"I stole lingerie because I thought I was an elf"

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I hope he actually said that.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 19 March 2007 05:36 (nineteen years ago)

I think this has been done before

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 19 March 2007 05:37 (nineteen years ago)

Hmm, you're probably right at that.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 19 March 2007 05:40 (nineteen years ago)

He should be sentenced to -5 magick.

― Hurting 2, Monday, 19 March 2007 05:59 (nineteen years ago)

well who hasn't thought they were an elf at some point in their lives?
Actually this is not at all hard for me to beleive - I work with schizophrenics and they think all kind of weird things.

― Latham Green, Monday, 19 March 2007 13:31 (nineteen years ago)

He's managed to combine two Syd Barrett songs in one go here: "Arnold Layne" AND "The Gnome"

― Tom D., Monday, 19 March 2007 13:33 (nineteen years ago)

POO: Blaming an elf vs. blaming a unicorn.

― n/a, Monday, 19 March 2007 13:34 (nineteen years ago)

OMG the best part: "The case continues."!!!

― nickalicious, Monday, 19 March 2007 14:09 (nineteen years ago)

Okay I just read Nick's link, wow!:

The court heard that Holliday has five previous convictions, four felonies, 35 misdemeanors and 53 traffic violations -- including 28 convictions for driving with a suspended license.

― nickalicious, Monday, 19 March 2007 14:10 (nineteen years ago)

Prosecutors claim that Mr Boyd knew "perfectly well" what he was doing on the day of the robbery and was "using this memory loss scenario to avoid answering very difficult questions".

Claiming that you thought you were an imaginary elf has got to be the worst method of avoiding difficult questions ever.

― Oilyrags, Monday, 19 March 2007 14:18 (nineteen years ago)

What kind of elves wear bras and suspenders?

― StanM, Monday, 19 March 2007 22:28 (nineteen years ago)

The sexy kind.

― marmotwolof, Monday, 19 March 2007 22:35 (nineteen years ago)

OMG HE WAS LARPING SHADOWRUN

― marmotwolof, Monday, 19 March 2007 22:37 (nineteen years ago)

wait to keep up, people, this was so last week

― kingfish, Monday, 19 March 2007 22:38 (nineteen years ago)

Not all of us read the entire internet.

a Shadowrun Elf:
http://www.markzug.com/ElfCovertOp.jpg

― marmotwolof, Monday, 19 March 2007 22:44 (nineteen years ago)

Cummon, it's not like anyone of us hasn't done something similar at some point in our lives.
Poor guy.
I can recall playing too much Axis and Allies one weekend and next thing i know I had actually successfully invaded France.

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 00:22 (nineteen years ago)

this, um, interesting pic comes up when you do a GIS for "elf lingerie":

http://www.ezmsg.com/graphics/39710.gif

― Eisbaer, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 01:06 (nineteen years ago)

i also have awful mental images of kate bush and jon anderson prancing in a northern english field in tights ...

― Eisbaer, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 01:07 (nineteen years ago)

"Don't give up
Because you have tights."

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 01:09 (nineteen years ago)

I love the thieving elf. They should give him all the lingerie he can carry.

― Beth Parker, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 01:10 (nineteen years ago)

she and tombot may kill me for dredging this up, but what the hell it fits:

Well I will no longer be having a Christmas fuck now thanks to this thread, being as I am too horrified to even contemplate sexual activity for at least a month. Slutty elf costume going to waste, etc.
I blame only myself. My boyfriend, OTOH, might blame you, Dan. Fair warning.

Allyzay on Thursday, December 18, 2003 12:36 PM (3 years ago)

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no elf tart for x-mas!

Eisbär (llamasfur) on Thursday, December 18, 2003 12:38 PM (3 years ago)
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Cookie cookie cookie starts with C

Allyzay on Thursday, December 18, 2003 12:38 PM (3 years ago)
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elf garb is not all that sexy, is it?

stevem (blueski) on Thursday, December 18, 2003 12:39 PM (3 years ago)

― Eisbaer, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 01:13 (nineteen years ago)

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