Captain America Arrested Over Pants Burrito

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http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=46450&in_page_id=2

DAMN YOU ED BRUBAKER!

Oilyrags, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 13:53 (eighteen years ago)

Don't you mean "Captain America Sonned in Burrito Beef?"

nabisco, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 14:06 (eighteen years ago)

This totally made my day.

HI DERE, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 14:10 (eighteen years ago)

I laughed, I cried, it was better than Cats.

Masonic Boom, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 14:11 (eighteen years ago)

YAY

when that fire gets stoked, flame-outs occur, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 14:14 (eighteen years ago)

Captain America Sonned in Beef Burrito

Oilyrags, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 14:16 (eighteen years ago)

Captain America was recently killed off in Marvel Comics' 'Civil War' series – shot by a sniper as, ironically, he was led into court to face numerous criminal charges, none of which involved a burrito.

I'm confused as to what they mean by "ironically"

Hurting 2, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 14:18 (eighteen years ago)

They mean he was being led into court to face charges, a fate that may also await his burrito-penis impersonator.

nabisco, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 14:20 (eighteen years ago)

P.S. this is a guy with amazing faith in the structural integrity of burritos.

nabisco, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 14:20 (eighteen years ago)

Burrenis

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 14:21 (eighteen years ago)

The burrito could have been frozen.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 14:21 (eighteen years ago)

penito

braveclub, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 14:21 (eighteen years ago)

I'm guessing it was still in the foil so that it would simulate the "veiny" look...?

HI DERE, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 14:21 (eighteen years ago)

RIP Captain America

Jordan, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 14:22 (eighteen years ago)

I was disappointed when I read on and found out this was all on a pub crawl - it would be better if he examined all his patients dressed as a burrito-packing Captain America.

chap, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 14:23 (eighteen years ago)

Aw, man, this was in Florida?

I really hoped that Burrito Pants Captain America would be doing my surgery on Friday. That would be awesome.

Masonic Boom, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 14:24 (eighteen years ago)

> I was disappointed when I read on and found out this was all on a pub crawl

Oh man, not me! Especially because of this:

according to the official report, 'there were so many cartoon characters in the bar at the time, all Captain America's [sic] were asked to go outside for a possible identification.'

Oilyrags, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 14:45 (eighteen years ago)

what happened to the burrito? did someone eat it?

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 14:46 (eighteen years ago)

(altogether now)

HE WISHES!

Oilyrags, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 14:49 (eighteen years ago)

what's wrong with a zucchini? a burrito is so. . .squishy

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 14:49 (eighteen years ago)

People on pub crawls don't often stop to grab a quick COURGETTE...

braveclub, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 14:53 (eighteen years ago)

i was hoping the article meant "pants" in the uk-vernacular sense, like "this burrito is pants!"

get bent, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 14:58 (eighteen years ago)

haha

sleep, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 15:13 (eighteen years ago)

This is great

kingfish, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 15:35 (eighteen years ago)

my morning is suddenly much brighter

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 15:50 (eighteen years ago)

He hides joints in his tights? Why didn't I think of that...I've been using my mechanical pencil, like a sucka.

King Kitty, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 19:19 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.11alive.com/news/watercooler/article_weird.aspx?storyid=95951

Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 20:19 (eighteen years ago)

Haw! That story has the greatest caption of all time:

"a goat."

Oilyrags, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 20:23 (eighteen years ago)

shit

HAS ANYONE SEEN J0HN D4RN31LL3 LATELY

HI DERE, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 20:24 (eighteen years ago)

1. Take the seats out the van

nabisco, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 20:36 (eighteen years ago)

2. Put your goat in that van

nabisco, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 20:36 (eighteen years ago)

3. Have city animal control officer Ray Buhr inspect the van to confirm that you are not violating any laws or treating the animal cruelly

nabisco, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 20:37 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.laweekly.com/eat+drink/counter-intelligence/home-of-the-porno-burrito/14026/

get bent, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 20:49 (eighteen years ago)

...but I have seen families of five sit down to five separate orders, 50 tacos in all, and afterward there wasn’t a crumb or a spatter of sauce to be seen.

FIFTY tacos?!? Jesus Christ, that blows my mind. I am hard pressed to eat more than 2 tacos in one meal. FIFTY TACOS.

Hard like armour, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 23:38 (eighteen years ago)

That's 10 per person though. Doable if I had to, I think.

nickn, Thursday, 26 April 2007 00:15 (eighteen years ago)

I like it how the article never explains why there was a pub filled with superhero costume-wearing medics, as if that is totally commonplace.

Tuomas, Thursday, 26 April 2007 10:47 (eighteen years ago)

O Spiderman

Tuomas, Thursday, 26 April 2007 10:50 (eighteen years ago)

Ahem, let's try that again...

O Spiderman

Tuomas, Thursday, 26 April 2007 10:51 (eighteen years ago)


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