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Ronan:
i wouldn't be that gutted if rafa left, tho it would be bad.
i'm sure they'd get someone good
it might even be fun


*****: it would be exciting
steve coppell?


Ronan: roddy collins?


*****: that guy stephen kenny


Ronan: haha


*****: the irish guy in scotland


Ronan: kerr/collins/kenny triumvirate
given 200 million to spend


*****: bring in colin healy


Ronan: exactly
irish them up a little
caleb folen


*****: phil babb reconsider
retirement


Ronan: ian harte


*****: offer him half the 200million


Ronan: someone should write this down
and send to rick parry


*****: bring in aldridge as number 2
ray houghton can still play right?


Ronan: sure he can!


*****: i dont like these new-fangled baby bentley players
real fighters McCarthy, McGrath
Tommy Coyne


Ronan: spend the 200m on cloning mcgrath dna


*****: I would go to a jurassic park style place with classic irish footballers cloned in their prime, locked in pens


Ronan: that would be amazing
especially if like jurassic park
they found a way out.
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***** "oh god". "they have made it to the championship"



Ronan:
"mr hammond....it's.....the phelan enclosure"
"they are sprinting across the plains at 100mph"


****: "good bernie slaven....who's a nice bernie slaven"


Ronan:
"kernaghans! they turn very slowly....just back away"


*****: they only see movement! eddie mcgoldrick and alan kernaghan have mated.
"nature found a way"



Ronan: "there it is....my entire life's work spent studying it and now it lives.....RONNIE WHELAN"