Request: Dirty Drinking Games

Here's one I learned a long time ago:

Body Shots

• PERSON A cuts a lime wedge and puts it, pulp out/peel in, in his/her mouth
• PERSON B rubs a little water on PERSON A's neck, and sprinkles margarita salt on the spot
• PERSON B licks the salt off PERSON A's neck
• PERSON B takes a shot of the hard liquor of choice... tequila, margarita, vodka tonic, etc.
• PERSON B uses mouth (and can ONLY use mouth) to remove lime wedge from PERSON A's mouth.

Yeah, it's really sleazy in an office temp's night out kinda way... but it's proven to be really fun in the right circumstances..

We'll play next time you're in SF, okay Brian? :-)

better way:

Person A chooses three people:
one must fill their mouth with tequila
other must have thier neck licked and salt there applied
t'other must have a whole lot of lemon pulp in their mouth.

Person A uses three others in the appropriate manner.

Brian MacDonald
Seattle, WA
USA

Dear Sir: We regret that we must decline your invitation to travel across state lines for the purposes of inebriation because you are an f'ing pervert. Thank you,
The Harvell-B.'s

how come she's a dame and you're just an esq., harvell-b, eh, eh?

Ahem! I did say "the right circumstances", right? Who do you guys think I am? Carol Channing?

because i know my place in the grand scheme of our relationship.

(and because i don't know anything about nothing.)

"wow, brian, i mean it's soooo sooper that you're carol channing!"

(where's ned to get my references.)

(i'd say he's being modest. or humble. or one of those things.)

who ned?

ned stole the cookie from the cookie jar? no no, i think not.

i was talking about you, sillyhead.

this movie is putting me in a foul mood.

brian, nancy wanted to invite you to high tea, since we have fancy titles and all now. just don't try drining it out of my navel, you beast.

Jess, just DON'T make me make a joke about teabags, kay?

Mme. B, I modestly accept your offer for some tea and biscuits. Tell the good esq. that I'm quite chuffed at his fortitude and hospitality as well.

You'll probably need an ointment or liniment for that chuffing.

we'll be quite glad to have you, monsieur macdonald.

don't mind mr. harvell, watching tennybopper films makes him antsy. i promise he'll be nothing but pleasant come tea-time.

(teenybopper)

You are all PERVERTS. I will call Ally's attention to this thread.

Nice MST3K ref, Jess. ;-)

there aren't enough dirty drinking games being told about! tell me some! has anyone done any? is it like um more grown up continuation of spin the bottle that kids do with pashing, like i saw on freaks and geeks?????