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Should Knut die?

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http://news.google.com/news?hl=en&ned=us&ie=UTF-8&ncl=1114604287

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OptionVotes
No 2
Don't Care 2
We Want Knut Fap2
Yes 0
Maybe 0


― StanM, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 11:22 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=524382&in_page_id=1770

― dan m, Monday, 3 March 2008 17:36 (eighteen years ago)

He's a naughty little bear.

― The Real Dirty Vicar, Monday, 3 March 2008 21:55 (eighteen years ago)

omg

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_01/polar020308_468x317.jpg

― HI DERE, Monday, 3 March 2008 21:58 (eighteen years ago)

i think he should be allowed to eat one german child (chosen at random through a lottery process) per month

― latebloomer, Monday, 3 March 2008 22:01 (eighteen years ago)

free knut

― J0rdan S., Monday, 3 March 2008 22:03 (eighteen years ago)

:(

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 3 March 2008 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.jaunted.com/files/3/knut_is_scary.jpg

HE STARTED YOUNG

― HI DERE, Monday, 3 March 2008 22:16 (eighteen years ago)

six months pass...

Zookeeper who hand-reared Knut the polar bear found dead

The zookeeper who was a 'surrogate father' to the polar bear Knut has been found dead amid fears that he became depressed after they were separated.

Thomas Doerflein, 44, had been told to stay away from Knut because they were too close.

There were also concerns that Mr Doerflein could be injured during one of their regular wrestling bouts as Knut grew.

― Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 23 September 2008 04:14 (eighteen years ago)

That article seems a bit sensational... the Guardian implies he died of natural causes, having been sick for a while: http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/sep/23/germany.endangeredspecies

sad news, though.

― The Real Dirty Vicar, Tuesday, 23 September 2008 13:39 (eighteen years ago)

What a fruitcake

― burt_stanton, Tuesday, 23 September 2008 14:22 (eighteen years ago)

This guy and the guy from that Herzog doc should have formed a support group or something.

― i fuck mathematics, Tuesday, 23 September 2008 14:54 (eighteen years ago)

bear fucker

― akm, Tuesday, 23 September 2008 17:26 (eighteen years ago)

six months pass...

<img src="http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2009/WORLD/europe/04/11/polar.bear.attack/art.polar.bear.jpg";>

Zoos should just post disclaimers that ppl who wish to join the animals will not be rescued.

― Batsman (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 12 April 2009 15:32 (seventeen years ago)

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2009/WORLD/europe/04/11/polar.bear.attack/art.polar.bear.jpg

― Batsman (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 12 April 2009 15:33 (seventeen years ago)

[whale blubber joke]

― StanM, Sunday, 12 April 2009 15:37 (seventeen years ago)

tut
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/news/260180/See-video-of-terrifying-moment-when-a-woman-is-MAULED-by-a-polar-bear-She-JUMPED-into-its-zoo-enclosure-at-feeding-time.html

― not_goodwin, Sunday, 12 April 2009 16:00 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00034/bear_01_1204_34227a.jpg

― c?rvel (ice cr?m), Sunday, 12 April 2009 16:13 (seventeen years ago)

jesus that infantile TABLOID style is RIDICULOUS and STUPID (xpost)

― StanM, Sunday, 12 April 2009 16:15 (seventeen years ago)

The bear probably thought she was an Easter treat.

― Stone Monkey, Sunday, 12 April 2009 16:16 (seventeen years ago)

Poor bear!! This woman needs help and a healthier eating plan!

By Elyshia . Posted April 12 2009 at 5:35 PM.

― velko, Sunday, 12 April 2009 17:44 (seventeen years ago)

Elyshia OTM

― dowd, Sunday, 12 April 2009 18:01 (seventeen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/archive/c/c0/20080517104536!Knut_Hamsun.jpeg

yeah, this nazi should die (if he wasnt dead already)

― Zeno, Sunday, 12 April 2009 18:16 (seventeen years ago)

Rowr.

― Nurse Detrius (Eric H.), Sunday, 12 April 2009 18:42 (seventeen years ago)

"It was terrible but we do not wish to identify the bear involved."

― Just one thing I was thinking about as I was getting on the copter (J0hn D.), Sunday, 12 April 2009 18:54 (seventeen years ago)

it was the white one i think, the one that bit her in the video, but i could be wrong.

― not_goodwin, Sunday, 12 April 2009 18:59 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

http://gfx.dagbladet.no/labrador/158/158781/15878142/jpg/active/314x_13197743.jpg

― ℳℴℯ　❤＼(◕‿◕✿ (Princess TamTam), Saturday, 19 March 2011 18:58 (fifteen years ago)

:-(

― StanM, Saturday, 19 March 2011 19:03 (fifteen years ago)

He was my favourite polar bear named Knut ever.

― StanM, Saturday, 19 March 2011 19:03 (fifteen years ago)

he seemed like a tragic figure, tbh

― Elegant Bitch (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 19 March 2011 19:09 (fifteen years ago)

He was the icebearian Pete Doherty, imho.

― StanM, Saturday, 19 March 2011 19:12 (fifteen years ago)

on the other hand, he was The People's Icebear too.

― StanM, Saturday, 19 March 2011 19:12 (fifteen years ago)

;_;

Oh no, poor Knut.

In memoriam, "Knut, der kleine Eisbär":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNWrFmCCfXw

― ENBB, Saturday, 19 March 2011 19:24 (fifteen years ago)

http://twitter.com/normmacdonald/statuses/49167439065382913

― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 19 March 2011 19:24 (fifteen years ago)

O_O

hahahaha

― ENBB, Saturday, 19 March 2011 19:25 (fifteen years ago)

I saw him in 2009 and he didn't look in the best of health. I'll drink a maudlin toast to him while listening to Grauzone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTuTc_liKS4

― Ha ha ha ha. Jack my swag. (ShariVari), Saturday, 19 March 2011 20:45 (fifteen years ago)

I can't believe – I count on Der Spiegel English for up-to-the-minute German animal coverage – and ILX beats me to this.

― Looking Man (Abbbottt), Sunday, 20 March 2011 02:57 (fifteen years ago)

(IDK if anyone noticed but Der Spiegel talks about German critters several times a week, it seems like.)

― Looking Man (Abbbottt), Sunday, 20 March 2011 02:58 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.amazon.com/Knut-Friends-Blu-ray-Eric-Meyers/dp/B002NTDXP0/ref=sr_1_169?s=dvd&ie=UTF8&qid=1300626939&sr=1-169

― it's not in the Wu-Tang Manual (latebloomer), Sunday, 20 March 2011 13:17 (fifteen years ago)

ilx killed knut

― ice cr?m, Sunday, 20 March 2011 13:20 (fifteen years ago)

http://fastcache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/7/2011/03/0324_kunt.jpg

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 24 March 2011 14:58 (fifteen years ago)

HAHAHAHA

oops

― ENBB, Thursday, 24 March 2011 19:29 (fifteen years ago)


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