Does the film "Ghost Rider" have its own thread yet?

Diverting bullshit. Not enough actual Ghost Rider in it, and he defeated the baddies way too easily.

YOUR SOUL HAS BEEN TAINTED WITH THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT.

He fights Satan's son for an item that Satan can't be bothered to get himself, and then Satan is still alive at the end, for some reason, it actually seems like Satan is kinda a sad old man going around making "his little deals" all day, when evil has become more efficient and streamlined beyond needing managers like old Satan.

Is Satan supposed to be kinda ok, and his son much worse. BETTER THE DEVIL YOU KNOW, maybe. But then also why would Satan's Ghost Rider have a penance stare that punishes people for wrongdoing. Call me a catholic but isn't that what god does?

Also the fights were all hilarious...there was no real idea what anyone's powers were so it was like "you can't catch......the wind", "OH BUT I CAN HERE IS FIRE WHIP", like when you're a kid and you make up powers for your toys as you go along or something.

I mean seriously this film was so fucking stupid! Why go see something "ok" when there's crap like this out there?

Hmmm, is Satan handsome? I always imagined he would be a very handsome man.

Has anyone read The Monk wherein Satan first appears to the monk as a really amazingly sexy androgynous man, and then later when he's signed his soul over, he turns into a Durher nasty beast and throws monk over a cliff and monk gets impaled by giant rock and eaten by worms?

I think Satan should just be handsome all the time, personally.

It was so bad that I actually enjoyed it. Eva Mendes and the fact that I was pretty drunk at the time also helped.

This was pretty fun! I was totally confused by the devil-not-being-that-bad-thing. I liked the way old cowboy Ghost Rider had been hanging around conserving all his energy for one last ride that turned out to be a total waste of time - when he arrived he just pissed off!

Anyway, anyone who hates this film is an idiot.

I'm glad others enjoyed it.

So much of it made no sense, ie the whole film was about the guy trying to get the scroll and then when he did it turned out it just made Ghost Rider able to kill him! I don't think he thought his plan for world domination through very well.

No, he was just an idiot goth.

yes.

also I kind of wanted Satan to do a little crooning before the end...

Why, because he has the best tunes?

erm yes! I was thinking more a jaunty "it was me, in 1942, when hitler killed those many jews" sort of number...