"I... am... NUMBER ONE!"

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Yay! Go girl go!

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 19 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

And then Martina puts on her TERROR FACE and scares her off the top.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 19 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

my friend and cousin saw the henin and williams match *for real*. my parents and i saw it on telly. it was FANTASTICKAH! damn henin came back but eventually lost. bah!

― helenfordsdale, Tuesday, 19 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ned, if that was going to work, Dokic would have gotten the number 1 ranking long ago. (See "Unflattering pictures of tennis players" for proof.)

Helen, I am SUPERULTRAMEGA jealous of your family.

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 19 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Dan, no no no no, keep in mind that they have me. ;-) I'll make ya even more jealous: My friend has FREEEEEEEEE tickets! His boss was in the Henin-box! GAWD! GRRRRRR.

― helenfordsdale, Tuesday, 19 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

His boss was in the Henin-box! GAWD!

I will curtail my normal impulse to make inappropriate jokes and merely shake my head in awe.

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 19 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Pervert. ;-)

― helenfordsdale, Tuesday, 19 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Society made me do it. (Although I'm still jealous that your friend's boss had such amazing tickets.)

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 19 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Helenforsdale is guilty of answer thievery.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 19 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

your friend's boss had such amazing tickets.
Oh no, Dan, they were pretty dull. It was the seats that were uh ... gorgeous.
Ned, say wah?

― helenfordsdale, Tuesday, 19 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I usually call Dan the pervert! And wink while I'm at it. Or something.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 19 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It's true. That post could have gone on the "IL* Challenge" thread, it was so Ned.

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 19 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

2 is not a winner and 3 nobody remembers....why the shit didn't that song hit #1....

Bottom line, Venus and Capriati are supremely chuggo human beings...straight ralphrugged physiques....I'd agree to a threesome with them if they promised to lift me up by my bunghole using only one arm with their hooked index finger and call me Angelique - it is the objective.

― Ramosi, Tuesday, 19 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

R, I find it infinitely funnier that that song only got up to #12. "What does it take to be number one?" - I guess he didn't know...

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 19 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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