Taking Sides: Robot Archie v. The Steel Commando

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It's a comic characters of yesteryear thread. This time we're looking at those two android leviathans of weird British adventure comics.

The Steel Commando was this robot the British built in the second world war. He was indestructible and could pick up tanks and throw them around and stuff. Any Steel Commando story I've ever seen was rather dull - an endless succession of "Blimey! The Steel Commando has been hit at point blank range by an 88mm shell! Surely he can't survive that - oh, he can" type moments. You also got the impression the Steel Commando wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer. I suppose AI wasn't as developed back then.

Robot Archie, on the other hand, appeared in more contemporary stories, travelling the world and having adventures. He said things like "Bzzt" a lot, but he certainly fancied himself as a dapper and debonair playboy among robots. And he was incredibly vain - whenever he did anything he would say something like "Bzzzzt - I bet the Steel Commando wouldn't have been able to do that!". In later years he took to travelling through time and space in a TARDIS rip-off that looked like a giant chess piece, and latterly guest starred in Morrison-Yeowell's "Zenith", having memorably gone all acid house (he had "Speed Speed Ecstasy" and loads of smileys painted onto him and kept saying "Bzzzt - Acieeeed! Bzzzt").

They were both oldschool made of wrought iron robots - none of this moulded plastic shite.

And obviously Robot Archie is the coolest.

DV, Wednesday, 20 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

does anyone else have the slightest idea what I'm talking about?

incidentally, Robot Archie also appears in the recently available reprints of Moore/Davis' "Captain Britain", his name changed to Android Andy for copyright reasons.

DV, Wednesday, 20 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Robot Archie's friends would call him Tin Ribs.

Once he built a robot hippopotamus to travel around in for no obvious reason.

Robot Archie is brilliant.

DV, Thursday, 21 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I only know Robot Archie from his Zenith appearances. The bit where Zenith opens the door to find a huge smiley robot going "Speed Speed Ecstasy!" is the best end-of-episode cliffhanger in 2000AD ever.

You should do something people will know about DV like Conan vs Slaine.

Tom, Thursday, 21 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Also at one point Robot Archie gets the line "Kylie is Vera Lynn for Third World War!" which is great too.

Tom, Thursday, 21 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

You should do something people will know about DV like Conan vs Slaine.

I'm trying to educate people here! christ.

DV, Thursday, 21 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

My brother's had a story commissioned by 2000AD, by the way. I'm dead pleased. Sorry Al if this wasn't meant to be all over the boards.

Tom, Thursday, 21 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)


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