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There are many types of monkeys in the land. Which is the best? (For research purposes, we're including all kinds of primates in this clinical study)

Poll Results

Option	Votes
Secret Chimps(Lancelot Link & others)	5
Other (write in monkey selection w/ #2 pencil)	4
Bonoboes	4
Monkey w/ top hat, monocle & tails	3
Alvin Garrett of the 1983 Washington Redskins(according to Howard Cosell)	2
Monkey w/ Fez	2
Orangutans (this includes all Clint Eastwood primate sidekicks)	2
Japanese Christmas snow monkeys	2
Evil monkey henchman (think "Raiders of the Lost Ark")	1
Poo-flingers	1
Ham, first American chimp in SPACE!	1
Drunken Monkey Kung Fu	1
Gorillas	0
Howler monkeys	0
Drunken Homer Simpson	0
Planet of the Grape Apes	0
Giant Gorillas who fight Godzilla, trash NYC, etc	0

― kingfish, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:04 (eighteen years ago)

The snub-nosed ones in Planet Earth episode 2. I have seen howler monkeys in Guatemala and I hate them. Don't vote for howler monkeys, they are the bill o'reilly of monkeys.

― admrl, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

Don't vote for howler monkeys, they are the bill o'reilly of monkeys.

truer words were never spoken(typed)

― kingfish, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:08 (eighteen years ago)

FUCK ALL MONKEYS, ONLY PRO-SIMIANS DESERVE TO BE ACKNOWLEDGED.

― Abbott, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:13 (eighteen years ago)

You seem so bitter about this subject. What happened to raise your monkey ire?

― kingfish, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:15 (eighteen years ago)

i voted Monkey w/ Fez

― g®▲Ðұ, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:17 (eighteen years ago)

MANDRILL

― Oilyrags, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:21 (eighteen years ago)

Any monkey that is MY monkey.

And house trained.

And makes grilled-cheese sandwiches.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:33 (eighteen years ago)

No rhesus monkey, no credibility.

― Sara R-C, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

Evil monkey henchmen, obviously.

― chap, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:36 (eighteen years ago)

Though you missed out unicycling monkeys

― chap, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

Poor apes, always getting dragged down to monkey level.

― nabisco, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:41 (eighteen years ago)

srsly guys half those options aren't monkeys.

― jessie monster, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:42 (eighteen years ago)

This survey covers every form of monkey, simian or primate.

From monkeys to orangutans that flip you the bird to apes to chimps that have been launched into orbit. We cover all kinds.

― kingfish, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:43 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLKT2rbxZ9E

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:47 (eighteen years ago)

what about Squirrel Monkeys?

― The Real Dirty Vicar, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:55 (eighteen years ago)

Those might be acceptable.

― kingfish, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:56 (eighteen years ago)

I have started competitive thread, no offense to thee & thy #2 optioned poll, herr kingfish:

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=53470#unread

― Abbott, Monday, 30 April 2007 21:59 (eighteen years ago)

I just really hate monkeys, apes, etc.

― Abbott, Monday, 30 April 2007 22:00 (eighteen years ago)

what's the origin of this monkey-centric animus?

― kingfish, Monday, 30 April 2007 22:03 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.phoenixzoo.org/images/animals/squirrel_monkey.jpg

― The Real Dirty Vicar, Monday, 30 April 2007 22:04 (eighteen years ago)

can someone please provide me with:

A Rough Guide to Kingfish Threads That Have Nothing To Do With Politics, Religion, Science, History or Current Events

?

― g®▲Ðұ, Monday, 30 April 2007 22:07 (eighteen years ago)

Well, there was the one about burritos, and the one about the shitty new Nicolas Cage/PKD movie...

― kingfish, Monday, 30 April 2007 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

Squirrel monkey

http://www.kellyfowler.com/blog/uploaded_images/squirrel_monkey-743427.jpg

v's

Spider monkey

http://i.pbase.com/u30/sheila/upload/18896419.Spiderclosemediumsharpforweb.jpg

― Hard like armour, Monday, 30 April 2007 22:19 (eighteen years ago)

also, for other monkey enthusiasts, there's

http://www.monkeywire.org/

Monkeywire.org is the premier source of monkey and apes news for all primates. We cull articles from traditional news services and distributes them to subscribers, usually about five times per week.

Excellent for finding out about local monkey outbreaks, heroic apes, etc

― kingfish, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 04:05 (eighteen years ago)

how about a monkey skull?

http://a301.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00021/00/35/21045300_l.jpg

― latebloomer, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 04:14 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.uwm.edu/People/robertb5/MrTeeny.jpg

http://www.geocities.com/CapeCanaveral/8137/mojo6.jpg

― Trayce, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 04:20 (eighteen years ago)

It was the best of times, it was the blust of times.

― iiiijjjj, Tuesday, 1 May 2007 05:41 (eighteen years ago)

Hurry up and vote, poll is ending soon

― kingfish, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 15:14 (eighteen years ago)

why no spider monkey option? ;_;

― braveclub, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 15:17 (eighteen years ago)

b/c that's the way love goes. You can use that as a write-in option, tho.

― kingfish, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 15:19 (eighteen years ago)

Lancelot Link(and all Secret Chimps) wins!

― kingfish, Thursday, 3 May 2007 22:30 (eighteen years ago)

also,

http://www.orangeshag.com/images/p_monkey_tophat.jpg

beats out

http://www.fabulousfoods.com/images/storeimages/product/gifts/monkeys&p.jpg

by JUST one vote!

― kingfish, Thursday, 3 May 2007 22:32 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

Monkies need love too

― kingfish, Wednesday, 4 February 2009 20:13 (sixteen years ago)

Or monkeys, even

― kingfish, Wednesday, 4 February 2009 20:13 (sixteen years ago)

one year passes...

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01594/bum-headed-monkey_1594752i.jpg

awww I want to hug this monkey right now

― retarded candle burning at both ends (dyao), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 02:40 (fifteen years ago)

fuck the telegraph for that jpg name, the conservatives get elected and they think it's alright to go around disparaging monkeys WELL IT FUCKING ISN'T

snow monkeys are easily the best monkeys tho

― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 18 May 2010 11:39 (fifteen years ago)

http://blog.al.com/space-news/2009/05/large_baker3.JPG

Rhesus not being in the original poll is an incredible oversight and a disgrace to our country.

― ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 11:42 (fifteen years ago)

well i mean they all maybe got deported like that dude

― May be half naked, but knows a good headline when he sees it (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 11:43 (fifteen years ago)

omg

― ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 11:46 (fifteen years ago)

it's a shame howlers got no votes - went to Costa Rica one time and the sound of the howler monkeys at dawn is one of the eeriest most awesome sounds in the whole world - they're nature's rave siren

― in which we apologize for sobering up (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 12:38 (fifteen years ago)

Oh yes, I've heard recordings. They're awesome.

― ljagljana (kkvgz), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 12:43 (fifteen years ago)

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