"Woman Sneaks Into Prison for Sex"

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― Ned Raggett, Friday, 27 April 2007 04:59 (eighteen years ago)

This is just screaming "Lifetime movie of the week" to me.

― Sara R-C, Friday, 27 April 2007 05:03 (eighteen years ago)

Corrections officials responsible for monitoring inmate meetings with attorneys witnessed the two having sex once they were alone. The corrections officers ended the meeting.

― nabisco, Friday, 27 April 2007 05:26 (eighteen years ago)

That's kinda one of the more gorgeous pieces of writing I've seen today.

― nabisco, Friday, 27 April 2007 05:26 (eighteen years ago)

"conference interruptus"

― nabisco, Friday, 27 April 2007 05:27 (eighteen years ago)

GIS RESULT #5 FOR "CONJUGAL VISIT":

http://carpetblog.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/spiderman.jpg

― John Justen, Friday, 27 April 2007 05:31 (eighteen years ago)

That's kinda one of the more gorgeous pieces of writing I've seen today.

I was thinking similar. A perfect phrasing.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 27 April 2007 05:34 (eighteen years ago)

Tiffany Beaver

― StanM, Friday, 27 April 2007 05:48 (eighteen years ago)

and he's Moody? OMGLOL

― StanM, Friday, 27 April 2007 05:48 (eighteen years ago)

If she's convicted, do they send her to, er, well, prison?

― StanM, Friday, 27 April 2007 05:52 (eighteen years ago)

Man, even I've never been that desperate.

― Masonic Boom, Friday, 27 April 2007 10:28 (eighteen years ago)

The real Amanda Sprehn, an Annapolis attorney, told The Baltimore Examiner she was on leave when her firm received a letter banning her from the jail.

"I was out on maternity leave," she said. "They informed me they received a letter saying I had been caught having sex with an inmate _ which was a real laugh."

Amanda Sprehn! She likes a laugh!

― Mark G, Friday, 27 April 2007 10:54 (eighteen years ago)

This story is not as good, however, as the story of the Police Stripper (sorry, I have just spent 3 hours in a hospital waiting room and read every crap paper in the UK) - an attractive male stripper known as "Eros" who has a cop routine - apparently two "undercover female police officers" noted his act, went into the club to "observe" and then "detained him" and his uniform was "confiscated". I wonder how much of a "strip search" he was given, oh ho ho ho ho ho.

― Masonic Boom, Friday, 27 April 2007 10:54 (eighteen years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/north_east/6595037.stm?ls

― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy, Friday, 27 April 2007 11:15 (eighteen years ago)

Mr Kennedy told the BBC Scotland news website: "I was totally surprised. I do not believe this is in the public interest."

No. I believe that in the public interest he should give an, err, example of his work. Where we can watch it.

― Masonic Boom, Friday, 27 April 2007 11:17 (eighteen years ago)

yeah i agree, he's fit.

i also liked the story of the policeman (actual policeman) called to quieten a rowdy hen party, who got mistaken for the actual stripper - the women thought his protestations were part of the act and tore his clothes off :D

― lex pretend, Friday, 27 April 2007 11:33 (eighteen years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/3001103.stm

― lex pretend, Friday, 27 April 2007 11:34 (eighteen years ago)

Ha ha ha, oh, that's even better.

Though he is not as hott as the real stripper.

― Masonic Boom, Friday, 27 April 2007 11:36 (eighteen years ago)

The policeman was reportedly only able to extricate himself when his partner called for reinforcements.

"omglol, everyone, get over here quick, you won't believe what's going on!"

― StanM, Friday, 27 April 2007 11:44 (eighteen years ago)

Elsewhere in desperate stupidity:

A Silver Spring middle school teacher was charged this week with exposing his genitals to students in a school bus as he was driving a convertible, police said yesterday.

Montgomery County police said Charles R. Bouma, 43, of Beltsville was driving in the area of Rockville Pike and Tuckerman Lane in North Bethesda about 3:15 p.m. Monday when he encountered a school bus transporting the crew team of the Academy of the Holy Cross, a private girls school in Kensington.

"He was driving alongside the bus and proceeded to pull his pants down and expose himself to the students," police spokeswoman Melanie Hadley said. "He then followed the bus and drove around each side of the bus, causing a commotion and continuing to expose himself and engage in a personal sexual activity."

The crew coach jotted down the Mazda Miata license plate number and called police.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 27 April 2007 17:10 (eighteen years ago)

The "personal sexual activity" doesn't work quite as well for when you're doing it for a whole busful of people! "What are you doing with your penis, sir?" "It's personal."

― nabisco, Friday, 27 April 2007 17:14 (eighteen years ago)

Okay, hold on, clearly the original couple in the first story just needed to set something up with this guy:

DETROIT - A police sergeant is accused of pulling couples over with his cruiser and forcing them to engage in sex acts while he watched, threatening them with penalties if they refused.

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 28 April 2007 01:20 (eighteen years ago)

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