"Kelly Taylor from Beverly Hills, 90210 is the patron saint of bershon, as her face, like most other teenagers’, was permanently frozen in this expression."

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i just learned a new word. discus.

About I'm So Bershon

Bershon is a word that I’m pretty sure is not really a word at all, but my friend Erin and I, growing up in two different cities, both encountered it separately in our youth. Both of us heard it used in exactly the same manner, namely the cool girls in middle school rolling their eyes and saying, “… and Kayla said yes, and I was like, ohmyGOD, whatever, I’m SO BERSHON.”

The spirit of bershon is pretty much how you feel when you’re 13 and your parents make you wear a Christmas sweatshirt and then pose for a family picture, and you could not possibly summon one more ounce of disgust, but you’re also way too cool to really even DEAL with it, so you just make this face like you smelled something bad and sort of roll your eyes and seethe in a put-out manner.

Kelly Taylor from Beverly Hills, 90210 is the patron saint of bershon, as her face, like most other teenagers’, was permanently frozen in this expression.

Everyone has a bershon pic; it’s probably your eighth grade school picture.

http://flickr.com/groups/bershon/

― get bent, Friday, 23 March 2007 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

can this word be used in a sentence that isn't sarcastic? I'm still not sure I know what it means.

― horseshoe, Friday, 23 March 2007 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

"The spirit of bershon is pretty much how you feel when you’re 13 and your parents make you wear a Christmas sweatshirt and then pose for a family picture, and you could not possibly summon one more ounce of disgust, but you’re also way too cool to really even DEAL with it, so you just make this face like you smelled something bad and sort of roll your eyes and seethe in a put-out manner."

― s1ocki, Friday, 23 March 2007 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

oh i definitely have pics of me at 13 looking like this

― rrrobyn, Friday, 23 March 2007 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

so, it's just feeling disgusted? I think this is such a specific definition that I'm having a hard time with it. Kelly Taylor helps, though. man, she was loathsome.

― horseshoe, Friday, 23 March 2007 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

it's not just disgusted - it's that but embarassed plus insecure plus know-it-all-omg-wtf ennui

― rrrobyn, Friday, 23 March 2007 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

When Kelly was burnt in a fire and was tricked into joining a cult, Brandon was able to help her. Brandon also was by her side when she became addicted to cocaine and when she was shot and had amnesia. Kelly's memories of Brandon fade after she wakes up with amnesia after being shot, but when Kelly reads her journal she remembers Brandon and recovers her memories. Brandon helps out Kelly while they are dating when she was being sexually harassed by her boss at a clinic. Kelly and Brandon move in together, but when Brandon has an affair with a coworker of his, Kelly is heartbroken. They get back together when Kelly realizes that she still loves him. During an argument, Brandon asks Kelly to marry him. Brandon helped Kelly feel love after having a lonely childhood. Brandon bought Kelly a magic wand she had always wanted when she was younger and they shared a ring in their relationship. Brandon had proposed to Kelly with the ring, Kelly had bought the ring back when Brandon had returned it. After waiting for Brandon while he was dating a coworker, Brandon and Kelly get back together and Kelly shows Brandon their ring. Later on, after Kelly is raped, Dylan is the one who is with her and by her side through the difficult time.

― botero, Friday, 23 March 2007 20:23 (nineteen years ago)

rough life, that kelly

― get bent, Friday, 23 March 2007 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

Great word! Dunno how to pronouce it, but whatever. Annoying thing about that flickr site is how few of the photos are actually bershon (speaking as an accredited expert, I mean). A baby making a grumpy face is not bershot. Cut it out. Mostly pix of boring fux w/ bored expressions.

Troo bershon:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/87/250085817_4443dd23e0_o.jpg

― Pye Poudre, Friday, 23 March 2007 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

Bershot, whatevs.

― Pye Poudre, Friday, 23 March 2007 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

is this really immature of me, but i still totally do this...

― homosexual II, Friday, 23 March 2007 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.lolrider.com/silly/honour.jpg

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Friday, 23 March 2007 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

Doesn't surprise me, Mandee, since you're the only ILXor I know who uses the word "grodey" on a regular basis.

― jaymc, Friday, 23 March 2007 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r292/adamrsbeales/bershon.jpg

― Pye Poudre, Friday, 23 March 2007 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

rough life, that kelly

And they didn't even mention the cult!

― C0L1N B..., Friday, 23 March 2007 21:58 (nineteen years ago)

When Kelly was burnt in a fire and was tricked into joining a cult, Brandon was able to help her.

― tokyo rosemary, Saturday, 24 March 2007 01:56 (nineteen years ago)

the word is ugly and doesn't seem to commnicate the idea. i mean, was it just majiced out of the air? cos it sounds like it was.

― jed_, Saturday, 24 March 2007 02:53 (nineteen years ago)

magicked

― jed_, Saturday, 24 March 2007 02:53 (nineteen years ago)

When Kelly was burnt in a fire and was tricked into joining a cult, Brandon was able to help her.

Oh man, I'm dumb.

― C0L1N B..., Saturday, 24 March 2007 07:41 (nineteen years ago)

The comments from the people who uplodaded the photogs are the best thing about that flickr group, some of them are really funny. Most of the pics do not represent the description of "bershon"?

― Pashmina, Saturday, 24 March 2007 11:22 (nineteen years ago)

oh my god, those illustrations above are the funniest thing ever. i literally just cracked up at my work desk. that girl is too funny.

― Surmounter, Sunday, 25 March 2007 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

context

― g®▲Ðұ, Sunday, 25 March 2007 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

Hello all pics of me from 13-16. "I am so over roasting marshmallows with these parents."

― Abbott, Sunday, 25 March 2007 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

Haha, I still do this too, Mandee. At least I got over giving the camera the roll-eye/sneer AND the bird.

― Abbott, Sunday, 25 March 2007 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

I think every pic of my family has at least one bershon:

Youngest bro: "Quit touching me, DAD."

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f86/igotabeefpastry/carsonbershon.jpg

Me in plaid: "Fuck a birthday."

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f86/igotabeefpastry/methebershon.jpg

Younger sister: "Yeah, like I really love my sister."

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f86/igotabeefpastry/shaunnabershon.jpg

Youngest sister: "Quit forcing me to glean potatoes, DAD."

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f86/igotabeefpastry/cassiebershon.jpg

Younger bro: "I've been framed." Not sure it counts if its a dunce cap scenario:

[image]http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f86/igotabeefpastry/merrickbershon.jpg[/iamge]

― Abbott, Sunday, 25 March 2007 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

oh dammit

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f86/igotabeefpastry/merrickbershon.jpg

― Abbott, Sunday, 25 March 2007 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

Oh my god, Abbott—I want to adopt your youngest sister and make her do nonstop chores so she can look like that ALL THE TIME!!!!

― Beth Parker, Sunday, 25 March 2007 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

three months pass...

lol i still find this thread fcking hilarious

― Surmounter, Sunday, 15 July 2007 15:22 (nineteen years ago)

i think almost every picture ever taken of me as a kid while on a vacation or trip somewhere has me in a "bershon" face

― latebloomer, Sunday, 15 July 2007 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

oh god, i missed this first time around. abbott, yr birthday face is killing me!

also, i want to go rewatch the entire series of 90210 like, right now.

― tehresa, Sunday, 15 July 2007 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

um, i am rewatching it, like right now. season 2 dvd in da house!

― Surmounter, Sunday, 15 July 2007 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

and kelly really is the patron saint of bershon ; )

― Surmounter, Sunday, 15 July 2007 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

this may be a reason for me to finally get netflix.

― tehresa, Sunday, 15 July 2007 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

that and leonard part six

― tehresa, Sunday, 15 July 2007 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

leonard?

― Surmounter, Sunday, 15 July 2007 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

Hang on, are you commenting between episodes?

― I know, right?, Sunday, 15 July 2007 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

lol yep pretty much!!

― Surmounter, Sunday, 15 July 2007 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

just finished the black episode, with what's her name, vivica. great

― Surmounter, Sunday, 15 July 2007 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

i kno u can always tell wen i'm taking a break cuz i bump all the usual suspects

― Surmounter, Sunday, 15 July 2007 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

exactement

― I know, right?, Sunday, 15 July 2007 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

I have some AWESOMELY bershon pics from my teenage years. I hated having my photo taken. I gotta get my mum to scan me some.

― Trayce, Sunday, 15 July 2007 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

omg please

― Surmounter, Sunday, 15 July 2007 22:23 (nineteen years ago)

Here's my Bershon from when I was about 15.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/1/1024530_29fa03075d_o.jpg

― Kate, non masonic, Sunday, 15 July 2007 22:43 (nineteen years ago)

v cute but maybe 2 sweet for full throttle bershon?

― Surmounter, Sunday, 15 July 2007 22:59 (nineteen years ago)

Are you kidding? I look like a troll.

― Kate, non masonic, Sunday, 15 July 2007 23:54 (nineteen years ago)

whose next to you? cute top

― Surmounter, Monday, 16 July 2007 00:04 (nineteen years ago)

um, or who's ...

― Surmounter, Monday, 16 July 2007 00:05 (nineteen years ago)

My little sister.

― Kate, non masonic, Monday, 16 July 2007 01:31 (nineteen years ago)

if kelly is patron saint
princess santorum = best new artist

― tremendoid, Monday, 16 July 2007 08:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.russianspy.org/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/alexander_litvinenko.jpg

― Lynskey, Monday, 16 July 2007 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

Gershon bershon:

http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/gina-gershon/pictures/gina-gershon-picture-1.jpg

― Alex in Baltimore, Monday, 16 July 2007 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

lol but that's not a bershon face!! too nice. i can't believe we don't even have a pic of true bershon on here yet

i had to actually put on the DVD, fast forward and freeze frame for this:
http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g192/rrawn/kellybershon.jpg

BERSHON

― Surmounter, Monday, 16 July 2007 15:56 (nineteen years ago)

Who's hair is that?

― I know, right?, Monday, 16 July 2007 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

ha Bren of course

― Surmounter, Monday, 16 July 2007 16:02 (nineteen years ago)

and on the right u can see a sliver of Brooklyn

― Surmounter, Monday, 16 July 2007 16:02 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://www.get-free-publicity.com/images/finstan450.jpg

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 30 July 2007 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

hehe what the hell kind of hat is that, it looks like an aerodynamic ski-design banana

― Surmounter, Monday, 30 July 2007 17:02 (nineteen years ago)

oh no no no

― jhøshea, Monday, 30 July 2007 17:03 (nineteen years ago)

HAHAHA I would totally have that look on my face were I forced to model some hippie fleeces cephalopod.

― Abbott, Monday, 30 July 2007 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

"Hey guys, I brought my devil sticks and hacky sack to the ski cabin."

― Abbott, Monday, 30 July 2007 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

three years pass...

lol this is still amazing

― homosexual II, Thursday, 9 September 2010 05:04 (sixteen years ago)

Just noticed that poisoned spy Litvinenko upthread, in that picture at least, is a *dead ringer* for author Michael Faber (who looks pretty bershon himself in all the pictures I've seen):

http://i54.tinypic.com/10idw8j.jpg

― Bill A, Thursday, 9 September 2010 18:38 (sixteen years ago)

two years pass...

http://i.imgur.com/1Nudn.jpg

― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 1 November 2012 23:58 (fourteen years ago)

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