Seriously, what activities would not be enhanced by a blowjob?

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Blow jobs are awesome. They can turn any event into a party.

Things to do that are made better by blowjobs:
driving
videogames
eating a steak

Things that are not made better by blowjobs:
appendectomy

Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:11 (eighteen years ago)

Can a blowjob enhance a blowjob?

HI DERE, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:11 (eighteen years ago)

i would imagine taking a piss would not be enhanced.


Things to do that are made better by blowjobs:
...

eating a steak



i have a new goal for the summer.

chicago kevin, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:13 (eighteen years ago)

I do not think that visiting Grandma would be enhanced by a blowjob.

HI DERE, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:13 (eighteen years ago)

running for your life from bengal tigers would not be enhanced by a blowjob.

chicago kevin, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:14 (eighteen years ago)

dentist visit would not be enhanced by a blowjob.

Mr. Que, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:14 (eighteen years ago)

bicycling.

chicago kevin, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:14 (eighteen years ago)

I'm kind of on the fence re: running from bengal tigers!

HI DERE, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:14 (eighteen years ago)

it would be hard enough (no pun intended) running from a tiger without, well, THAT going on.

chicago kevin, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:15 (eighteen years ago)

Can a blowjob enhance a blowjob?

-- HI DERE, Thursday, April 26, 2007 9:11 AM (33 seconds ago)

Dude, that is one of the major staples of the porn industry. Duh.

Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:16 (eighteen years ago)

Landing a plane? I can see how it would be fun I just want my pilot to be paying full attention.

Ned Trifle II, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:16 (eighteen years ago)

Not if she had skateboards strapped to her knees. xpost

Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:17 (eighteen years ago)

I think I feel the same way about driving actually. I'm not sure I like the idea of driver's being blown while actually driving. Unless it was a big straight empty road.

Ned Trifle II, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:17 (eighteen years ago)

I think that in these scenarios, YOU are the one getting the blowjob.

Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:17 (eighteen years ago)

i was talking to a former flight attendant and it turns out pilots are the biggest overcompensating macho dipshits ever put on earth so i'm sure that it's happened.

xxxpost.

chicago kevin, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:18 (eighteen years ago)

Dude, that is one of the major staples of the porn industry. Duh.

Okay, unless you're talking about two people giving one person a blowjob I have no idea how this could possibly work.

RE: the tigers: If you were able to still get away, you would clearly and incontrovertibly be THE MAN.

HI DERE, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:18 (eighteen years ago)

I am not sure of taekwando would be enhanced by a blowjob.

HI DERE, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:19 (eighteen years ago)

but you wouldn't get away unless being chased by an only somewheat peckish tiger and it got to the blower instead of the blowee.

chicago kevin, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:19 (eighteen years ago)

You seriously underestimate my ability to multitask.

HI DERE, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:20 (eighteen years ago)

a circumcision probably would not be enhanced.

chicago kevin, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:20 (eighteen years ago)

dude you seriously overestimate yourself if you think you can outrun a tiger while getting a smoker.

chicago kevin, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:21 (eighteen years ago)

teaching primary school kids road safety

Alan, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:21 (eighteen years ago)

If I was a surgeon, a blowjob would be just the right thing to steady my nerves.

I am imagining Adam and Eve surgical masks with a flap in the middle. they come in various animal patterns. Only people who live in trailers buy them.

Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:21 (eighteen years ago)

i mean, i'm not even willing to debate on this point.

chicago kevin, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:21 (eighteen years ago)

teaching primary school kids road safety

-- Alan, Thursday, April 26, 2007 9:21 AM (5 seconds ago)

hahahaha

Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:22 (eighteen years ago)

i guess a blowjob is a more realistic substitution for full sex in George Costanza's 'trifecta'. sandwich, tv, blowjob - you could make that work.

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:22 (eighteen years ago)

oooooh spicy mustard

Mr. Que, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:23 (eighteen years ago)

What if the Tiger was the blower?

Mark G, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:23 (eighteen years ago)

What if the Tiger has teflon-coated saucers strapped to it's feet?

Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:23 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.solarnavigator.net/animal_kingdom/animal_images/Tiger_yawn_teeth_bite.jpg

Mr. Que, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:23 (eighteen years ago)

no^^^

Mr. Que, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:24 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.africanamericans.com/images2/TigerWoods.jpg

NO

HI DERE, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:24 (eighteen years ago)

juggling chainsaws

kenan, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:24 (eighteen years ago)

ok now you're just being rediculous. i'm trying to have a serious conversation about fleeing bengal tigers whille getting my pickle worked on and you people are trying to make a complete joke of it with talk of teflon-coated saucers strapped to the tiger's paws. LIKE THAT WOULD EVER HAPPEN.

chicago kevin, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:25 (eighteen years ago)

yeah how are you going to remain stiff while RUNNING FOR YOUR LIFE

Mr. Que, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:25 (eighteen years ago)

yeah how are you going to remain stiff while RUNNING FOR YOUR LIFE

-- Mr. Que, Thursday, April 26, 2007 9:25 AM (4 seconds ago)

So you've never dated a psycho.

Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:27 (eighteen years ago)

Mr. QUE OTM 8080 BLOOD DIAMONDS ETC ETC.

chicago kevin, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:27 (eighteen years ago)

lol gurlz

HI DERE, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:27 (eighteen years ago)

So you've never dated anything but a psycho.


fixed.

chicago kevin, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:27 (eighteen years ago)

i've dated a psycho, she's never chased me with a knife.

Mr. Que, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:28 (eighteen years ago)

Castration would not be enhanced by a blowjob.

HI DERE, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:28 (eighteen years ago)

"Deep Throat, mon tigre!"

Mark G, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:29 (eighteen years ago)

you people are ignoring my concerns on this thread, dodging the issue, and i don't appreciate it.

Mr. Que, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:30 (eighteen years ago)

See, you have to channel that into getting away from the tiger.

HI DERE, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:31 (eighteen years ago)

Skydiving with only one parachute.

the next grozart, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:31 (eighteen years ago)

competing in a long driving competition at a golf course. i mean, it would not enhance your chances of winning but who would rather win a long driving competition?

chicago kevin, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:35 (eighteen years ago)

Interrogating a prisoner.

Matt DC, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:38 (eighteen years ago)

That wouldn't work for me, but who am i to judge?

Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:39 (eighteen years ago)

I'm blowed if I know.

Michael White, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:40 (eighteen years ago)

Wait, are we listing this that ARE enhanced or ARE NOT enhanced?

HI DERE, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:41 (eighteen years ago)

puking

braveclub, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:56 (eighteen years ago)

drilling would not be enhanced by sucking is all i am saying here

Mr. Que, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:56 (eighteen years ago)

i wish i had a story to tell but i dont :-(

deej, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:58 (eighteen years ago)

Experiencing vertigo would probably not be enhanced by a blowjob.

HI DERE, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:59 (eighteen years ago)

Debating political opponents.

nickalicious, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:59 (eighteen years ago)

drilling would not be enhanced by sucking is all i am saying here

What an interesting choice of verb. You are, however, wrong.

Michael White, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:59 (eighteen years ago)

would being punched in the testicles be enhanced by a blowjob? i'm really not sure about this one.

chicago kevin, Thursday, 26 April 2007 15:00 (eighteen years ago)

so you could get drilled and sucked at the same time?

xpost

Mr. Que, Thursday, 26 April 2007 15:00 (eighteen years ago)

job interviews

braveclub, Thursday, 26 April 2007 15:00 (eighteen years ago)

depends on the position

Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 26 April 2007 15:05 (eighteen years ago)

Boxing. Vomiting. Pole vaulting.

forksclovetofu, Thursday, 26 April 2007 15:06 (eighteen years ago)

Is this some sort of weird triathlon I haven't heard about?

Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 26 April 2007 15:10 (eighteen years ago)

look for it at the 2008 olympics

kenan, Thursday, 26 April 2007 15:14 (eighteen years ago)

Bungee jumping. Physics says so.

John Justen, Thursday, 26 April 2007 15:14 (eighteen years ago)

yeah but what happens when the bungee jerks back upwards? where's your physics now?

Mr. Que, Thursday, 26 April 2007 15:15 (eighteen years ago)

Not lying on the ground with my severed dick, probably.

John Justen, Thursday, 26 April 2007 15:17 (eighteen years ago)

ENHANCED:

death

NOT ENHANCED:

birth

nickalicious, Thursday, 26 April 2007 15:19 (eighteen years ago)

'scuse me, ma'am, while I put my head in your vagina

Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 26 April 2007 15:21 (eighteen years ago)

would being punched in the testicles be enhanced by a blowjob? i'm really not sure about this one.

some people are quite, quite sure about this one.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 26 April 2007 15:29 (eighteen years ago)

Bungee jumping. Physics says so.

-- John Justen, Thursday, April 26, 2007 10:14 AM (16 minutes ago)

Yeah, but for about 5 seconds it would be awesome.

Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 26 April 2007 15:32 (eighteen years ago)

Spelling bee

Mark C, Thursday, 26 April 2007 15:39 (eighteen years ago)

genital gangrene

Stevie D, Thursday, 26 April 2007 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

Playing with your kid.

*Tuomas*

PS Actually I think saw this Filepile pic of a woman giving a BJ whilst trying to stop her kid crying. Very... VERY weird. It was a Japanese family.

stevienixed, Thursday, 26 April 2007 17:09 (eighteen years ago)

wau

HI DERE, Thursday, 26 April 2007 17:09 (eighteen years ago)

HOW TO STOP YOUR CHILD FROM CRYING:

1) Stop giving blowjobs in front of said child.

HI DERE, Thursday, 26 April 2007 17:10 (eighteen years ago)

dentist visit would not be enhanced by a blowjob.

-- Mr. Que, Thursday, 26 April 2007 14:14 (36 minutes ago)

totally untrue, cf the 'have you ever gotten an erection from a dental hygenist' convo in white noise

deeznuts, Thursday, 26 April 2007 17:36 (eighteen years ago)

dentist visit would not be enhanced by a blowjob.

-- Mr. Que, Thursday, April 26, 2007 3:14 PM (3 hours ago)

RONG

xpost

^@^, Thursday, 26 April 2007 17:39 (eighteen years ago)

PS Actually I think saw this Filepile pic

WHAT IS THE FIRST RULE OF THE PILE???

chicago kevin, Thursday, 26 April 2007 17:42 (eighteen years ago)

A brojob would not be enhanced by a blowjob.

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 26 April 2007 17:44 (eighteen years ago)

Bros before blows

C. Grisso/McCain, Thursday, 26 April 2007 17:45 (eighteen years ago)

is there such a thing as the opposite of a high five, because that's what I'm giving you right now

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 26 April 2007 17:47 (eighteen years ago)

"sandstorm" by darude would not be enhanced by a blowjob.

^@^, Thursday, 26 April 2007 17:55 (eighteen years ago)

However, an actual sandstorm would be enahanced by a blowjob.

HI DERE, Thursday, 26 April 2007 18:09 (eighteen years ago)

But a blowjob would not be enhanced by sand.

braveclub, Thursday, 26 April 2007 18:09 (eighteen years ago)

Is that a Zen Koan or something?

John Justen, Thursday, 26 April 2007 18:11 (eighteen years ago)

Hunting robots.

M.V., Thursday, 26 April 2007 18:13 (eighteen years ago)

a dream about disembodied chomping teeth

Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 26 April 2007 18:19 (eighteen years ago)

or even embodied ones

kenan, Thursday, 26 April 2007 18:20 (eighteen years ago)

and especially embedded ones

Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 26 April 2007 18:23 (eighteen years ago)

http://i17.tinypic.com/2ns8l7b.jpg

StanM, Thursday, 26 April 2007 18:34 (eighteen years ago)

WAHT???

http://i14.tinypic.com/2ns8l7b.jpg

StanM, Thursday, 26 April 2007 18:35 (eighteen years ago)

(ok, there was another pic there just now - what's going on, tinypic?)

StanM, Thursday, 26 April 2007 18:35 (eighteen years ago)

Wow, she really wants to hear that song, eh?

xpost

Michael White, Thursday, 26 April 2007 18:36 (eighteen years ago)

the one Stevienixed saw of a woman feeding her baby while, er, yeah. Censored but still NSFW, so I'm not embedding it.

http://i19.tinypic.com/2ihw2zc.jpg

StanM, Thursday, 26 April 2007 18:37 (eighteen years ago)

Is she giving head or head-butting

Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 26 April 2007 18:41 (eighteen years ago)

(that was an xpost obviously)

Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 26 April 2007 18:42 (eighteen years ago)

I will, without relating the actual story, personally attest that puking is not enhanced.

John Justen, Thursday, 26 April 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

Nor shitting

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 26 April 2007 20:16 (eighteen years ago)

oh jesus john

deeznuts, Thursday, 26 April 2007 20:17 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.poopsheetfoundation.com/covers/little-billy-blumpkin.jpg

kenan, Thursday, 26 April 2007 20:18 (eighteen years ago)


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