Who would you rather trust your kids to?

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Option	Votes
Tom Selleck, Steve Guttenberg & Ted Danson	11
Hulk Hogan	7
Vin Diesel	5
Arnold Schwartzenegger	1

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 11:36 (eighteen years ago)

Is this about babysitting or masturbating in front of?

― StanM, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 11:38 (eighteen years ago)

The Hulkster would never jack off in front of kids!

― onimo, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 11:39 (eighteen years ago)

In front of Vin Diesel? I could definitely see him get excited and rubbing his bald head over and over.
Arnold would be like "Nein, zat eez not zee way! You have to VANK IT HARDEH"

― nathalie, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 11:42 (eighteen years ago)

RIDDICK

― Nicole, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 13:11 (eighteen years ago)

This poll will have all been worth it when, come the 20th, no one has voted for 3 Men And A Baby mens.

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 13:27 (eighteen years ago)

hulk is way over-protective with his kids so I think he'd be a good guardian. although an ass-hat.

― Ms Misery, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 13:29 (eighteen years ago)

I'm not comfortable with the idea of Hulk gesturing towards my hypothetical kids like this
http://www.hanscomfamily.com/Hulk%20Hogan.jpg

― A B C, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 13:53 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.pr.com/upload/article_attachment_1159725558.jpg

― A B C, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 13:59 (eighteen years ago)

his daughter is a robot y/n

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 18 April 2007 13:59 (eighteen years ago)

HEY
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/paramount_pictures/war_of_the_worlds/_group_photos/brooke_hogan43.jpg

― A B C, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 14:00 (eighteen years ago)

http://cache.eonline.com/Gossip/Fashion/Images2004/hogan.brooke.hulk.102704.jpg

― A B C, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 14:00 (eighteen years ago)

http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/3329/brookehogan3thgv1.jpg

― A B C, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 14:01 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.amny.com/media/photo/2006-08/25158384.jpg

― A B C, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 14:02 (eighteen years ago)

I think the first pic ABC posted is his wife.

― Ms Misery, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 14:02 (eighteen years ago)

I think fully half of these pictures are actually his wife, I can't tell them apart

― A B C, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 14:03 (eighteen years ago)

honestly, if you're trying to get me to retract what I said about him by image bombing. stop, I won't.

If you're trying to annoy us by image spamming, stop, you've succeeded.

If you just enjoy posting pictures where it looks like he's fondling his daughter, stop. It's creepy.

― Ms Misery, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 14:04 (eighteen years ago)

I am sorry to have spoiled this thread, it's just when you spend two years with http://images.google.com/images?q=hulk%20hogan%20brooke%20hogan as your Safari homepage and a thread like this pops up it's easy to get overexcited

― A B C, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 14:09 (eighteen years ago)

I hope that's not his daughter getting the assgrab in the last pic.

― Oilyrags, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 14:11 (eighteen years ago)

Hahah totally Riddick.

― Laurel, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 14:13 (eighteen years ago)

ABC, change your homepage. srsly.

― Ms Misery, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 14:13 (eighteen years ago)

Btw, the Hulk Hogan reference is this:

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000696HY.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 14:23 (eighteen years ago)

If you're trying to annoy us by image spamming, stop, you've succeeded.

If you just enjoy posting pictures where it looks like he's fondling his daughter, stop. It's creepy.

-- Ms Misery, Wednesday, April 18, 2007 10:04 AM (2 hours ago)

Fuck off

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:02 (eighteen years ago)

Are you ABC? No? Then shut the fuck up.

― Ms Misery, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:02 (eighteen years ago)

Bump.

― Tuomas, Thursday, 19 April 2007 09:14 (eighteen years ago)

I can tell that you don't have kids of your own, Tuomas. Any parent who has had to contemplate childcare provision for their kids wouldn't have started a thread like this, I'm sure :)

― C J, Thursday, 19 April 2007 09:31 (eighteen years ago)

I was the only one who vote for Arnie?

― Tuomas, Friday, 20 April 2007 04:35 (eighteen years ago)

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/paramount_pictures/war_of_the_worlds/_group_photos/brooke_hogan43.jpg

This picture sort of takes me back to the past where he'd point at the camera aggresively like don't fuck with me, except now all the fire's gone out of him and it's sort of like when you spray grandpop with the hose and he points a shakey finger at you like "don't make me come over there you scallywag" when you both know it'd be like being flogged with a warm lettuce (cf. Paul Keating). Except in Hulk Hogan's case he could probably still pummel me pretty good.

― badg, Friday, 20 April 2007 04:54 (eighteen years ago)

"don't make me come over there and tell you stories about the time i made ric flair eat dog food from a can"

― iiiijjjj, Friday, 20 April 2007 05:01 (eighteen years ago)

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