mylanta should not be on the sink, but in the cabinet in the kitchen where all the rest of the medicine goes, but I don't remember how it wound up in the shower.
Also, just a minute ago I put an ashtray in the freezer, but caught myself when I realized that I was still holding the pint glass I meant to put in there.
― Jesse, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 22:29 (eighteen years ago)