Crab Goalkeeper

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Watch the trailer. Absolutely unfuckingbelievable.

Scik Mouthy, Friday, 20 April 2007 12:32 (eighteen years ago)

LOOK AT THIS, IT'S INSANE.

Scik Mouthy, Friday, 20 April 2007 12:37 (eighteen years ago)

i can't, it won't seem to load the trailer

Ste, Friday, 20 April 2007 12:38 (eighteen years ago)

The simple story of an everyday giant crab who discovers a talent for goalkeeping and, apparently, accepting wads of cash from teenage girls to provide unspecified services. Haven't we all heard that before?

Neil S, Friday, 20 April 2007 12:43 (eighteen years ago)

The director described is as being "like Forest Gump, with a crab".

Scik Mouthy, Friday, 20 April 2007 12:44 (eighteen years ago)

Words fail me.

Neil S, Friday, 20 April 2007 12:45 (eighteen years ago)

i will now resume working on my previously abandonned polar bear fighter pilot script.

g-kit, Friday, 20 April 2007 12:55 (eighteen years ago)

}Ω{ }Ω{ }Ω{ }Ω{ }Ω{ }Ω{

blueski, Friday, 20 April 2007 12:56 (eighteen years ago)

polar bears

g-kit, Friday, 20 April 2007 12:56 (eighteen years ago)

doesn't work.

the next grozart, Friday, 20 April 2007 12:56 (eighteen years ago)

All very well but try putting a crab in midfield and see how you get on then.

braveclub, Friday, 20 April 2007 12:57 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, everyone knows you should have prawns in midfield.

Neil S, Friday, 20 April 2007 12:59 (eighteen years ago)

you don't win anything with squids

blueski, Friday, 20 April 2007 13:00 (eighteen years ago)

a crab in midfield would just attack people and move sideways a lot, but it would have the advantage of being cheaper than Gavin McCann

Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Friday, 20 April 2007 13:07 (eighteen years ago)

VINNIE SAMWAYS

RAY WILKINS

Scik Mouthy, Friday, 20 April 2007 13:08 (eighteen years ago)

You might expect that a crab would also give extremely dull post-match interviews, but I ask you, could a crab possibly give a less interesting post-match interview than Ray Wilkins

ahh

Michael Philip Philip Philip philip Annoyman, Friday, 20 April 2007 13:10 (eighteen years ago)

Ha, I've seen this guy profiled on that Jonathan Ross programme about Japan. All of his films feature people in crappy animal costumes doing some kind of sport. One was a boxing squid I think.

chap, Friday, 20 April 2007 13:48 (eighteen years ago)

"Yeah, everyone knows you should have prawns in midfield.

-- Neil S, Friday, 20 April 2007 12:59 (1 hour ago)"

only a prawn in their game, is that it?

Frogman Henry, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:21 (eighteen years ago)

Billy the Fish can't be happy about this.

Frogman Henry, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:23 (eighteen years ago)

haha otm

g-kit, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:24 (eighteen years ago)

They should have called it 'The Fishmongers Fear Of The Penalty Kick'.

NickB, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:36 (eighteen years ago)

One for the prawn sandwich brigade!

Neil S, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:36 (eighteen years ago)


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