Liza Minellis Wedding Registry

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cause liza needs love

― , Thursday, 21 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

why does she need 12 $3000 platters? what a freak. I'll send her a colander from Target.

― Samantha, Thursday, 21 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

really it is the weirdest list i have seen , the parmesan knives at 150 dollars

― anthony, Thursday, 21 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

what exactly *is* a parmesan knife?

― Samantha, Thursday, 21 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

http://images.della.com/images-d/catalog/live/10710/product/9/ 10337445_m.jpg

― Kris, Thursday, 21 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

A rather dubious looking instrument.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 21 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I really couldn't have that in the house. I'm so glad I'm not marrying Liza Minnelli.

― N., Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

20 soap dishes? At $495 a pop?

― Dan Perry, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I wish I was marrying Liza Minelli, this stuff is the shit.

― Ally, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

But Ally, who would be able to afford this stuff? I mean, the whole point of a registry is to get people to buy you stuff, and even if I had the money my cheap ass isn't paying $495 for ONE soap dish, even if you are hellaciously cool.

― Dan Perry, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Dan Perry handily points out why he is not one of Liza Minelli's friends.

― Nitsuh, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ah, but he is my friend, so all is well.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I wouldn't be such a freaking head up my ass celebrity to order $500 soap dishes when they are people starving in the world.

― Samantha, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Well then, Samantha, be nice to the uber-leftist who says "I wouldn't be such a head-up-ass middle-class suburbanite to shell out $X a month for internet access when there are etc. etc. etc."

The beautiful trick to American capitalism is the way we all convince ourselves that our level of wealth is of optimal reasonability and then cast pity and disdain on everyone else.

― Nitsuh, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

(Didn't mean that as snarkily as it read, just pointing out relativity of expenditures; imaginary Liza is right now entertaining in Brunei and saying "How can these oil-rich ass-heads etc. when there are etc." and feeling quite reasonable about herself.)

― Nitsuh, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

But where do the Brunei dudes complain, is what I want to know? Maybe they sit around and rip Gates a new one.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

four months pass...

We think this lady needs serious psychiatric help.

― Fritz and Karen Gray, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I know, someone has to dust the silverware

― Queen Don't you point those squiggly things at G, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

We're registered at fucking Bed Bath and Beyond and the most expensive thing is a friggin $39 chrome bread box. My automobile is worth less than some of the things on her list.

― Chris, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I wonder what Michael Jackson bought her. Probably a sterling silver bust of the elephant man or bubbles the monkey.

― Chris, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

probably a platinum-cast of his last 8 year old conquest

― Queen of the Porches Leaving Their Men Club G, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

A picture of himself before he transformed into Diana Ross?

― Chris, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

A picture of Diana Ross before she transformed into Carlton Palmer?

― Matt, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ok, what do you use a $70 spoon for? Really. Please tell.

― Karen Gray, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

yr ass needs cleaning.

― anthony, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

that's expensive shit!

ba-boom

― Queen of the Porches Leaving Their Men Club G, Wednesday, 26 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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