Would you sleep with Paris Hilton?

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Hey people, here is a good reason why you should not sleep with Paris Hilton...there's an actual link to a picture of her perscription here too! [ADMIN: blogspam deleted]

― tomkatlin, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

Reason #1 to not sleep with Paris Hilton: SHE'S PARIS HILTON, UGH

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

yes

― deeznuts, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 16:35 (nineteen years ago)

You can also receive Valtrex for shingles.

― Ms Misery, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

good question.

― blueski, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

does fisting count as sleeping?

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 16:56 (nineteen years ago)

then u will end up with wrist-herpes

― deej, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:D93dJa4NAh596M:http://www.thesimpsonsquotes.com/images/krustyshocked2.gif
herpes herpes bo-berpes

― Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

If I were a bloke, I'd be more concerned about the "answering the phone in the middle of having sex and chatting away" thing than the herpes thing.

I mean, you can always use a condom. But if someone answered the phone while I was shagging them, I'd feel slightly emasculated in my performance.

― Masonic Boom, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:02 (nineteen years ago)

"if someone answered the phone while I was shagging them"

i think some people wouldnt mind,or even get aroused by this.

― Zeno, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:04 (nineteen years ago)

Really?

I suppose it takes all kinds.

Thinking about it, actually, you know, her being, you know, Paris Hilton is just more of a problem than any disease. I'm sure that Lemmy has every disease known to mankind (and probably a couple of Venusian Space-VDs as well) but, you know, given the chance, I'd probably encase him in latex and hit it anyway.

― Masonic Boom, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

"Ah Reverend good morning to you..." (xpost)

― blueski, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

ohhhhh awesome, you should videotape that when you hit it. when you hit Lemmy?

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

also yeah Lemmy has sex with Venus people, awesome!

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

she's not attractive

― Gukbe, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

I'm trying to think if I've ever answered the phone while having sex. No, probably not, because I hate phones. I would be really insulted if a bloke I was with answered the phone while I was hitting it, though.

Unless it was a VENUSIAN SPACE PHONE in which case that'd be OK, I guess.

― Masonic Boom, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:10 (nineteen years ago)

it's especially insulting if the phone is in a different room to the humping.

as for paris, she's pretty much bottom of the list, between fred durst and david cameron.

― m the g, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

I dislike Paris Hilton as much as the next person, but any guy here who says he wouldn't hit it it given the chance, especially if they were drunk, is lying. I don't think that she's particularly good-looking, but I definitely wouldn't kick her out of bed. I wouldn't even care if she answered the phone during. It might turn out to be Kim Kardashian, which would be hot.

― j-rock, Thursday, 19 April 2007 07:30 (nineteen years ago)

Sleep with her, yes. Stay awake, no.

― StanM, Thursday, 19 April 2007 07:31 (nineteen years ago)

Kim Kardashian, definitely, but Paris Hilton? Hell no.

― nathalie, Thursday, 19 April 2007 08:14 (nineteen years ago)

hell yeah, she look intresting

― modestmickey, Thursday, 19 April 2007 10:23 (nineteen years ago)

she is pretty damn ugly and looks like she has the brains of a gnat, so no.

― Ed, Thursday, 19 April 2007 10:24 (nineteen years ago)

but any guy here who says he wouldn't hit it it given the chance, especially if they were drunk, is lying.

You should give some of us more credit. It takes more than a few beers to persuade me to sleep with a racist obnoxious ugly pox ridden fuckbucket.

― onimo, Thursday, 19 April 2007 10:26 (nineteen years ago)

you put it so much better.

― Ed, Thursday, 19 April 2007 10:27 (nineteen years ago)

Plus her face has a porcine aspect that is very off-putting.

― braveclub, Thursday, 19 April 2007 10:38 (nineteen years ago)

i would not sleep with paris hilton but i do think she is very pretty. she sometimes makes really bad fashion choices but in the right dress she looks lovely

― lex pretend, Thursday, 19 April 2007 10:50 (nineteen years ago)

mustard yellow is always a bad fashion choice.

unless you're professor zoom.

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― m the g, Thursday, 19 April 2007 11:08 (nineteen years ago)

I don't find Paris Hilton particularly attractive.

― Grandpont Genie, Thursday, 19 April 2007 11:09 (nineteen years ago)

why do Americans think Paris is a girl's name when it isn't? I thought that back in the days of that Inner City and Paris Grey.

― Grandpont Genie, Thursday, 19 April 2007 11:10 (nineteen years ago)

How could anybody who's seen the tape want to sleep with her? Good-looking does not trump bad-at-sex.

― Hans Rott, Thursday, 19 April 2007 12:15 (nineteen years ago)

she is naturally quite pretty in a v conventional way. i don't see anything porcine about her.

― blueski, Thursday, 19 April 2007 12:22 (nineteen years ago)

In the link to the picture of her in the yellow dress, someone wrote in the comments section:

"All i can say is that she looks like a slutty bannana. if that's possible."

That's mean, and really funny.

― j-rock, Thursday, 19 April 2007 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

re: the concept of picking up the phone while firing your opening salvos...

in my family we were taught not to even answer the phone if it was (if it 'were'?) dinnertime. The idea that someone wouldn't just let the phone ring is absolutely unfathomable. In fact I keep the phone as far as possible from any bedroom-type room as possible to be safe.

― Will M., Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:20 (nineteen years ago)

I'm married, so no. But theoretically, yes I would "sleep" with her. I like Paris Hilton.

― admrl, Thursday, 19 April 2007 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

ugly?? come on. she may not be your type but she isnt ugly.

― sunny successor, Thursday, 19 April 2007 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

Oh man, SLUTTY BANANA has greatly imrpoved my perception of her. That's almost kind of endearing.

― Abbott, Thursday, 19 April 2007 23:25 (nineteen years ago)

i totally would if she wasn't a racist bitch

― félix pié, Friday, 20 April 2007 00:07 (nineteen years ago)

she sucks cock like a champ in that vid. i dunno which vid you saw, hans.

― chaki, Friday, 20 April 2007 00:09 (nineteen years ago)

She's sometimes rather pretty and has (or had) an awesome body (cf. boy-shorts/bra video). But the potential VD and obvious racism would probably scare away any chance I had at an erection.

― milo z, Friday, 20 April 2007 00:13 (nineteen years ago)

Since you asked, no.

― Aimless, Friday, 20 April 2007 00:18 (nineteen years ago)

slutty banana.

― Abbott, Friday, 20 April 2007 01:53 (nineteen years ago)

man chaki what are you talking about

I mean I ain't gonna get into details but if there was a breeze blowing through that room then the lion's share of that dick must've been real cold all night

― Hans Rott, Friday, 20 April 2007 02:10 (nineteen years ago)

Rock stars do it so you don't have to:

http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/hilton%20and%20blunt%20an%20item_1028710

― The Wayward Johnny B, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

apparently her feet are enormous.

― The Real Dirty Vicar, Friday, 20 April 2007 23:57 (nineteen years ago)

At what point does this become apparent?

― Aimless, Saturday, 21 April 2007 00:28 (nineteen years ago)

i would totally do it with her. who wouldn't if they were hopped up on premium cocaine and valium?

― the table is the table, Saturday, 21 April 2007 01:24 (nineteen years ago)

I like big feet. I think this thread should totally go off on a tangent about big feet.

― Rich Smörgasbord, Saturday, 21 April 2007 09:19 (nineteen years ago)

Have you noticed how she places her one foot when she poses? It's hilarious. Not as funny as when her BFF (for a split second) Kimberly Stewart revved up the motorcycle on the red carpet and fell. Paris didn't even bat a fake eyelid; instead proclaimed: "That's hot." I kid you not.

I don' think I would fuck her. I mean, she may appear pretty but there's nothing natural about her: fake eye colour, fake hair colour, emaciated body,... On top of that she has zero intellect. There's nothing in her empty life except herself. Not that I would ever have the chance: I'm too fat and ugly.

― nathalie, Saturday, 21 April 2007 09:35 (nineteen years ago)

At what point does this become apparent?

When a wide lens is needed to photograph'em.

― nathalie, Saturday, 21 April 2007 09:36 (nineteen years ago)

No one has mentioned her wonky eyes yet?

― Roz, Saturday, 21 April 2007 09:38 (nineteen years ago)

Too busy looking at her massive feet, duh.

(But yes I noticed. It's... oddly human. As though someone said, while standing near the conveyer belt: "Look, we need to make this femmaliciousbot a bit more human!")

― nathalie, Saturday, 21 April 2007 09:40 (nineteen years ago)

Wonky eyes

― Roz, Saturday, 21 April 2007 09:44 (nineteen years ago)

nicky hilton in a banana suit

― teeny, Saturday, 21 April 2007 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

The wonky eyes thing is funny - it's like every journalist in the world has been paid not to mention it.

Maybe she should get together with Thom Yorke!

― The Real Dirty Vicar, Saturday, 21 April 2007 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

She has a really fab personality & i just like her. The percerption however doesn't suggest that.

― Jones_Hopes, Monday, 23 April 2007 15:03 (nineteen years ago)

Have you noticed how she places her one foot when she poses? It's hilarious. Not as funny as when her BFF (for a split second) Kimberly Stewart revved up the motorcycle on the red carpet and fell. Paris didn't even bat a fake eyelid; instead proclaimed: "That's hot." I kid you not.

the one foot thing is easily learned in any modelling school and often referred to as the "party pose". its a sure fire way to avoid a frumpy photo. check out other models, they all do it.

and, yeah, i never get tired of seeing kimberly stewart fall off that bike.

― sunny successor, Monday, 23 April 2007 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

Uh, not the way Paris does it. Maybe because she has extremely large feet, but it's very weird looking. I know what you talk about, but the way Paris executes it...

― nathalie, Monday, 23 April 2007 15:25 (nineteen years ago)

pic?

― sunny successor, Monday, 23 April 2007 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

Sluttly bananafeet.

― Abbott, Monday, 23 April 2007 17:07 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.tvgasm.com/newsgasm/news/2007/04/23/parishiltonkevinferderline/hiltonkfed.jpg

What Would K-Fed Do?

― Nicole, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 03:09 (nineteen years ago)

Marry her for the money of course!

― kv_nol, Tuesday, 24 April 2007 08:39 (nineteen years ago)

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― Masonic Boom, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 13:37 (nineteen years ago)

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― Matt DC, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 14:21 (nineteen years ago)

It reads better without the mod note!

― Nicole, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

ha ha

― blueski, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

Ha ha it does actually!

― kv_nol, Thursday, 26 April 2007 10:08 (nineteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v352/morganzola/DailyCeleb301267.jpg

weird feet pose.

― nathalie, Thursday, 26 April 2007 13:38 (nineteen years ago)

That's actually a pose, she's not doing a twirl on the red carpet.

― nathalie, Thursday, 26 April 2007 13:38 (nineteen years ago)

Wow. She does have big feet!

― kv_nol, Thursday, 26 April 2007 13:40 (nineteen years ago)

You know what they say about slutty bananas with big feet - eh - eh?

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 26 April 2007 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

No. Do tell.

― kv_nol, Thursday, 26 April 2007 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

Apparently their banana cocks be huge.

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 26 April 2007 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

Whoever told her to hang her hand off her hip every time someone points a camera at her: lol, you totally pwned her!

― StanM, Thursday, 26 April 2007 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

She also has hideous toes. Really boney. I mean, shit, I am ugly (compared to her) but I still have prettier feet than her and don't flaunt'em like she does. Her mom's completely fugly dressed as well. Probably in their genes.

― stevienixed, Thursday, 26 April 2007 17:20 (nineteen years ago)

BANANAFEET BANANATOES

― Abbott, Thursday, 26 April 2007 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

The Paris Hilton Effect:

http://i11.tinypic.com/2r3w9as.jpg

― StanM, Saturday, 28 April 2007 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

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