America's hometown hates you: DC bullysquad part 7,802

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yup.

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:39 (eighteen years ago)

fuck yes. crash that wall bus!

who are we going to bullythread today?

― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:40 (eighteen years ago)

;_;

― HI DERE, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:42 (eighteen years ago)

oh man i love this thread title :D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 14:43 (eighteen years ago)

chicago is beating us in obnoxiousness, we should have three active threads on new answers

SUCCCESS

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:43 (eighteen years ago)

oh man we rule!!!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 14:44 (eighteen years ago)

― ghost rider, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:44 (eighteen years ago)

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― I DIED, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:45 (eighteen years ago)

OMG

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 14:45 (eighteen years ago)

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― ghost rider, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:45 (eighteen years ago)

uhhh

― ghost rider, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:45 (eighteen years ago)

ok yes

SNAP: lol x

― HI DERE, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:46 (eighteen years ago)

important commemorative graphics, must keep easily accessible:

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― pretzel walrus, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:46 (eighteen years ago)

good job "blogger" uh beartraps

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 14:46 (eighteen years ago)

i am this close to starting a fourth thread called

BRETT BUTLER once said nice things to me: DC 8080

― ghost rider, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:47 (eighteen years ago)

chicago threads are still more awesome because they represent a clear dichotomy: light and dark.

― kenan, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:48 (eighteen years ago)

GET ONE THEME

― kenan, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:48 (eighteen years ago)

kenan: no (sorry)

― HI DERE, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:48 (eighteen years ago)

omg that is such the best, i mean so far this entire morning has been nothing but delightful and it shows no signs of ceasing as long as i know morbs was a stand-up comedian.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 14:48 (eighteen years ago)

ours represent the trichotomy of blood diamonds, 8080, and css

― ghost rider, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:49 (eighteen years ago)

YE OLDE CROSS POSTS KENAN THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 14:49 (eighteen years ago)

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― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:49 (eighteen years ago)

yeah kenan what people are trying to say here is that shut up

― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:49 (eighteen years ago)

ghost rider 8080 is what i meant to say there

GODDAMNIT STOP BEARTRAPPING ME

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 14:49 (eighteen years ago)

what people are trying to say here is that shut up

T-SHIRT PLZ

― HI DERE, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:50 (eighteen years ago)

i like this new thread better than the other new thread

― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:51 (eighteen years ago)

i like the college pictures thread better than either

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 14:52 (eighteen years ago)

oh noes dc civil warz

― HI DERE, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:52 (eighteen years ago)

oh yeah also kevin, i would say my chances of a chicago appearance are 100% presuming i don't get another job soon (1ns+1tute of f00d t3chn0logists is having their annual conference like aug. 1 or something and i'd definitely have to cover that). but i'm trying to get another job, so we'll see.

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:53 (eighteen years ago)

this is a better thread

― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:57 (eighteen years ago)

awesome

― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:58 (eighteen years ago)

righteous!

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:58 (eighteen years ago)

gnarly

― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:59 (eighteen years ago)

bourbon

― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:59 (eighteen years ago)

8080

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 14:59 (eighteen years ago)

awesome walrus, pencil in some quality hangover time ok?

― chicago kevin, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:59 (eighteen years ago)

the other thread is better

― I DIED, Friday, 20 April 2007 14:59 (eighteen years ago)

i just like the idea of us hating everyone it is fairly OTM, plus "bullysquad"

― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:00 (eighteen years ago)

what do you know

― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:00 (eighteen years ago)

yes i think i can probably dispense with the "penciling" and just get a tattoo of it or something

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:00 (eighteen years ago)

guys i don't want to work on this stupid proposal. i should have liquid lunch and do drugs before presentation y/n

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 15:01 (eighteen years ago)

fantastic life

― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:01 (eighteen years ago)

PCP powerpoint presentation

― I DIED, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:02 (eighteen years ago)

yes, now turn to page 184

― Ed, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:02 (eighteen years ago)

PCPPP

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:02 (eighteen years ago)

(ep)

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:02 (eighteen years ago)

PCP powerpoint presentation

-- I DIED, Friday, April 20, 2007 10:02 AM (1 minute ago)

i would pay money to see this, not just ally doing this, but ANYONE doing this.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:03 (eighteen years ago)

this is so gay i mean i don't even know what half of these product are? at what point was management planning on telling their sales ppl about the "collection book" whatever the fuck that is

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 15:04 (eighteen years ago)

awesome thread guys

― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:05 (eighteen years ago)

rock and roll will never die

― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:07 (eighteen years ago)

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ok no one takes a picture like that first one without either A) a HUMONGOUS sense of irony; or B) fucking their mom with a toaster.

The second one = Northampton party.

― HI DERE, Monday, 21 May 2007 21:08 (eighteen years ago)

(Tho in fairness those girls are approximately 60% less hairy than the Northampton girls I've seen in their college habitat)

(I = bitch)

― HI DERE, Monday, 21 May 2007 21:09 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

― Mr. Que, Monday, 21 May 2007 21:09 (eighteen years ago)

(I = bitch)

would have been a much better film than I, Robot

― I DIED, Monday, 21 May 2007 21:11 (eighteen years ago)

MR QUE THAT IS THE GREATEST BLOG IN THE UNIVERSE

― HI DERE, Monday, 21 May 2007 21:12 (eighteen years ago)

my blog is totally better than that

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 21 May 2007 21:12 (eighteen years ago)

fucking their mom with a toaster.
fucking their mom with a toaster.
fucking their mom with a toaster.
fucking their mom with a toaster.

― Mr. Que, Monday, 21 May 2007 21:13 (eighteen years ago)

MR QUE THAT IS THE GREATEST BLOG IN THE UNIVERSE

-- HI DERE, Monday, May 21, 2007 9:12 PM (25 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

COSIGN

― Mr. Que, Monday, 21 May 2007 21:13 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DBOldNo7B-777984.jpg

ahahahahahahahaha

― river wolf, Monday, 21 May 2007 21:15 (eighteen years ago)

srsly WHERE is the dragon ball z haircut still cool???? i mean, i know the answer is Jersey, but honestly?? why?????

― river wolf, Monday, 21 May 2007 21:16 (eighteen years ago)

wait I'm not really sure I understand what's going on with a lot of things on his head, like also his eyebrows and makeup and face.

― I DIED, Monday, 21 May 2007 21:17 (eighteen years ago)

dudes, ghost rider is here, scroll down!

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2007_02_01_hotchickswithdouchebags_archive.html

― Mr. Que, Monday, 21 May 2007 21:19 (eighteen years ago)

I don't know if all of you are using your tongues for taste, but those women are almost all perfect counterparts for their douchebags. Just FYI. Keep dreaming, though.

― Laurel, Monday, 21 May 2007 21:22 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, they're not all really "hot" but the "pictures" sure are "funny"

― Mr. Que, Monday, 21 May 2007 21:24 (eighteen years ago)

the dudes are funnier

― river wolf, Monday, 21 May 2007 21:28 (eighteen years ago)

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― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Monday, 21 May 2007 22:15 (eighteen years ago)

Er, dreaming about what? A world where skanky girls don't drape themselves over gigantic twats? DO YOU HATE FUN???????????

― HI DERE, Monday, 21 May 2007 22:47 (eighteen years ago)

so tomorrow for our trip to trader joe's we're to go to the embassy row westin hotel and pick up our ZipCar from the valet.

should I wear a bowtie?

― TOMBOT, Monday, 21 May 2007 22:52 (eighteen years ago)

U+K clarification: Will you be wearing pants?

― HI DERE, Monday, 21 May 2007 22:54 (eighteen years ago)

(Because in my book, that's fancy enough.)

― HI DERE, Monday, 21 May 2007 22:55 (eighteen years ago)

bow tie + pantsless = how fancy?

― kenan, Monday, 21 May 2007 23:50 (eighteen years ago)

can't be fancy without fancy pants

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 00:03 (eighteen years ago)

i'll buy that.

― kenan, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 00:34 (eighteen years ago)

I just got back from trader joes and I swear to god every other person there was a GW student in their pajamas.

― I DIED, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 01:18 (eighteen years ago)

i watched my friends dog for 5 days and in return they brought me back a GALLON of tanqueray. i now possess a half gallon of gin. my friends are the best friends.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 01:59 (eighteen years ago)

wait, have you consumed a half gallon of gin tonight????????

― river wolf, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 02:01 (eighteen years ago)

i'm calling poison control

― river wolf, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 02:02 (eighteen years ago)

srsly, gin is bad for you, ask the teeth of the english

― kenan, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 02:14 (eighteen years ago)

wait, have you consumed a half gallon of gin tonight????????

me and bill did. lisle stuck with beer.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 02:16 (eighteen years ago)

that's still kinda rough, man

― kenan, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 02:20 (eighteen years ago)

don't get me wrong, i'm no moral authority. I've drank that much in a night, easy. Maybe not a Monday night, but a night.

― kenan, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 02:22 (eighteen years ago)

dean & deluca didn't have any schezuan peppercorns - any other suggestions, people on this board who actually live in DC?

― I DIED, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 03:13 (eighteen years ago)

super h mart? of course, you have to go to fairfax..
i mean, i go there, i would drive to fairfax but i can't until at least wednesday. they have all sorts of crazy stuff. i got some sake there last time to bring over for movies one sunday and then couldn't manage to leave the house, so i still have it

also what is that fancy ass market on new mexico ave by chef geoff's.. balducci's? you could try there?

― daria-g, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 03:29 (eighteen years ago)

http://hmart.com/images/product/l-061005-1.jpg

― daria-g, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 03:30 (eighteen years ago)

i will have all this kimchi

― daria-g, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 03:31 (eighteen years ago)

DRNK OH NOES.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 06:20 (eighteen years ago)

PRHPS OH YESSES.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 06:20 (eighteen years ago)

gnight.

― John Justen, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 06:23 (eighteen years ago)

yesterday I:

stayed home from work
lazily drank coffee all morning
played with a little dog
went to the park and read a book
cleaned my apartment
got invited out for dinner and drinks with the one traditionally beautiful woman i've ever dated
watched "vanishing point"
drank beer
was given a gallon of gin
had an impromptu bbq in the back yard with my two best friends, my upstairs neighbors, neighbor's parents/in-laws, and a couple other people.

yesterday was the best day i've had in years.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 13:53 (eighteen years ago)

Sounds sweet. I was up at 5 to get to Imminghan and the way things are going I will be doing the same thing again tomorrow.

― Ed, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 13:55 (eighteen years ago)

It seems, as well, that I'll be in chicago in august.

― Ed, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 13:56 (eighteen years ago)

come on out ed. august is probably the worst possible time to visit chicago (or january, depending on your tolerance for oppresive heat/hummidity or bitter cold and insane winds) but luckily most bars are air conditioned.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 14:10 (eighteen years ago)

brian, try whole foods? i've seen them there before.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 22 May 2007 14:14 (eighteen years ago)

I made shrimp Caesar salad last night it was delishus.

― jessie monster, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 14:24 (eighteen years ago)

Right now I would visit chicago every day.

― Ed, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 14:34 (eighteen years ago)

I am going to whole foods tonight - will check.

― I DIED, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 14:36 (eighteen years ago)

Right now I would visit chicago every day.

people live here, too!

― kenan, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 14:51 (eighteen years ago)

I forget, where is here?

― Ed, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 14:55 (eighteen years ago)

put down the pipe.

― kenan, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 15:02 (eighteen years ago)

hey dc, 10/1/07 we're getting drunk on your turf.

― chicago kevin, Tuesday, 22 May 2007 23:29 (eighteen years ago)

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