Best worst opening line for a movie's lead character

As in, doesn't matter if the movie is good or bad (the latter helps) but the opening line from a lead character (or the lead character) is so incredibly awful it is, in fact, perfect.

My contribution, as noted here, from Sean Penn in Shanghai Surprise:

"Where's my baggage, you castrated scab-ass crab lice?!"

YouTube clips of opening line choice welcome.