So often we forget that Christ was a warrior - He is so often painted as weak, but it took all the power of Heaven to do what Christ did.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1ogO4tW2ck

― and what, Saturday, 7 April 2007 15:34 (eighteen years ago)

God sure has been particular about his favorite drum sound since '84 or so

― Hans Rott, Saturday, 7 April 2007 15:56 (eighteen years ago)

Carman is really sorta the shuddering orgasm of American culture

― Hans Rott, Saturday, 7 April 2007 16:00 (eighteen years ago)

"blessed197774 (1 month ago)
Good job you guys ..You have made God very proud of you keep loving Him and enjoy your blessings"

― Heave Ho, Saturday, 7 April 2007 17:24 (eighteen years ago)

i am furious this thread is not more popular

― and what, Saturday, 7 April 2007 18:58 (eighteen years ago)

i am actually surprised it's received this much attention

― wanko ergo sum, Saturday, 7 April 2007 19:02 (eighteen years ago)

fav

god in foil robe looking like zoroaster

'the SONNNNN of GODDDD!'

arafat-looking wisemen high fives

― and what, Saturday, 7 April 2007 19:05 (eighteen years ago)

if anyone should be furious, its jason gildon.

wtf has he done to deserve demon status???

― deeznuts, Saturday, 7 April 2007 19:12 (eighteen years ago)

the thing is though all carman's shit is like this

― Hans Rott, Saturday, 7 April 2007 19:23 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imd6LkJmcOQ&mode=related&search=

the rap starts at about 1:43

― Hans Rott, Saturday, 7 April 2007 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

admittedly that wasn't on point and neither is this but any reason to listen to more carman works

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYtCanpBhVg&mode=related&search=

― Hans Rott, Saturday, 7 April 2007 19:30 (eighteen years ago)

You should check out GODTUBE.com for more madness.

― Abbott, Saturday, 7 April 2007 20:10 (eighteen years ago)

ChibiHummingBird (1 day ago)
You better shut your face! It's not brain washing, it helping. And just like you , us christians get very ticked off when insulted. Even MORE ticked off when some idiot insults our heavenly father. I find it even worse when ppl like you tell. people like you are prayed for every day from churchs around the world.
PS: READ THE BIBLE!
PSS: Do not call me hipocrite, I am just very ticked off. Everyone gets ticked off. YOU should know that.

― Abbott, Saturday, 7 April 2007 20:12 (eighteen years ago)

Peanut Butter Disproves Evolution

Engineer from greatest generation uses spontaneous generation to disprove evolution. This delicious peanut buttery clip is the perfect topping for Atheism Disproved By Banana.

― Abbott, Saturday, 7 April 2007 20:18 (eighteen years ago)

creationism just got delicious

― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 7 April 2007 20:19 (eighteen years ago)

The Atheist's nightmare is....a banana: A Baby's Perspective

THAT IS ONE BIGASS BANANA

― Abbott, Saturday, 7 April 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

Mc v. PC parody: Christian v. Christ-Follower

In which we learn Christians can plug themselves into portable hard drives to set their heads on fire!

― Abbott, Saturday, 7 April 2007 20:37 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.hisholyspace.com/view_news.php?news_id=7

Samuel J Hunt Has Scientifically proven Creation? READ

― kingfish, Saturday, 7 April 2007 20:42 (eighteen years ago)

GODWEISER

"Radiant Church recently realized that if you replace the “BU” with a “GO” you have a much better word… Godweiser! Each of our videos spoofs the Budweiser ads and we hope you enjoy them."

― Abbott, Saturday, 7 April 2007 20:47 (eighteen years ago)

ok that peanut butter video is fucking hilarious

― river wolf, Saturday, 7 April 2007 20:51 (eighteen years ago)

When I was in 7th grade I played a drunk in a Mimed-to-Music performance of some Carman song-play at church. Don't remember which, it was some Old West setting. They painted a beard on me and I thrashed around with a shot glass for 5 minutes before being 'prayed over' by the Cowboy Jesus and 'redeemed.'

The year before I was a demon in a mimed production of "The Champion."

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 7 April 2007 21:23 (eighteen years ago)

Video plz

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 7 April 2007 21:35 (eighteen years ago)

Holy shit that first video.

I liked how satan was half the size of christ, like none of the big kids could be persuaded to play the devil in case it damaged their christian credibility.

― Matt, Saturday, 7 April 2007 22:23 (eighteen years ago)

So often we forget that Christ was a warrior

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0tTvkNZ8jw&mode=related&search=

― latebloomer, Saturday, 7 April 2007 22:32 (eighteen years ago)

So often we forget that Christ was a warrior

http://netscape.nba.com/media/allstar2006/arenas_300_060118.jpg

― m bison, Sunday, 8 April 2007 05:45 (eighteen years ago)

five years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmvqJBaEx74

― available for sporting events (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 04:01 (twelve years ago)

Come out and play, Christ

― that Django got me Nuages (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 04:07 (twelve years ago)

great find

― Arty, Noisy, Weird, Funky, Punky Pope (crüt), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 04:28 (twelve years ago)

Pump Up the Jesus

― it was very clear that it's a sarcastic song (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 12 February 2013 04:41 (twelve years ago)

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