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Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with Carlos Mencina?

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This man is about as funny as an anal fissure. Why is he on television?

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 04:16 (nineteen years ago)

I HATE THIS DOUCHEBAG SO MUCH I CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO PROPERLY SPELL HIS NAME

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 04:19 (nineteen years ago)

"Are You Smarter Than A Wetback?" WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU GIGANTIC COCKFACE FUCKHEAD DICKWEED UNFUNNY DIPSHIT

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 04:22 (nineteen years ago)

we've done this, but please, carry on

― marmotwolof, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 04:23 (nineteen years ago)

I KNOW WE'VE DONE THIS BEFORE BUT THIS DUDE IS SUCH A NUTSACK THAT I DON'T CARE

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 04:25 (nineteen years ago)

we can only hope that this thread will out a racist like Chaki's classic "Dane C00k sux" thread

― bobby bedelia, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 04:25 (nineteen years ago)

yeah id kind of like him to die

― deeznuts, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 04:27 (nineteen years ago)

all i can say is

Yes

― the sir weeze, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 04:27 (nineteen years ago)

2xp uh oh?

― deeznuts, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 04:28 (nineteen years ago)

I strongly dislike this man! This is becaue my other told me "h*te" was a swear word, otherwise I might use that word!

― Abbott, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 04:28 (nineteen years ago)

It's funny to see how many retards there are in this country. I'm ashamed to see how many of my fellow Americans don't have enough sense to see the humor in this comedians work. I think he's hilarious. His work is as funny as Jeff Foxworthy, George Carlin, Chris Rock, etc. The problem with you people is that your minds are completely closed off by your social bubble, hahahahaha...Not me, I'm proud to say that I'm an American, not a stupid one of course.
Hey Carlos, here's a little input thought for one of your shows. I know you're the only one with big enough balls to talk about it on the air:
The subject is about the Hispanics that are translating the National Anthem to a spanglish version. I've even spoke with some of my Hispanic friends and they think it's the most stupid idea these idiots could come out with, I agree. Now before you think anything else, these friends of mine are all for the easier legalization of immigrants that work their asses off in this country, I support that to. Their argument is that the idea is fu... stupid because it insults this country, and to them and me it's the equivalent to burning the American flag in public. My friends say that this bunch of revolutionary morons wouldn't like the idea of someone going into their country and try to change their patriotic symbols; they would be offended just like us Americans are. In my opinion, since I've lived in El Salvador for three years and Mexico DF for two, the countries these people (with all due respect) have left behind are in the shi..hole that they're in because of ignorant-half-digested revolutionary thoughts that some people are brainwashed with. Many of the citizens in those countries are not dumb enough to believe that protests and boycotts are the best things to do; in fact, they attack people that provoke them (verbally). Me and my friend Eduardo here present agree that Hispanics shouldn't create even more hate towards them, they should actually win the respect of the people that are against them and prove that they are worthy of staying in this country.

― iiiijjjj, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 04:31 (nineteen years ago)

Ok so people that are little cretins on the net, don't like this guy!! You know what I saw?!? ...... That's right. God Bless you Carlos, and no not because you threw a luggie from sneezing, because you speak your mind for the people who think like you, not exactly like you, but who are just fed up with this weak bullshit!!! Speak your mind Dumb Ass!!!!! I'm glad you're doing what you're doing, f..k haters!!! I don't have to tell you that I laugh with you and at you!! And that's great!!! it's more real, ...freakin white people... Hey snap out of it!!!! That's probably why the talaban hates our guts, cuz people are really really scared to speak their minds, and the primal stupid ass taliban see that, and they don't want any part of it!!! but that's another level and we wont go there. So, laugh on, comedy on, vomit if you have to...wash your face, and come back to the party!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― iiiijjjj, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 04:31 (nineteen years ago)

Mencia is hillarious. All of the people I watch the show with (because I hate to miss it) laugh their asses off. Anyone who doesn't think he is funny, hell man, don't watch it, change the channel, but please don't take this laugh out loud experience away from the fun lovin' crews across the US. Love ya Mencia, keep it up!

― iiiijjjj, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 04:31 (nineteen years ago)

Dear Carols:
I wanted to write to you to tell you, you have been a big inspiration on me. You have taught me to speak my mind and just enjoy life. Freak the people who don't realize what kind of comedy you do. You speak your mind not caring what other people think. I love what you do and no one should get butt hurt on the things you say.
Keep it up Carols love ya (friends).

― iiiijjjj, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 04:32 (nineteen years ago)

my brothers say u suck. but i say u rock! i wish u would do more handicapped jokes. i consider it affensive that u don't do more handicapped jokes.

― iiiijjjj, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 04:32 (nineteen years ago)

fucken idiots you are a bunch of fucken dick suckers this guy kicks ass he is fucken hilarious all you fucken morons that bitch about the truth turn off the fucken tv and if you fucken hate him so mutch why the fuck are you taking time to look up this web page and waste your time you fuken pussys so take a cup of shut the fuck up and let the man entertain the beaners you fucken bunch of pussys the only reason you guys watch his show is because you fat ass is too fucken lazy to change the fucken channel

― iiiijjjj, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 04:33 (nineteen years ago)

That's probably why the talaban hates our guts, cuz people are really really scared to speak their minds, and the primal stupid ass taliban see that, and they don't want any part of it!!!

wtf

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 04:33 (nineteen years ago)

dude stop

xpost

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 04:34 (nineteen years ago)

I very stongly dislike Mr. Mencia. I think that's as BOLD as I can go.

― Abbott, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 04:35 (nineteen years ago)

Dear Carols:
I wanted to write to you to tell you, you have been a big inspiration on me.

Burnett and Channing are STOKED

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 04:35 (nineteen years ago)

"I don't like making stuff racial when it doesn't have to be"

O RLY

― marmotwolof, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 04:36 (nineteen years ago)

YOU CAN'T HELP WHAT ETHNICITIES OF WOMEN YOU'VE FUCKED & ENSUING CHILDREN.

― Abbott, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 04:38 (nineteen years ago)

"I didn't PLAN on making this kid racial...I didn't PLAN on making it at all!"

(ok I have kidnapped his understudy & that's where I'm getting these lines.)

― Abbott, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 04:39 (nineteen years ago)

FUck all you pussys who try to tell me what kind of entertainment I should like. My after school ritual is to get home, throw my faggot homework in the trash, light up a gigantic blunt, wack off, play some XBox, eat a Big Mac, wack off again after a ball-recharge, then chill out to the Carlos Mencina show and then maybe wack off and then fall asleep to my favorite Insane Clown Posse album. That's teh way I like it and if you pussy gays can't handle my style then maybe you should go eat a nut or watch NOVA on PBS or something if you think yo'rue so smart lol

― iiiijjjj, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 04:49 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCixAktGPlg

― abanana, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 04:50 (nineteen years ago)

no one should get butt hurt on the things you say.

???

― impudent harlot, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 05:09 (nineteen years ago)

(Obligatory point that the man - who was born in Honduras - went by the name Ned Holness until he got into showbiz, when he took Carlos Mencia as his stage name - presumably to make those horrible Mexican stereotype jokes go down easier).

― Ben Boyerrr, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 07:33 (nineteen years ago)

AND HE STOLED JOEKS FROM PPL WHO ARE ACTUALLY FUNNY

― marmotwolof, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 07:44 (nineteen years ago)

i think he should go back where he came from!

and since he's half-dutch and half-honduran we'd have to CUT HIM IN HALF FIRST.

― GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 10:05 (nineteen years ago)

AND HE STOLED JOEKS FROM PPL WHO ARE ACTUALLY FUNNY

-- marmotwolof, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 07:44 (4 hours ago)

yeah! joe rogan is hella funny!

― sunny successor, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 12:44 (nineteen years ago)

Wondered for a long time how he could be on TV, turns out my 15 year-old brother-in-law thinks he's hilarious.

― Mark Rich@rdson, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 12:50 (nineteen years ago)

Mencia is a desitiute person's Chappelle.

Loathe him.

His real name is Ned. roffles. (no offense to the Neds out there.)

― Ms Misery, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 12:54 (nineteen years ago)

has there ever been a funny ned?

― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 12:55 (nineteen years ago)

i loathe him too, he is a dire asshole.

― estela, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 12:56 (nineteen years ago)

His whole "wetback" schtick would be gross enough if he were really Mexican, but him being German/Honduran makes it that much more repulsive.

― Nicole, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 13:01 (nineteen years ago)

Flanders?

― Ben Boyerrr, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 13:05 (nineteen years ago)

maybe wack off and then fall asleep to my favorite Insane Clown Posse album

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 13:53 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.hispaniconline.com/magazine/2006/february/images/features/carlos_mancia/01.jpg

I even hate his stupid fucking hands.

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 13:54 (nineteen years ago)

enough with the "german/honduran" thing, white people. who are any of us to judge anyone else's ethnic percentages and who he/she identifies with, etc.

fight the real enemy: he's not funny, he's a thief, and he relies on easy stereotypes AND easy anti-stereotype strawmen

― Dimension 5ive, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 13:58 (nineteen years ago)

i am chinese, german, polish female but I identify myself as a black man.

― Yerac, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 14:00 (nineteen years ago)

WOOT I STILL GET TO TALK ABOUT THE GERMAN/HONDURAN THING

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 14:00 (nineteen years ago)

xxpost
I think Nicole's point is valid as he's making fun of one nationality by claiming a shared racial identity and that bothers me. </Mexican-American>

― Ms Misery, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 14:01 (nineteen years ago)

DAN TURN THE FUCKING CHANNEL

― David R., Wednesday, 18 April 2007 14:02 (nineteen years ago)

I know it's been wtf'd already but this is just so, so good:

That's probably why the talaban hates our guts, cuz people are really really scared to speak their minds, and the primal stupid ass taliban see that, and they don't want any part of it!!! but that's another level and we wont go there.

the Taliban: aggressive regulators of self-expression

― Hans Rott, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 14:03 (nineteen years ago)

if I strike, it ain't for your good health
but I won't strike if you just express yourself

― Hans Rott, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 14:03 (nineteen years ago)

please don't take this laugh out loud experience away from the fun lovin' crews across the US.

― bernard snowy, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 14:03 (nineteen years ago)

yeah but he also sees himself as the savior of all hispanics too -- pointing out his background is counterproductive, it takes the focus off the fact that HE AINT FUNNY

also Dan you like how I gave you that out? Sam too!

― Dimension 5ive, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 14:06 (nineteen years ago)

enough with the "german/honduran" thing, white people.

what a presumptuously assholish thing to say, kudos. if i'm half, should i shut up, or does that whole percentages thing still apply?

i'm with ms misery and yeah also LEAST FUNNY PERSON EVER? he makes jimmy kimmel look like groucho marx for christ's sake. how did he get a television show, seriously?

beartrap no, pointing out that he's not actually mexican is not "counterproductive" unless you think that all hispanics are the basically same lol brown ppl amirite

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 14:09 (nineteen years ago)

maybe Mind Of Mencia is trying to pull some colbert report style satire of self-parody and we're just too dumb to get it.

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 14:12 (nineteen years ago)

wait nope that's not it

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 14:12 (nineteen years ago)

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And where Chappelle eventually went kind of nuts when he realized that a portion of his fanbase was laughing at the stereotypes and not the satire, Mencia really doesn't seem to care. Unfortunately the end result is that some people are "getting" the humor of both at the same base level.

― mh, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 16:06 (nineteen years ago)

Wait, that made it sound like there's some smart satire going on in Mencia's shit too. To clarify: there's usually not.

― mh, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 16:07 (nineteen years ago)

has there ever been a funny ned?

Ned Ryerson?

― kingfish, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 16:11 (nineteen years ago)

Mencia had one section of his stand-up routine where he questioned his "DEE DEE DEE" jokes after being asked to do a show for a class of mentally retarded kids where the moral was "If you have a joke you want to say about a group of people that you are uncomfortable saying in front of that group of people, then you aren't joking" that was surprising to me given the rest of his act.

The rest of his show can go fuck a hat, though.

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

Wait, that made it sound like there's some smart satire going on in Mencia's shit too. To clarify: there's usually not.

-- mh, Wednesday, April 18, 2007 11:07 AM

Right, that's part of what's so frustrating about his show! A couple sketches in that first season had very funny Chappelle-esque mockery of stereotypes, but I think somewhere along the line Mencia got a lot dumber (and his humor with him) or a lot more cynical as he embraced an audience hungry for 'honest' race-baiting humor.

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

has there ever been a funny ned?

NED AND STACEY, FOOLS!!

― sunny successor, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:02 (nineteen years ago)

Sunny!

― Ms Misery, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:03 (nineteen years ago)

Ned and Stacey was great!

― Nicole, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

Debra Messing RIP ;_;

― David R., Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

the mexican side of my fam all LOVE him. i dont have the heart to tell them that hes a phony.

― chaki, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.serieslive.com/img/series/casting/ned_&_stacey.jpg

Never forget

― Nicole, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

I've never asked any of my Mexican family about Mencia but I'm pretty sure they don't love him b/c 1. they don't have cable and 2. they're too catholic to watch things like Comedy Central if they do.

― Ms Misery, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

Dan, relax, just ignore the guy. No point in getting all worked up about him.

― stevienixed, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

wtf is ned&stacy.jpg meant to tell us about the show??

charlie kaufman wrote for it btw

― and what, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

If you have a joke you want to say about a group of people that you are uncomfortable saying in front of that group of people, then you aren't joking

this is decent policy, probably?

― river wolf, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

also why does debra messing look like cindy crawford in that picture?

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

Dan, relax, just ignore the guy. No point in getting all worked up about him.

Where's the fun in that?

― Nicole, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

or like a mix between cindy crawford and sandra bernhard

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

man i still love sandra bernhard.

― kenan, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

Running way back upthread: George Lopez = genuine funny

― nabisco, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

Shut up, we're talking about Debra Messing now.

― n/a, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

She is fine.

― n/a, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

yes! she is so pretty.

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

and smart too!

― Dimension 5ive, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

SANDMAN & GRACE

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

this dude made me almost respect joe rogan. that's incredible.

― M@tt He1ges0n, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

TS: Carlos Mencia vs Larry the Cable Guy

UGH

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 22:49 (nineteen years ago)

larry, and it's not even close

― félix pié, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 22:51 (nineteen years ago)

and that is sad

― félix pié, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 22:51 (nineteen years ago)

I KNOW, RIGHT???? ugh

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 22:52 (nineteen years ago)

How is it that Ron White so completely outclasses every other guy on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour?

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 23:00 (nineteen years ago)

he knows how to actually tell a joke?

― Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 23:02 (nineteen years ago)

Ron White is the snappiest dresser of all of them.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 23:03 (nineteen years ago)

he also doesn't have a catchphrase

― Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 23:05 (nineteen years ago)

but they call him tater salad!

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 23:06 (nineteen years ago)

Real answer: He is aided in his quest for "most classy" by competing against Jeff Foxworthy, Larry the cable guy, and that other guy that no one remembers.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 23:09 (nineteen years ago)

Bill Engvall! Here's your sign...

Like I said on some thread, I'd love to see a video of Ned Holness out of character like that shitty pre-Larry Dan Whitney thing, but from what Lopez says it sounds like he was doing "Carlos" from the start.

― marmotwolof, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 23:11 (nineteen years ago)

http://menciajokes.ytmnd.com/

― Jena, Thursday, 19 April 2007 04:38 (nineteen years ago)

okay that is great

― HI DERE, Thursday, 19 April 2007 04:43 (nineteen years ago)

Ron White outclasses his Blue Collar bros because he's the least overexposed. And he's funny w/out the tater salad thing.

YOU'RE FAT *chirpchirpchirp*

― David R., Thursday, 19 April 2007 04:45 (nineteen years ago)

No DEHDEDEH no peace

― David R., Thursday, 19 April 2007 04:46 (nineteen years ago)

I think the ever-present glass of whiskey & cigar give him an air of the Southern Gentlemen, whereas the other dudes just come off like the hick assholes from the outlands I deal with at work every day.

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

When does Ron White ever actually act in a sterotypically blue collar fashion?

I still think "git r done!" represents everything about this country that's going down the toilet.

― mh, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

come on, is it any worse than the "hey vern" guy?

― Ms Misery, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:07 (nineteen years ago)

ERNEST WAS A SAINT

― ghost rider, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

Ernest was a good guy.

Ron White outclasses them all because his material is better, his delivery is better, and he has a bit of an outsider "edge" to him. No fart jokes, either. Even the more redneck-y bits are funny. Like the landscaper bit.

This guy walks over to the tree, he scratches the bark with his thumb, walks back over to me, and he says this, and I quote: "The core of this tree is still alive." I said, "Let me tell you what I'm looking for in a fuckin' tree. I'm looking for a tree that you can tell is alive even if you don't know shit about trees."

― kenan, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

I saw some Larry the Cable Guy stand-up on TV that wasn't bad. And there was this weird knowing moment where he told some joke and everyone laughed and he was laughing and he totall slipped out of character and said something like "I don't care who you are...that's just funny", like he realized he told a joke that really qualified a joke and didn't rely on the character or schtick or anything. It was touching.

― dan selzer, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

and yeah, hearing George Lopez go off on Mencia and tell that story to Howard Stern has made Lopez a hero in my house.

― dan selzer, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

wait what did Lopez say on Howard Stern (link)?

― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

sorry message was hidden, never mind

― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 19 April 2007 17:34 (nineteen years ago)


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