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― wanko ergo sum, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:45 (eighteen years ago)

mistranslated kanji

― milo z, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:46 (eighteen years ago)

a section of barbed-wire flash that hasn't been used since 1999

― milo z, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:46 (eighteen years ago)

tribal tattoos

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 18:50 (eighteen years ago)

a glass case with really, really obnoxious belly button jewelery that say things like SEXY or have dangling butterflies.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 18:50 (eighteen years ago)

a dude with a enormous hole in his ear

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

mall-kiosk-quality celtic swirly thing

― kingfish, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

sailor jerry

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

Big dudes with tattooed necks and shit

xpost

― Jordan, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:52 (eighteen years ago)

"only god can judge me" airbrush art tattoos

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 18:53 (eighteen years ago)

somewhere in the example tattoo book will be a picture of the girl from miami ink

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 18:54 (eighteen years ago)

but expensive

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

lol wrong thread

drunken girls in the wrong area

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

college girl asking about butterfly tattoo

someone wearing Dickies work pants

― joygoat, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:56 (eighteen years ago)

related:

Comprehensive list of Standard Rockabilly Guy or "Rocker" Iconography:

-playing cards
-dice
-engine or engine-parts
-stars
-swallows
-8 ball
-WWII-era kitschy girl/pin-up illustration

― kingfish, Friday, 20 April 2007 18:59 (eighteen years ago)

"laugh now cry later"

― milo z, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:00 (eighteen years ago)

"born to lose"

― milo z, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:00 (eighteen years ago)

those drama faces

― milo z, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:00 (eighteen years ago)

those drama faces but in a happy clown/sad clown motif

― milo z, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:00 (eighteen years ago)

Band logos

― kingfish, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:00 (eighteen years ago)

someone genuinely surprised that tattoos do not cost, like, $20

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 19:00 (eighteen years ago)

skinny dude with metal stuff embedded, like, under the skin on his hand

― Jordan, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:01 (eighteen years ago)

"LOVE/HATE"

― max, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:02 (eighteen years ago)

piercings on everyone involved

― max, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:02 (eighteen years ago)

old biker dude who enjoys doing 'tramp stamps' and pubic tattoos just a little too much.

― milo z, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:02 (eighteen years ago)

shirtlessness

― max, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:03 (eighteen years ago)

bandanas used as fashion accessories in various ways

― max, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:03 (eighteen years ago)

ridiculously hot unattainable female body piercer

― milo z, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:03 (eighteen years ago)

swallows = chest eagles = tit pigeons

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:03 (eighteen years ago)

framed department of health certificates

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:05 (eighteen years ago)

tazmanian devil with a gun
sassy tweety bird

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:05 (eighteen years ago)

ridiculously hot unattainable female body piercer

i have been in many, many tattoo parlors and have never actually seen one with a woman working in it, EVER. i thought this only existed on miami ink.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 19:06 (eighteen years ago)

some really inexplicable thing that looks like this and you can't imagine why it was even drawn:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/184/450877993_4990afe6dd.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 19:07 (eighteen years ago)

a stack of tattoo magazines that look suspiciously more like soft porn but with suicide girls

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 19:07 (eighteen years ago)

I thought the hot piercing girl was a tattoo shop cliche (akin to female bassist) - it seems like there was one in every shop I went to around here.

― milo z, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:09 (eighteen years ago)

i wish i lived where you lived.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 19:09 (eighteen years ago)

xeroxed flyers for local bands, "drummer wanted" postings, motorcycle for sale, etc

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:09 (eighteen years ago)

Some sort of reptile kept in a terrarium.

― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:11 (eighteen years ago)

or a big spider or something

― max, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:12 (eighteen years ago)

neon. lots and lots of neon.

― milo z, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:14 (eighteen years ago)

black and white tile

― wanko ergo sum, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:16 (eighteen years ago)

dude from burrito/pizza/sandwich place off work, hanging out

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:18 (eighteen years ago)

on that tip, a bike messenger on break

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 19:23 (eighteen years ago)

tattoo groupies

― milo z, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:23 (eighteen years ago)

Roman Catholic Iconography

― Oilyrags, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:49 (eighteen years ago)

An autoclave.

― patita, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:53 (eighteen years ago)

neosporin

― Oilyrags, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:55 (eighteen years ago)

(I'm guessing - I've never spent any significant time in tattoo parlors)

― Oilyrags, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:56 (eighteen years ago)

neosporin is frowned upon these days i think

― ghost rider, Friday, 20 April 2007 19:58 (eighteen years ago)

1. blood

2. sand

― Oilyrags, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:00 (eighteen years ago)

neosporin?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:00 (eighteen years ago)

hideous flourescent lighting

― kingfish, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:02 (eighteen years ago)

some people say it strips color from the healing tattoo.

blood otm.

― ghost rider, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:02 (eighteen years ago)

that's about neosporin, not flourescent lighting

― ghost rider, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:03 (eighteen years ago)

also about fluorescent lighting, really

― milo z, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:04 (eighteen years ago)

neosporin is not really allowed, it is vaseline usually

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 20:04 (eighteen years ago)

vitamin a/d ointment?

― Jordan, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:05 (eighteen years ago)

aforementioned hot piercing girl usually accompanied by substance abuse-/daddy-/emotional baggage- issues

― kingfish, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:06 (eighteen years ago)

Walls painted bright color(usually red), but walls too covered with samples to actually see this

― kingfish, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:06 (eighteen years ago)

used latex gloves either piled or laying around in a not-entirely-sanitary manner

― kingfish, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)

framed department of health certificates

-- elmo argonaut, Friday, April 20, 2007 3:05 PM (1 hour ago)

i forgot to add "expired"

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:16 (eighteen years ago)

No Neosporin, no Vaseline, no A&D. Actually, Vaseline while they're doing it and as a coating when you leave, probably. After that, most places nowadays tend to recommend washing with carefully with fragrance and dye-free soap, and after a couple days moisturizing with Lubriderm or other light, fragrance-free lotions.

― joygoat, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:39 (eighteen years ago)

I've always used A-D, I didn't know that was wrong.

― Bill Magill, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:43 (eighteen years ago)

On topic: drugs

― Bill Magill, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:43 (eighteen years ago)

1. guy who works out way too much

2. guy who has never worked out

― Oilyrags, Friday, 20 April 2007 20:46 (eighteen years ago)

teenage girls choosing stock images from a book of hideous designs 10 minutes before it is emblazoned on them for life

― electricsound, Saturday, 21 April 2007 01:06 (eighteen years ago)

Huh, I just had some work done and was told Neosporin for the first two days and then just plain lotion.

― ENBB, Saturday, 21 April 2007 01:16 (eighteen years ago)

we get bepanthen cream in australia. normally used for nappy rash and cracked nipples

― electricsound, Saturday, 21 April 2007 01:20 (eighteen years ago)

five months pass...

http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/1047/hpmp8.jpg

NSFW

― Oilyrags, Sunday, 14 October 2007 20:59 (eighteen years ago)

girl with bettie page haircut

― roxymuzak, Sunday, 14 October 2007 21:01 (eighteen years ago)

I'm praying that that's body paint.

― Laurel, Sunday, 14 October 2007 21:43 (eighteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

Today on BoingBoing, my favourite chest piece ever:

http://www.boingboing.net/200809221853.jpg

― Finefinemusic, Tuesday, 23 September 2008 15:29 (seventeen years ago)

sweet! (I hope the machine is still in progress)

― I'm right right and you're wrong left (Susan), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 15:34 (seventeen years ago)

yeah, I think it is.. I hope they post a follow up!

― Finefinemusic, Tuesday, 23 September 2008 15:45 (seventeen years ago)

I see shit like that and think it's just the dumbest fucking thing ever.

I respect y'alls with tats, but i just don't get it.

― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 23 September 2008 15:49 (seventeen years ago)

How fun! I don't mind the art, but the composition seems off -- I wonder if she realized the machine was going to be quite so high? I like chest pieces to keep clear of the hollow of the neck. The subject matter is making me smile, though.

― Vampire romances depend on me (Laurel), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 15:51 (seventeen years ago)

I'm going to get a Harry Potter tableau across my chest.

― I'm right right and you're wrong left (Susan), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 15:57 (seventeen years ago)

Haha, my mother had one of those tomato pin cushions.

― nickn, Tuesday, 23 September 2008 16:30 (seventeen years ago)

An actual one, not a tattoo of one.

― nickn, Tuesday, 23 September 2008 16:30 (seventeen years ago)

Another tat on that woman:

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/9471/253467507336fca7441amf3.jpg

Draw yr own conclusions.

― I have never used a humorous display name because I think they're for (libcrypt), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 17:17 (seventeen years ago)

TOO RAVE TO DIE

― Mohammed Butt (max), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 17:19 (seventeen years ago)

coroner will get a chuckle out of that one

― Granny Dainger, Tuesday, 23 September 2008 17:27 (seventeen years ago)

oh goodness, is that really hers too? sort of takes the awesome out of the first

― Finefinemusic, Tuesday, 23 September 2008 17:36 (seventeen years ago)

too weird too rave to live to die

makes sense to me. srsly tho, she's just too good for this world. we don't deserve her.

― andrew m., Tuesday, 23 September 2008 19:34 (seventeen years ago)

and to answer thread...

flyer recruiting sassy ladies to join the local roller derby team, probably called wenches on wheels or rollin' jezebels

― andrew m., Tuesday, 23 September 2008 19:49 (seventeen years ago)

I can't see the imageshack jpg, is it this one:
http://news.bmezine.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/hunter-s-thompson.jpg

apparently that's supposed to be "too rare to die"

― sad man in him room (milo z), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 20:01 (seventeen years ago)

that's the one.

― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 23 September 2008 20:04 (seventeen years ago)

yeah, I got that it was "rare" but didn't want to point it out either way so as not to be accused of not getting the joke etc etc people can be so cold

― Finefinemusic, Tuesday, 23 September 2008 20:10 (seventeen years ago)

Haha, my mother had one of those tomato pin cushions.

I have a tomato pin cushion. :(

― I'm right right and you're wrong left (Susan), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 20:22 (seventeen years ago)

I have a magnetic one, I prefer chucking pins at it from an angle and watching them SCHOOOP into place as if by magic.

― Vampire romances depend on me (Laurel), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 20:25 (seventeen years ago)

I do that all the time with magnetized things, it's so much fun.

― Finefinemusic, Tuesday, 23 September 2008 20:28 (seventeen years ago)

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