Hetero/bisexual ILXors: what's your favourite position?

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Poll Results

Option	Votes
Woman on top	13
Doggystyle	11
Other	5
Missionary	3
Sideways	3
Face to face, standing	0

― The Amazing Randy, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 13:09 (eighteen years ago)

Stood at a bar.

― Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 13:11 (eighteen years ago)

Power forward.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 13:14 (eighteen years ago)

On the fence.

― blueski, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 13:16 (eighteen years ago)

Does "sideways" = spoon style?

― Masonic Boom, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 13:17 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah.

― The Amazing Randy, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 13:20 (eighteen years ago)

I will be writing from a pro-sex position.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 13:31 (eighteen years ago)

FURTIVE

― jhøshea, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 13:34 (eighteen years ago)

The "No-so-fast-Missy"

― valoss, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:29 (eighteen years ago)

Is that the modern version of the "Hang on Sloopy"?

― Mark G, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:31 (eighteen years ago)

When you get to my age you take any position offered.

― Billy Dods, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:34 (eighteen years ago)

sex is so 20th century

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:35 (eighteen years ago)

In that I had it then, yes.

― Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:09 (eighteen years ago)

does not include an option for "all of them", thus, did not vote :(

― Pashmina, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:21 (eighteen years ago)

TS: "all of them" vs "any of them"

― Forest Pines, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:22 (eighteen years ago)

I read "face to face, standing" as "face to face, smiling" and got all confused.

― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 17:01 (eighteen years ago)

Is reverse cowgirl covered by woman on top?

― Ned Trifle II, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:52 (eighteen years ago)

Only if you do it right! HA!

― Ned Trifle II, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:53 (eighteen years ago)

What's "reverse cowgirl"?

― Tuomas, Thursday, 15 March 2007 07:25 (eighteen years ago)

lrigwoc.

Probably something dirty.

― StanM, Thursday, 15 March 2007 07:29 (eighteen years ago)

girl on top facing away.

― GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Thursday, 15 March 2007 07:46 (eighteen years ago)

No bullet-time option, no credibility.

― Matt, Thursday, 15 March 2007 07:56 (eighteen years ago)

I don't even want to know what that is...

― Tuomas, Thursday, 15 March 2007 08:02 (eighteen years ago)

is "sideways" sex with sandra oh just before your wedding? and she tells you you're a bad boy, etc?

i'll get my coat.

― get bent, Thursday, 15 March 2007 08:04 (eighteen years ago)

good grief

― Matt, Thursday, 15 March 2007 08:06 (eighteen years ago)

Choosing favourite positions is like choosing favourite sandwich - impossible at the time, and preferences are forever changing.

― The Wayward Johnny B, Thursday, 15 March 2007 09:28 (eighteen years ago)

And if you have one sandwich one day, you'll probably go for a different one the next - a bagel perhaps.

― Mark C, Thursday, 15 March 2007 11:10 (eighteen years ago)

Ironically, 64% of missionaries who responded to this poll prefer doggystyle.

― Hurting 2, Thursday, 15 March 2007 13:09 (eighteen years ago)

dogs, on the other hand...etc.

― CharlieNo4, Thursday, 15 March 2007 13:10 (eighteen years ago)

Bump.

― The Amazing Randy, Saturday, 17 March 2007 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

So, are these results surprising or not?

― The Amazing Randy, Monday, 19 March 2007 16:13 (eighteen years ago)

No one wants to say missionary

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 19 March 2007 16:14 (eighteen years ago)

I am saddened that double penetration with a triple dick oral insertion isn't in the options.
Not that I'd be up for that, but I'd been keem to know who would be.

― nathalie, Monday, 19 March 2007 16:15 (eighteen years ago)

It doesn't tell you who voted for what, though.

― Mark G, Monday, 19 March 2007 17:00 (eighteen years ago)

not surprising

― lfam, Monday, 19 March 2007 19:41 (eighteen years ago)

Quite honestly, I've had a different favorite with each of my significant partners, because the geometry is always noticeably different and so are people's styles. So wahtevs!

― Laurel, Monday, 19 March 2007 19:49 (eighteen years ago)

Haha given that ILX is mostly male, these results just seem like conclusive proof of LAZINESS.

― nabisco, Monday, 19 March 2007 19:52 (eighteen years ago)

Well, sex can be tiresome if you're the more active partner all the time. I mean, after an hour or two, woman on top can be relieving break. Though personally I don't find it as stimulating as a couple of other positions, which is why it's not my favourite.

― Tuomas, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 09:19 (eighteen years ago)

"a relieving break"

― Tuomas, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 09:22 (eighteen years ago)

If you can't rotate your woman steadily for six hours using your penis as a fulcrum then you're not a real man.

― Matt, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 09:53 (eighteen years ago)

Laurel, that was still TMI. ;-)

― nathalie, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 09:56 (eighteen years ago)

If I could swing like Sting...

― Tuomas, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 09:59 (eighteen years ago)

after an hour or two

Tuomas, do your girlfriends feel too embarrassed to tell you to just get it fucking over with already?

― Mark C, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 11:59 (eighteen years ago)

I'm fairly certain that if it was going to go on four an hour or two, I'd have to get a couple of understudies in.

― C J, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 12:05 (eighteen years ago)

There were two hour breaks between the hours.

― blueski, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 12:46 (eighteen years ago)

faking a tuomas

― unfished business, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 12:49 (eighteen years ago)

There were two hour breaks between the ~~hours~~ five minute romps.

― nathalie, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 12:49 (eighteen years ago)

crouching over a flange, doing a poo

[u]Garu G[/u] on Tuesday, 20 March 2007 12:50 (23 minutes ago)

lol

― ken c, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 13:14 (eighteen years ago)

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