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what are some phrases from ads you like hearing said?

― and what, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:07 (nineteen years ago)

i also like shit in car ads that i have no idea as to the meaning of, like "zero percent APR!!"

― and what, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:07 (nineteen years ago)

PABA FREE!

― jhøshea, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:09 (nineteen years ago)

MOIST TOWELETTE!

― jhøshea, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:10 (nineteen years ago)

I hate hearing the people in the commercial say "zoom zoom", but I love saying it myself, in a whispery Will Arnett voice as I feed mail into the postage machine (which is 10 years old and incredibly slow).

― nickalicious, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:11 (nineteen years ago)

TRIPLE FILTERED REVERSE OSMOSIS!!!

― jhøshea, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:12 (nineteen years ago)

having thick eyelashes is, of course, the first thing i look for in a girl.

(0% APR means that they won't charge you any interest on the loan. that said, the P in APR stands for percentage anyway.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Annual_percentage_rate)

the current furniture(?) advert where vernon kaye says 'half price' 100 bloody times in the space of 30 seconds annoys the fuck out of me.

i mourn the passing of "plenitude active liposomes".

― koogs, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:13 (nineteen years ago)

MICRODERMABRASION!

― jhøshea, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

I LIKE PEPSI!

― jhøshea, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

I LOVE YOU JUICY!

― jhøshea, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

Furry alarm clock!

― chap, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

HISTORIC HOME OF HIPPIES SEEKING ENLIGHTENMENT!

― jhøshea, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:16 (nineteen years ago)

BIMBO SUMMIT!

― jhøshea, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

Shick quatro! But you have to say it fast and loud...SHICKWATRO!

― nickalicious, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

"infusion"

― kenan, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

speaking of the SHICKWATRO i loved the sarcastic smug guy in the adds being all: four blades, too much right... WRONG!

― jhøshea, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:21 (nineteen years ago)

MICRODERMABRASION!

-- jhøshea, Thursday, May 3, 2007 12:14 PM (7 minutes ago)

DOLLARSTORE8080TM

― and what, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

"Nuts whole hazelnuts, UH!!!"

― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

i recently found out a friend of mine indulges in microdermabasion and i was all really like thats a real thing? i mean i knew it was real but it was just so abstract to me.

― jhøshea, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:25 (nineteen years ago)

i love reebok's new RUN EASY campaign

― cutty, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

microdermabrasion

― and what, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

zero point nine percent financing!

― and what, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

FINE LINES AND WRINKLES ARE VISIBLY REDUCED

― rrrobyn, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

"smoothie"

― kenan, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

hahaahahaa rrrobyn

― and what, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

eight hundred five eight eight, two three hundred, EMPIRE

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:35 (nineteen years ago)

I also like the punching sound effect they use in every Sonic commercial

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:35 (nineteen years ago)

goddammit, Tom

― horseshoe, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:35 (nineteen years ago)

"luscious, silky, creamy chocolate experience for you"

― kenan, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

FOR ME???

― kenan, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

"side effects may include gas with oily discharge"

― Stevie D, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

I love the "zoom zoom" and the Sega ad that says "It's thinking." However that whisper is mic'ed/recorded, it's got a puch that gets me RIGHT THERE.

― Laurel, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

*punch

― Laurel, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

xpost ew not that kind of chocolate experience

― kenan, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

How about the Bill Cosby kind?

― Stevie D, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

"Our insurance policies are made from the finest Ecuadorian cocoa beans"

― blueski, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:41 (nineteen years ago)

<i>Furry alarm clock!

-- chap,</i>

No! This creeps me out in many ways that I don't want to spell out on a public forum, under my real name. It's an awful, awful advert. BAN THIS SICK FILTH.

― Anna, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

eight hundred five eight eight, two three hundred, EMPIRE

Argh, now this is going to be stuck in my head all afternoon.

― Nicole, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

play it safe, SAFE AUTO!

― and what, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

something about the timbre of the geico caveman's voice unnerves me

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

"he's not a caveman, he's just a hairy asthmatic!"

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

FREE CREDIT REPORT DOT COM

― C0L1N B..., Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

the silent caveman on the airport walkway is the best

― and what, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

"Nuts whole hazelnuts, UH!!!"

Haha, wow, that's going back.

― DavidM, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

I have spent weeks trying to find out where I might be able to buy some Lindt Chocolate Ears.

― C J, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

"where your job is your credit"

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

"Big Naturals"

― will, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

xxxpost

It's the classics that stay with you.

― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.spotteddogs.org/images/funny_2005/AD-03.jpg

― félix pié, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.chainleader.com/archives/2006/11/images/storyboard5.jpg

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 3 May 2007 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

I have so much fun when FREECREDITREPORTS.COM ads come on!

In their NEWEST one, the guy starts out by saying, "I'm thinking of a number. It's 2 million. Do you know what that number is?" And then I get to yell, "It's my credit rating!" And THEN I get to sing along with their totally perfect song of their URL.

― Abbott, Thursday, 3 May 2007 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

I also love MONSTER TRUCK ads:

SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!

--or--

DOMINGO! DOMINGO! DOMINGO!

Both totally classic.

― Abbott, Thursday, 3 May 2007 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

i hate that guy with every single molecule of my being. the freecreditreport guy i mean.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 3 May 2007 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

I hate him too x10 but GOD that song is great.

― Abbott, Thursday, 3 May 2007 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

it's just that when he does that thing where he's like, "i'm thinking of a number between 100 and 800" (or whatever the specifics are) it's hard to restrain myself from yelling YR SAT SCORE? LOL and then punching my tv. this is probably why i just don't watch tv.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 3 May 2007 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

That's why the 2 million thing is great...it's actually 'the # of people who have got ~~fucked over by~~ used the site,' but there's a big enough pause I get to say it's my credit rating. Douche!

― Abbott, Thursday, 3 May 2007 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

it's just like
it's just like
a minimall

― M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, 3 May 2007 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

Rapcat is probably my son's favorite thing that he has seen on tv for the past year. He does this dance he made up which is aaaalmost a krump dance, only with cat-scratch mimicking motions. I never get tired of his rapcatting.

― nickalicious, Thursday, 3 May 2007 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

I know it's old but I have still not gotten completely over "I've fallen and I can't get up!".

― nickalicious, Thursday, 3 May 2007 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

BOSWELLOX
also
Hi, I'm Nadine Baggott

― Not the real Village People, Thursday, 3 May 2007 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

No wait:

MM Danone

― Not the real Village People, Thursday, 3 May 2007 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

"I'm Rula Lenska"

Also I once had a vision of my nerdy high school social studies teacher turning to our class and saying, all Stamos-like, "I love Neet girls." I wouldn't tell him why I was laughing hysterically and spent the class in the hallway.

― Dimension 5ive, Thursday, 3 May 2007 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

for those hard-to-reach areas

― rrrobyn, Thursday, 3 May 2007 22:48 (nineteen years ago)

"Now... seriously!"
(I'm pretty sure the Norton Furniture guy is God)

― Øystein, Thursday, 3 May 2007 22:50 (nineteen years ago)

I was just recently marveling at the incredible economy of the SAFE AUTO jingle. Genius.

Also: "parts, parts, gimme parts parts!" and "if you waaaant it, and you neeeeed it, just aaask us, and will geeeet it"

― Granny Dainger, Thursday, 3 May 2007 23:27 (nineteen years ago)

magically delicious

― Granny Dainger, Thursday, 3 May 2007 23:27 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, and 'part of a balanced breakfast'

I think the worst of all is 'please drink [x alcohol] responsibly'

― Abbott, Thursday, 3 May 2007 23:28 (nineteen years ago)

UH OH SPAGHETTTI_OHS

― 404 Error: Page Not Found, Thursday, 3 May 2007 23:39 (nineteen years ago)

i like the new dos equis ad with "the most interesting man in the world"

― félix pié, Thursday, 3 May 2007 23:42 (nineteen years ago)

yeah -- he doesn't get his dressing on the side, he gets it right there on the salad...SO THERE'S NO TURNING BACK

― Dimension 5ive, Friday, 4 May 2007 00:56 (nineteen years ago)

"GET YOUR BACKSIDE TRACKSIDE!"

― haitch, Friday, 4 May 2007 01:12 (nineteen years ago)

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