Travel Agents - a whole different species or just odd?

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They move through bars in sets of four. They wear quasi- expensive suits. They try to drink out of your glass. They pull your hair and call you "Mary", even when you protest repeatedly that this is not your name. They speak into mobile phones that look like matchbox cars.

They demand long island iced teas, then they arrange these drinks around you like a fence, tell you to drink your way out, and laugh cruelly.

They demand two dollars from you "to buy a pie from the Star-Mart". Then when you try to leave, they become morose and threaten to throw up on your best shoes.

― rainy, Friday, 15 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

are you going on holiday?

― richard john gillanders, Friday, 15 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

oh rainy you peach

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Friday, 15 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

How do you know that they are travel agents?

― jel, Saturday, 16 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

where are you going?

― richard john gillanders, Saturday, 16 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Why, she's coming to visit us in Southern California. Surely. :-)

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 16 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Rainy, are you thinking September out of New Zealand is a good idea?

― N., Saturday, 16 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I knew they were travel agents cos they told me they were. But maybe they were lying. They were some of the strangest men I've ever met and I was wondering if it had anything to do with them being travel agents.

I'm not going on holiday, I don't even know where I would like to go if I was. Southern California sounds quite nice.

I'm not thinking that September out of New Zealand is entirely a good idea, because that's when Ned is going to be here.

― rainy, Sunday, 17 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

and it's wheelybin time!!

― mark s, Sunday, 17 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

mark s, NO!

― rainy, Sunday, 17 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

This strange behaviour sounds very much like a classic encounter with Men in Black. Has there been much reported UFO activity in NZ lately?

― j>e>l, Monday, 18 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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