"GO BACK TO AFRICA AND DO YOUR GAY VOODOO LIMBO TANGO AND WANGO DANCE AND JUMP AROUND AND PRANCE AND RUN ALL OVER THE PLACE HALF NAKED THERE."

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How not to recruit people.

Also helpful, spending the next 3 days exchanging various racist/homophobic epithets from your work email.

More of the emails here.

― kingfish, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

jeeeeebus.

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

rofflez

― Tom D., Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

oh this is funny

― kenan, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

"and wango dance"

― s1ocki, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

i was gonna post something about this yesterday but i figured i'd just wait and let kingfish do it

― river wolf, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

laffs

― Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

haha awesome xpost

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

Come thru in the clutch.

― kingfish, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:02 (nineteen years ago)

so hilarious

― gff, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:03 (nineteen years ago)

too bad about the military being packed full of vicious homophobes tho amirite

― gff, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

word

― river wolf, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

vicious, dumb as rocks, and HILARIOUS

I SUPPORT THE TROOPS

― kenan, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

FREEDOM ISNT FREE!!!

― and what, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

The 3 days bit is what makes me laugh. Have any of our clusterfuck threads lasted three whole days? they usually burn out in 12 hours or so. How long did that Kill Bill thread go for?

― kingfish, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:10 (nineteen years ago)

"if you do not like me writing in caps then delete my email and do not respond I think it scared you to death."

she's SO NOIZE

― kenan, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:10 (nineteen years ago)

CAPS BE SCARY

― Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

thread title actually made me think "was morbs banned again?"

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

Conversation between my prof from Compton and his bro-in-law from Ioway:
Bro-in-law: Go back to Africa.
Prof: But I've never been to Africa.

― Abbott, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

a public affairs officer based Fort Knox, Texas

Is there also a Fort Knox in Texas now?

― nickalicious, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

actually, not that i know of. I think that's a mistake. Fort Hood, maybe.

― kenan, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

obviously there needs to be a band named GAY VOODOO that plays songs like LIMBO TANGO, WANGO DANCE and RUN ALL OVER THE PLACE

― gabbneb, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

"Big Gay Voodoo Daddy"?

― kingfish, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

voodoo gay skulls

― lfam, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

She's Native American, though! Maybe she's just pushing for the repatriation of people to their indigenous lands, to take up the ecologically sustainable half-naked prancing ways of their ancestors.

Or else just riffing on his "take that to your rain dance" line. This guy's kind of dumb, really -- if you're getting juicy horrifying abuse from a US military rep, you've gotta know enough to play it totally polite from your end, right? (Unless he was deliberately trying to bait her into a flamewar and get juicier material out of her.)

― nabisco, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

He was pretty far off the reservation with that remark.

― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

This raises an interesting question: how much are black Americans to blame for Native American wipeout?

― nickalicious, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

i find the ROOTS CRED REPPING in her emails kinda funny. "MY ROOTS ARE DEEPER, FAGTOG" lolz

― elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

GAY VOODOO LIMBO TANGO AND WANGO DANCE

^^^ someone needs to work this up for the JJ and FB will drink it thread

― gff, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

i'm writing 'wango dance' on my hand to remind me to use it in conversation later

― Ai Lien, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

oh i forgot about this, didn't i

― gabbneb, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

"You must be a total idiot and so stupid to presume that you do not know what gender you are."

― marmotwolof, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

GOOD LUCK TO YOU MY GAY FRIEND AND BEST WISHES AND HAVE A NICE DAY

― webber, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 04:09 (nineteen years ago)

FREEDOM ISN'T FREE FAGTOG THIS IS SPARTA LOL

― marmotwolof, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 04:11 (nineteen years ago)

this sounds like lyrics from a ted nugent song.

― Eisbaer, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

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