Let us shake our head wearily at _The Reaping_

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TS: Hilary Swank in this vs. Demi Moore in The Seventh Sign (and if you remember that one, I'm sorry and I feel your pain).

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:17 (eighteen years ago)

you saw this? what hath god wrot?

sexyDancer, Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:19 (eighteen years ago)

and if you remember that one

Remember? I've got the DVD! (and yeah, it was a mistake, but it was very cheap)

StanM, Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:40 (eighteen years ago)

Let us pray for Stephen Rea.

David R., Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:45 (eighteen years ago)

...may God protect him as He did Jurgen Prochnow.

Sparkle Motion, Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:49 (eighteen years ago)

From the awful trailers, it looks like the passover story as some kind of Christian horror-melodrama?

Jordan, Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:52 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.cbn.com/entertainment/screen/ElliottB_TheReaping.aspx

Author’s Note: Regardless of your opinion of horror films, this is the very type of film that the secular culture around us enjoys. It is also the type of film that makes people think about (and talk about) spiritual matters. I experienced this in the press room after viewing the film, and I’m sure similar conversations will be taking place outside of theaters everywhere. Non-Christians who see this movie will want to talk about their beliefs (and yours). I’m of the opinion that this is never a bad thing, whether the discussions are sparked by a powerful Sunday sermon or a gory horror film.

Jordan, Thursday, 5 April 2007 14:57 (eighteen years ago)

I love that it's Hilary Swank versus GOD.

jessie monster, Thursday, 5 April 2007 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

the monster in this movie is GOD. and BEES.

jessie monster, Thursday, 5 April 2007 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

So does Hilary Swank punch out God wearing a bear suit? All of a sudden this = BEST MOVIE EVER.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 5 April 2007 15:43 (eighteen years ago)

i couldn't remember the name of this last night and kept calling it "The Reapening"

akm, Thursday, 5 April 2007 15:45 (eighteen years ago)

i can't read the word "reap" without hearing the "reep! reep! reep!" psycho shower-stabbing sound effect.

get bent, Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:12 (eighteen years ago)

The Reapening"


Me too! Except more in a "THE REAPING 2: THE REAPENING" sense.

Jordan, Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:14 (eighteen years ago)

Hilary Swank is so horrible

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:23 (eighteen years ago)

Anyone remember The Rapture, with Mimi Rogers killing her kid so she can meet God in heaven faster? That was a piece of work, that one.

kenan, Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:25 (eighteen years ago)

Reapening thirded! I'm actually kind of disappointed that's not the title.

nickalicious, Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:34 (eighteen years ago)

And by "kind of" I mean "now I'm not going".

nickalicious, Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:36 (eighteen years ago)

REAPENIZING

gff, Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:37 (eighteen years ago)

THE REAPINATOR

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:38 (eighteen years ago)

REAPENALKANIZATIONINGATASTAGORY

nickalicious, Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:38 (eighteen years ago)

RACHEAL RAY REAP FANTASY

and what, Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:39 (eighteen years ago)

jesus: "I'll be back."

kenan, Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:39 (eighteen years ago)

Too far?

xpost ahahahaha Ethan

nickalicious, Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:39 (eighteen years ago)

REAPWNt

gff, Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:40 (eighteen years ago)

actually this movie would probably be a lot more fun if Rachel Ray was in it. She could cook a taco-pizza and then get eaten by locusts.

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:40 (eighteen years ago)

the reaping III: u gona get reaped

rps, Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:43 (eighteen years ago)

ahhahaha i was bout post U GONNA GET REAPED

and what, Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:43 (eighteen years ago)

need pic of hilary swank bent over before a grinning anime jesus

rps, Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:45 (eighteen years ago)

reap is not a joke, you guys

kenan, Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:46 (eighteen years ago)

Anyone remember The Rapture, with Mimi Rogers killing her kid so she can meet God in heaven faster? That was a piece of work, that one.

THAT MOVIE IS GREAT THOUGH!

Alex in SF, Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:47 (eighteen years ago)

I haven't seen it in forever, but I remember liking it, and I don't know if I've ever before or since seen Revelations presented literally. It was a serious effort, nonetheless. This Reaping business might start a few conversations, but what kind?

kenan, Thursday, 5 April 2007 17:49 (eighteen years ago)

I've never been more tempted to modify a poster in the cinema foyer.

Slumpman, Thursday, 5 April 2007 21:17 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

actually this movie would probably be a lot more fun if Rachel Ray was in it. She could cook a taco-pizza and then get eaten by locusts.

― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, April 5, 2007 1:40 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

and what, Friday, 30 January 2009 18:14 (sixteen years ago)

E basking in the glow of rekindled animosities today

J0hn D., Friday, 30 January 2009 18:15 (sixteen years ago)


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