Just when you thought you'd seen everything, you saw...

I'll start: I was on my way back to my room tonight, and I saw a couple of drunk people arguing. Not an unusual sight for a Saturday night - there were 4 people standing around, and two of them were yelling at each other. There was a woman who was saying, "I just don't know why you don't DO IT ALREADY!" and a man yelling, "This is just something I have to do, ok? I just have to do it!" He then proceeded to strip completely naked and begin walking back and forth in a straight line.