"I... am... NUMBER ONE!"

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Yay! Go girl go!

Dan Perry, Tuesday, 19 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

And then Martina puts on her TERROR FACE and scares her off the top.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 19 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

my friend and cousin saw the henin and williams match *for real*. my parents and i saw it on telly. it was FANTASTICKAH! damn henin came back but eventually lost. bah!

helenfordsdale, Tuesday, 19 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ned, if that was going to work, Dokic would have gotten the number 1 ranking long ago. (See "Unflattering pictures of tennis players" for proof.)

Helen, I am SUPERULTRAMEGA jealous of your family.

Dan Perry, Tuesday, 19 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Dan, no no no no, keep in mind that they have me. ;-) I'll make ya even more jealous: My friend has FREEEEEEEEE tickets! His boss was in the Henin-box! GAWD! GRRRRRR.

helenfordsdale, Tuesday, 19 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

His boss was in the Henin-box! GAWD!

I will curtail my normal impulse to make inappropriate jokes and merely shake my head in awe.

Dan Perry, Tuesday, 19 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Pervert. ;-)

helenfordsdale, Tuesday, 19 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Society made me do it. (Although I'm still jealous that your friend's boss had such amazing tickets.)

Dan Perry, Tuesday, 19 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Helenforsdale is guilty of answer thievery.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 19 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

your friend's boss had such amazing tickets.
Oh no, Dan, they were pretty dull. It was the seats that were uh ... gorgeous.
Ned, say wah?

helenfordsdale, Tuesday, 19 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I usually call Dan the pervert! And wink while I'm at it. Or something.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 19 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

It's true. That post could have gone on the "IL* Challenge" thread, it was so Ned.

Dan Perry, Tuesday, 19 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

2 is not a winner and 3 nobody remembers....why the shit didn't that song hit #1....

Bottom line, Venus and Capriati are supremely chuggo human beings...straight ralphrugged physiques....I'd agree to a threesome with them if they promised to lift me up by my bunghole using only one arm with their hooked index finger and call me Angelique - it is the objective.

Ramosi, Tuesday, 19 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

R, I find it infinitely funnier that that song only got up to #12. "What does it take to be number one?" - I guess he didn't know...

Dan Perry, Tuesday, 19 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)


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