It Was Pig Night at the Om Mani Padme Sigma House...

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Live forever while your friends fall apart around you like rotting fruit! Ask me how!

― Joe, Wednesday, 20 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

We're bringing the war back home, Where it ought to have been before! We'll kill all the bees, and spiders and flies, And we wont play in iceboxes lying on their sides...

― Joe, Wednesday, 20 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Can I borrow your drugs? I might not give them back.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 20 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Why does the Porridge Bird lay his egg in the air?

― Joe, Wednesday, 20 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, why?

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 20 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm high, all right. But not on false drugs! I'm high on the real thing: powerful gasoline...a clean windshield...and a shoeshine.

― Joe, Thursday, 21 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Joe rocks like a beat-down. Give us some more! Please!

― Prude, Thursday, 21 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ladies and Gentleman, the President of the United States:

"My fellow Americans. This morning at 6:25 A.M., Pacific Standard Time, combined elements of the imperial Japanese navy and armed forces, ruthlessly attacked our naval base at Pearl Harbor, in the Hawaiian islands.

I have conferred this morning with the Congress and the Chiefs of Staff, an emergency session. We have reached our rendezvous with destiny...

It is our unanimous, and irrevocable decision, that the United States of America...**unconditionally surrender**!"

― Joe, Thursday, 21 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"It's too hot in here" he said. "If I get out of this one, I'll never eat meat again!" (But we know better!)

― Joe, Thursday, 21 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

If all this is are Firesign Theatre quotes, I appreciate your madness. But credit yer sources. ;-)

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 21 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Aw, what fun would that be? :)

― Joe, Thursday, 21 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

your friends fall apart around you like rotting fruit

Actually, mine do. Steve? This may be a sign. Please get rid of us from the fireplace. Please. The horror, the horror. At least I'm an onion, so I last longer.

― emil.y, Thursday, 21 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ha, just realised this makes no sense to anyone else whatsoever. All the same, please please Steve, it makes me so sick. You know your problem? You're a goddamned freak.

― emil.y, Thursday, 21 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ah!! The balls are clearing again. The right one is the Sun, and the left one is the Moon. Put what you want between them, and your future begins. A-ha...I see you are a sailor.....................

― Joe, Tuesday, 5 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i fuck sailors for fun and prophet

― Queen G, Tuesday, 5 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Princess Goddess had to die, to star in the movie of her life. Now, she'll live for YOU....in...Pull My String.

― Joe, Tuesday, 5 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

two years pass...

i must of missed that one.

― kephm, Wednesday, 6 October 2004 15:37 (twenty-one years ago)

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