Lingonberry days

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Let's list euphemisms for menstruation. The one in the thread title is used in Finnish.

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 11:14 (eighteen years ago)

"A special friend coming to visit."

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 11:15 (eighteen years ago)

Damnit I thought this was going to be about some kind of finnish lingonberry festival that I could visit when I'm over.

― Ed, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 11:15 (eighteen years ago)

huckleberry friend

― RJG, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 11:16 (eighteen years ago)

HAHAHA

― jed_, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 11:20 (eighteen years ago)

i'm pretty sure, not only that this thread has been done before but that Tuomas started it.

― jed_, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 11:21 (eighteen years ago)

I think I've mentioned "lingonberry days" on another thread (if I remember correctly, someone even wanted to start a band of that name), but it wasn't about specifically about mensies.

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 11:23 (eighteen years ago)

We certainly have had this thread before. I can remember contributing 'up on blocks' to it.

― accentmonkey, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 11:25 (eighteen years ago)

my special friend is starting to get a bit angry, you could wind up in a lingonberry daze.

― estela, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 11:25 (eighteen years ago)

xpost

― estela, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 11:26 (eighteen years ago)

I liked that episode of the IT Crowd where Aunt Irma visited.

― C J, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 11:27 (eighteen years ago)

jam in the basement

hey! there's Aunt Flo!

― Grandpont Genie, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 11:28 (eighteen years ago)

Olen äitiyslomalla.

(more about lingonberry days stopping for a bit.)

― Anna, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 12:00 (eighteen years ago)

You're not speaking about yourself, are you Anna?

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 12:07 (eighteen years ago)

reign in blood
the soup kitchen is boiling over
Thatcher's revenge
Mardi Gras in Letchworth
Afternoon Delight
When Mr Vellio comes to town
slam dunk da funk
the geese are hungry today
The 5:30 at Sandown
grampa's amenities

― Frogman Henry, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 12:15 (eighteen years ago)

You made up half of those, right?

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 12:21 (eighteen years ago)

No, I'm not Tuomas. I'm showing off my Finish (or, more truthfully, copying and pasting from my friend's out of office reply.)

― Anna, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 12:23 (eighteen years ago)

the parting of the Red Sea

― Eisbaer, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 12:35 (eighteen years ago)

riding the cotton pony

― Eisbaer, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 12:36 (eighteen years ago)

Haha, wouldn't it be cool if the out-of-office reply would say she's away due to lingonberry days?

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 12:37 (eighteen years ago)

(xx-post)

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 12:37 (eighteen years ago)

'scheduled maintenance'

― braveclub, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 12:38 (eighteen years ago)

Liverpool / Rotherham playing at home

― Matt, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 12:57 (eighteen years ago)

Having the painters in.

― kv_nol, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:45 (eighteen years ago)

"My name be DJ Menses and my flow be fresh" Copywrite - Diesel Sweeties

Riding the red dragon.

― kv_nol, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 14:45 (eighteen years ago)

the lady in red

― Eisbaer, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 15:04 (eighteen years ago)

peter gabriel

― Eisbaer, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 15:05 (eighteen years ago)

jägermeister

― Eisbaer, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 15:08 (eighteen years ago)

PETER GABRIEL! <3

― Abbott, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:32 (eighteen years ago)

Removing the wrapper from the Larry the Cable Guy DVD

― iiiijjjj, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 18:38 (eighteen years ago)

I loved lingonberries... until I read this.

― luna, Thursday, 22 March 2007 00:24 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.imaginismstudios.com/images/port/lady-in-red-dress-art.jpg

― Eisbaer, Thursday, 22 March 2007 00:40 (eighteen years ago)

It's the time of the season
When blood runs hot
In this time
ladies have their menses
And let me try with pleasured hands
To put the tampon in with
My clumsy hands
Or bleed on everyone...

It's the time of the season for menses!

― Abbott, Thursday, 22 March 2007 02:13 (eighteen years ago)

son of a bitch! way to ruin IKEA

― Kim, Thursday, 22 March 2007 02:14 (eighteen years ago)

You know, the only place I know that serves endometrial lining is IHOP.

http://ocdirectory.up.seesaa.net/image/ihop2.jpg

Oops! I actually meant lingonberries!

― Abbott, Thursday, 22 March 2007 02:16 (eighteen years ago)

Strange coincidence. I was looking for something to put on a sandwich last night and settled on lingonberry jam, which I rarely do.

bread
butter
smoked ham and turkey slices
lingonberry jam
shavings of parmesan cheese

Then grilled, of course.

― fields of salmon, Thursday, 22 March 2007 02:30 (eighteen years ago)

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