TS: Fucking vs. Sucking

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both are really awesome! sometimes sucking feels impersonal in the way that a good intimate fuck doesnt but man it feels awesome to have all the attention on you sometimes too!

― 69, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

69 otm! also: 69 classified as sucking or is it a gray area?

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

"i choose....both!"

towlie otm

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

OMG YOU PEOPLE AND YR CRYPTIC XWORDS AFRAID TO GET "REAL"

― 69, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/9650/rollingstonessucking8wh.jpg vs http://991.com/newgallery/Big-Black-Songs-About-Fucki-349019.jpg

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

Wait. Are we talking about intercourse versus *getting sucked* or *giving head*?

― Jesse, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

honestly i think i gotta go with fucking, but there's really nothing better than sucking when it's on top of its game!

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 21:40 (nineteen years ago)

great suck admin cool boy!

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 21:41 (nineteen years ago)

songs about sucking is totally an album title waiting to be used, too

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 21:41 (nineteen years ago)

finally a readable thread on nu-ilx

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 21:41 (nineteen years ago)

this is a controversional thread!

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 21:42 (nineteen years ago)

also: fuckin'

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 21:42 (nineteen years ago)

i do not understand why this is a ts, if you have enough time you can basically do all of these things during one (1) date. be bold and live like it is shark week, dudes.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

also pete plz answer jesse's question

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

it's a pretty simple question guys: fuckin' or suckin'

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

i do not understand why this is a ts

hear hear!

― kenan, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.vkgfx.com/misc/serious.jpg

― Ed, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

how is it simple, there are lots of variations on both themes. maybe if you'd eat some more pussy you'd know that mr. que.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

fucking>>>>>sucking>>>>>hand jobs.

― Drooone, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

Wait. Are we talking about intercourse versus *getting sucked* or *giving head*?

Yeah, there's really three things being compared here, and there's times I wld deffo rather give head than get it.

― kenan, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

?!?

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 21:48 (nineteen years ago)

fucking>>>>>sucking>>>>>hand jobs.

that is very reductivist.

― Ed, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 21:48 (nineteen years ago)

oh hott kenan's here

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 21:48 (nineteen years ago)

getting and giving sucking (or, you know, muff-time) can be equally satisfying.

― Jesse, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 21:48 (nineteen years ago)

maybe you'd know that...

:|
B|

if you'd eat some more pussy

― kenan, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

it's just a question

yes there are two kinds of sucking

but so what

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

jesse is otm!

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

muff otm

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

except for the use of the word "muff-time" which is some kind of yellow card as far as i am concerned.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

and most of the time i would rather give head than get it. that's why things never worked out between me and kenan, we would wind up going to bed angry, arguing, "you selfish asshole, you're ALWAYS giving me head."

― Jesse, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.activemusician.com/images/store/small/MC_BMUSA.gif

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

oh hott kenan's here

too bad i'm going home, no coming on the face for you!

― kenan, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

IMPORTANT XPOST TO KENAN:

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/6987/yaaaaowkm9.png

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

I am currently using a borrowed vintage electric mistress.

― Ed, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

i'll just get someone else to do it, it's cool

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

can someone cite christgau's opinion here? he's a critic and his judgments really mean something

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

i shoot gummy bears now

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

Despite their disavowals of "progress," this proceeds as you'd figure--toward lyricism rather than commerciality or some such chimera. It's seldom hard or fast or chaotic, and if it was their sacred mission to humanize guitar noise, they've betrayed it like the reprobates they no doubt are. But if their vocation is beguiling song-music that doesn't sound like anything else or create its own rut, this reinforces one's gut feeling that they can do it forever. They can't, of course--nobody can. But the illusion of eternity has been music's sacred mission for a good long time. A

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

Doesn't it just get all mixed up together when everyone's behaving properly?

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

PRETZEL WALRUS XGAU'S OPINIONS ON FUCKING V SUCKING ARE USELESS HE HAS NO MORE AUTHORITY THAN, SAY, ME. NO, WE MUST LISTEN TO CHUCK KLOSTERMAN

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

i can't believe christgau gave handjobs an A!

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

I have a nice boyfriend and should appreciate him...rather then deal with weakling anons...

― Ed, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

aww sorry jesse i got called out i didnt try to ignore yr point of order

anyway whatever it doesnt matter just answer the q

― 69, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

that was wowee zowee he gave an A to. terror twilight is the real handjob.

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

there are some handjobs that deserve an A, often times they end with jizz in yr eye so it isn't always worth the effort tho.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

handjobs=lazy blowjob

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

oh man best polvo cover ever

― pretzel walrus, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/9650/rollingstonessucking8wh.jpg got a C+ and http://eil.com/newgallery/Big-Black-Songs-About-Fucki-349019.jpg got an A- fyi

― ghost rider, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

THAT IS WHY YOU COMBINE THE TWO JESUS GOD FUCK

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

this no xpost thing makes the conversation even more incomprehensible than it would be normally

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 21:56 (nineteen years ago)

Skipping 357 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

Ally, this thread is such a star turn for you. A fine moment. Remember to thank the Academy.

― kenan, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 19:11 (eighteen years ago)

pete i read your thread like once a month fyi

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 29 August 2007 19:12 (eighteen years ago)

it's never actually occurred to me to do it
<3

― 69, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 19:13 (eighteen years ago)

have you tried yr snowballing idea yet y/n

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 29 August 2007 19:14 (eighteen years ago)

So yeah this was one of the greatest threads ever

― John Justen, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 19:16 (eighteen years ago)

i've really, really not been in a visible bodily fluids type situation when leaving a public restroom is the thing. public restroom sex = y, public restroom blowjob = ?? do not really want to kneel on floor of public restroom.
-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, March 28, 2007 3:58 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark

― Jordan, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 19:20 (eighteen years ago)

u_u

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 29 August 2007 19:20 (eighteen years ago)

jordan beat me to that one. ;_;

― kenan, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 19:21 (eighteen years ago)

Those inflatable wings that kids use when learning to swim would make great kneepads.

-- Ed, Wednesday, March 28, 2007 11:09 AM (5 months ago) Bookmark Link
ok guys the thing is, no.

-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, March 28, 2007 11:15 AM (5 months ago) Bookmark Link

getting closer?

― kenan, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 19:22 (eighteen years ago)

if you don't tell us, we're just going to keep guessing

― kenan, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 19:22 (eighteen years ago)

wait doesnt "u_u" mean u got me

― 69, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 19:25 (eighteen years ago)

well obviously we're talking about toe sucking

-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 27 March 2007 22:07 (5 months ago) Bookmark Link

― Just got offed, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 19:25 (eighteen years ago)

wait doesnt "u_u" mean u got me

if so, pics plz

― kenan, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

publicbathroomjizzmop.jpg

― kenan, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

ok this thread like subtly changed in the past five minutes

― 69, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 19:28 (eighteen years ago)

OK LET'S BE COOL HERE GUYS

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 29 August 2007 19:28 (eighteen years ago)

Well, now I'd say that

oh hott kenan's here
-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, March 27, 2007 9:48 PM (5 months ago)

is likely to be an accurate answer as well.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 19:28 (eighteen years ago)

pete when kenan and louis show up to talk about intercourse it is officially never, ever "subtle"

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 19:29 (eighteen years ago)

sorry... sorry. I'll get my coat.

― kenan, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 19:29 (eighteen years ago)

ewww you just said intercourse

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 29 August 2007 19:29 (eighteen years ago)

I'm going back to the safety of my free bacon night thread.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 19:30 (eighteen years ago)

look at that I just said a thing that wasn't WHY DON'T YOU EAT SHIT YOU FUCKED-UP IDIOT even though that's what I really wanted to say to everyone! Things are getting better all the time

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 19:31 (eighteen years ago)

I was trying to find an image to allude to the Humpty Dance and, I'm sorry, but this is what I found:

http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/1347/humpty35percent5sc.gif

― Eazy, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 19:31 (eighteen years ago)

xp dude that is cheating

― 69, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)

I know
I really need to remember to eat lunch before dealing with the kenans of the world

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 19:33 (eighteen years ago)

GUYS IT'S TIME TO BE COOL

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 29 August 2007 19:33 (eighteen years ago)

Spitting jizz against a wall sounds like some kind of fucked up Yoko Ono/Actionist thing

― milo z, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 19:33 (eighteen years ago)

I should remember to eat lunch myself, I think. :(

I officially went Too Far. Sorry to Ally and Tom both.

― kenan, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 19:34 (eighteen years ago)

i'm still intrigued by the spitting jizz across the room thing

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 29 August 2007 19:34 (eighteen years ago)

does the lady get bonus points for a high arc?

should a dartboard be involved?

― milo z, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 19:35 (eighteen years ago)

yes to all of that

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 29 August 2007 19:36 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.riverjunction.com/catalog/saloon/spittoon.jpg

^^ok how awesome and disturbing would this be

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 19:37 (eighteen years ago)

a jizzoon

― Just got offed, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 19:37 (eighteen years ago)

ok guys i am getting the fuuuuuuck out of here PEACE

― 69, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 19:38 (eighteen years ago)

wherever you go make sure it's not japan

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 19:38 (eighteen years ago)

see, the cats would just get into that and everyone would be unhappy

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 29 August 2007 19:38 (eighteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/90/Devourworlds.png

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 19:41 (eighteen years ago)

didn't we establish that the answer's 'fucking' anyway?

my erotic subtlety is clearly so sophisticated that nobody knows when it's tumescing.

― Just got offed, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 19:44 (eighteen years ago)

ugh dnw

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 29 August 2007 19:44 (eighteen years ago)

NEVER TYPE THAT SENTENCE AGAIN LOUIS JAGGER.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 19:45 (eighteen years ago)

IF YOU DO I WILL CONTINUE TO UNGOOGLEPROOF YOUR NAME ON THIS THREAD.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 19:46 (eighteen years ago)

it is officially time to ditch the entire board again.

Jagger you're really utterly worthless except as an incredibly powerful irritant to remind me to get back to work.

― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 19:50 (eighteen years ago)

Ban Lou1s J@gger.

― milo z, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 19:52 (eighteen years ago)

xpost: well done for being a good sport, now go back to your smug superiority complex and thank your lucky stars you don't have to deal with filth like me any more

― Just got offed, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 19:53 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.authenticsportscollectibles.com/store/images/01500_mannphs008031-L.jpg

― brownie, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 19:54 (eighteen years ago)

don't fuck with Galactus, dude

― kenan, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 19:54 (eighteen years ago)

i can't believe this is happening.
-- Surmounter, Tuesday, March 27, 2007 11:23 PM (Tuesday, March 27, 2007 11:23 PM) Bookmark Link

― gabbneb, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 19:57 (eighteen years ago)

So yeah this WAS one of the greatest threads ever

-- John Justen, Wednesday, August 29, 2007 7:16 PM (42 minutes ago)

― John Justen, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 20:00 (eighteen years ago)

this is one of the first threads that i contributed to extensively on ILE

― max, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 20:05 (eighteen years ago)

O thread, the lols you bring!

― Laurel, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 20:48 (eighteen years ago)

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