One thing that all or most of the people you've dated have had in common.

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I think in my case it's piercings. What does this mean, I don't know.

― Tuomas, Saturday, 14 April 2007 12:52 (eighteen years ago)

Lack of y chromosomes. What this means, is I am heterosexual.

― Oilyrags, Saturday, 14 April 2007 12:53 (eighteen years ago)

Willingness to be treated like shit.

― Dom Passantino, Saturday, 14 April 2007 13:01 (eighteen years ago)

i think it means you like girls with piercings

― Slumpman, Saturday, 14 April 2007 13:04 (eighteen years ago)

I knew it!

― Tuomas, Saturday, 14 April 2007 14:01 (eighteen years ago)

then why did u ask u insufferable jackass

― am0n, Saturday, 14 April 2007 14:14 (eighteen years ago)

are there any girls that don't have piercings these days?

― koogs, Saturday, 14 April 2007 14:21 (eighteen years ago)

They've all been cleverer than me. None of them have known that though, and I certainly wasn't going to tell them.

― The Wayward Johnny B, Saturday, 14 April 2007 14:36 (eighteen years ago)

A pulse.

― Laurel, Saturday, 14 April 2007 14:42 (eighteen years ago)

mark calcavecchia autographed 9 irons

― 600, Saturday, 14 April 2007 14:42 (eighteen years ago)

a spring in their step and a decomposed slug in their pocket

― 600, Saturday, 14 April 2007 14:43 (eighteen years ago)

the keys to scarfaces apartment

― 600, Saturday, 14 April 2007 14:43 (eighteen years ago)

socks

― 600, Saturday, 14 April 2007 14:43 (eighteen years ago)

a ceramic shark sticking out of the top of their house and a football painted on the side

― 600, Saturday, 14 April 2007 14:44 (eighteen years ago)

a shared belief that ilx shouldn't have flood control imposed

― 600, Saturday, 14 April 2007 14:44 (eighteen years ago)

[corny punchline]Low standards.[/corny punchline]

― M.V., Saturday, 14 April 2007 14:53 (eighteen years ago)

they have all had vaginas

― Mr. Que, Saturday, 14 April 2007 14:53 (eighteen years ago)

They've all been cleverer than me. None of them have known that though, and I certainly wasn't going to tell them.

Seconded.

― nathalie, Saturday, 14 April 2007 14:57 (eighteen years ago)

But actually I did tell most of'em. They would find out anyway.

― nathalie, Saturday, 14 April 2007 14:57 (eighteen years ago)

All Sagittareans, with the exception of my current Taurean.

― Madchen, Saturday, 14 April 2007 15:11 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, right - they all ended up dumping me.

― Oilyrags, Saturday, 14 April 2007 15:31 (eighteen years ago)

a drinking and/or drug problem

― gem, Saturday, 14 April 2007 15:31 (eighteen years ago)

issues galore.

― CharlieNo4, Saturday, 14 April 2007 15:32 (eighteen years ago)

mr. que OTM

― gershy, Saturday, 14 April 2007 15:33 (eighteen years ago)

on the muff?

― Oilyrags, Saturday, 14 April 2007 15:35 (eighteen years ago)

also a chip on the shoulder

― gem, Saturday, 14 April 2007 15:37 (eighteen years ago)

they've all been out with the same bloke.

― grimly fiendish, Saturday, 14 April 2007 16:10 (eighteen years ago)

Christ, you must be obsessed with that guy!

― Tuomas, Saturday, 14 April 2007 16:27 (eighteen years ago)

could speak a second language near- or totally-fluently

― impudent harlot, Saturday, 14 April 2007 16:41 (eighteen years ago)

cute noses

― cutty, Saturday, 14 April 2007 17:08 (eighteen years ago)

^^^ YES

― and what, Saturday, 14 April 2007 17:09 (eighteen years ago)

not so much the people, as the situations, but every one had a very limited lifespan because one or other of us was leaving the country/city (but mostly country)

Except the last one. So i got rid of her quicksmart.

― Uptoeleven, Saturday, 14 April 2007 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

dark hair, dark eyes, with the exception of my first girlfriend (lol) who had baby blues

― elmo argonaut, Saturday, 14 April 2007 18:24 (eighteen years ago)

i mean... baby greens.

shit.

― elmo argonaut, Saturday, 14 April 2007 18:25 (eighteen years ago)

Pedestrianism.

I have a statistically aberrational proportion of previous dates who don't own cars.

― Bob Six, Saturday, 14 April 2007 18:28 (eighteen years ago)

All from Idaho. :{

― Abbott, Saturday, 14 April 2007 18:44 (eighteen years ago)

All had single-syllable first names ending in "s".

― franny glass, Saturday, 14 April 2007 19:02 (eighteen years ago)

all Christians, though rarely churchgoing

― milo z, Saturday, 14 April 2007 19:05 (eighteen years ago)

they've all been pretty fucking narcissistic and self-involved. i really know how to pick 'em!

― tehresa, Saturday, 14 April 2007 19:12 (eighteen years ago)

NOT LOVING ME ENOUGH

>:(

― ctrl-s, Saturday, 14 April 2007 19:31 (eighteen years ago)

preacher's sons

― Ai Lien, Saturday, 14 April 2007 21:16 (eighteen years ago)

I have had the best luck (or the most long-term relationships) with visual artists.

― Casuistry, Saturday, 14 April 2007 21:21 (eighteen years ago)

I have a statistically aberrational proportion of previous dates who don't own cars.

Me too, which was okay w/some, but others tried to turn me into their little chauffeur. Not even important stuff (ie as a carless past & present I know it can be hard to get out to laundry/grocery), but "take me to the thrift store so I can look for such-and-such cable or cord."

One of these guys even HAD a car in his hometown, but was embarrassed by its appearance. Like my '91 rusted Corsica w/no bumper was so totally classy.

― Abbott, Saturday, 14 April 2007 21:29 (eighteen years ago)

High intelligence & great butts.

― Dimension 5ive, Saturday, 14 April 2007 22:02 (eighteen years ago)

Have all worn corrective eyewear.

― Mark C, Saturday, 14 April 2007 22:32 (eighteen years ago)

I've never dated anyone who'd owned a car either, but I mostly date left-wing type of people anyway, and I think not driving a car is much more common in here than in the US.

― Tuomas, Saturday, 14 April 2007 22:41 (eighteen years ago)

this will likely only interest me, but until my current girlfriend, all my serious exes, including my ex-wife, had:

1--seriously studied acting but were no longer pursuing it -- all of 'em had degrees in it from college. except for my first serious girlfriend, who'd gone to the 'fame' high school on manhattan in the early '80s.

2--a crazy and/or alcoholic parent such that they were like forced to grow up real fast and care for their siblings and/ or their parent. g.f. #1 had to drag her passed-out mom back into the apt... you know, after school special type stuff like that.

― Mike McGooney-gal, Saturday, 14 April 2007 22:41 (eighteen years ago)

gambling addiction

― homosexual II, Sunday, 15 April 2007 00:14 (eighteen years ago)

I can't come up with a common factor other than their all being men.

― Sara R-C, Sunday, 15 April 2007 00:19 (eighteen years ago)

indie

― acrobat, Sunday, 15 April 2007 00:30 (eighteen years ago)

"High intelligence & great butts"

seconded,though i would say:
geeks and great tits.

― Zeno, Sunday, 15 April 2007 03:30 (eighteen years ago)

Bar maybe 2, all younger than me. Some by a significant amount. Erm.

― Trayce, Sunday, 15 April 2007 04:18 (eighteen years ago)

they've all been musicians, sadly

― bell_labs, Sunday, 15 April 2007 04:20 (eighteen years ago)

they all need to get their shit together in a bad way.

― ian, Sunday, 15 April 2007 04:34 (eighteen years ago)

omg otm

― tehresa, Sunday, 15 April 2007 04:35 (eighteen years ago)

Haha in my case I think I am that person not them!

― Trayce, Sunday, 15 April 2007 04:36 (eighteen years ago)

"Good" Catholic girls.

<nudge,nudge>

― SeekAltRoute, Sunday, 15 April 2007 11:14 (eighteen years ago)

does tuomas elaborate on 'piercings'? i don't think i know any girl who doesn't have pierced ears.

― That one guy that quit, Sunday, 15 April 2007 11:19 (eighteen years ago)

they're all batshit insane

― the sir weeze, Sunday, 15 April 2007 11:23 (eighteen years ago)

Until recently they were all the only children of parents who were teachers. Weird.

― Kate, non masonic, Sunday, 15 April 2007 11:24 (eighteen years ago)

A disregard for the ineffectual.

― jel --, Sunday, 15 April 2007 15:36 (eighteen years ago)

pustules

― bobby bedelia, Sunday, 15 April 2007 15:53 (eighteen years ago)

They've never actually had much in common with me. Opposites attract? Most have also had relatively large breasts, although breast size isn't really that important to me. And they've all been quite nice.

― j-rock, Sunday, 15 April 2007 15:56 (eighteen years ago)

don't listen to ai lien uprhead. i'm a music minister's son. there's a difference!

― andrew m., Sunday, 15 April 2007 15:57 (eighteen years ago)

they're all batshit insane

-- the sir weeze, Sunday, 15 April 2007 11:23 (4 hours ago)

This

― Dom Passantino, Sunday, 15 April 2007 15:59 (eighteen years ago)

they're all having better sex nowadays.

― darraghmac, Sunday, 15 April 2007 16:00 (eighteen years ago)

computer programming

― Maria, Sunday, 15 April 2007 17:25 (eighteen years ago)

bad eyesight

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Sunday, 15 April 2007 17:30 (eighteen years ago)

they got married to the next boyfriend and had babies. seriously, like 5 or 6 people.

― sleeve, Sunday, 15 April 2007 18:02 (eighteen years ago)

i believe there is a new and hilariously-premised movie about you

― rrrobyn, Sunday, 15 April 2007 18:09 (eighteen years ago)

all over 6 foot tall.

― Yerac, Sunday, 15 April 2007 18:12 (eighteen years ago)

i can't think of a serious answer to this question mostly b/c all the joke answers are better than my memory

― rrrobyn, Sunday, 15 April 2007 18:16 (eighteen years ago)

Lusty eaters. I could never be invlved with someone who wasn't passionate about food. My husband and I are like twin hogs at the trough.

― Beth Parker, Monday, 16 April 2007 01:03 (eighteen years ago)

CARBOHYDRATE LOVERS

― JW, Monday, 16 April 2007 01:13 (eighteen years ago)

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