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I am 21 and this is probably the last sober ILX post I will ever make.

― jessie monster, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:22 (eighteen years ago)

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:22 (eighteen years ago)

DRUNK.

Happy birthday!

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:22 (eighteen years ago)

dude will you buy me some beer? i'll be on the other side of that dumpster. don't just take my money OK???

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:23 (eighteen years ago)

I am kind of wishing I didn't drink before so I could unleash the powerful fury of southern drinking on all my unsuspecting friends tonight.

― jessie monster, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:24 (eighteen years ago)

happy birfday!

― kingfish, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:26 (eighteen years ago)

yr new ilx posting station:

http://samaryn.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/southern-comfort.jpg

― kenan, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:26 (eighteen years ago)

southern drinking will rule the day.

happy bday homie!

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:27 (eighteen years ago)

Happy future legal drunkenhoodedness!

― kv_nol, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:28 (eighteen years ago)

Just remember to follow my lead and ~~drink in moderation~~ avoid cops.

― John Justen, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:29 (eighteen years ago)

you seem older

― RJG, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:31 (eighteen years ago)

BANGARANG!!!!!1!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v713/drunkenchipmunk/normal_hook_1865.jpg

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:34 (eighteen years ago)

I am operating purely on birthday excitement right now. I had to get up at 8 and starting crashing off my energy drink an hour ago. :/

― jessie monster, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:35 (eighteen years ago)

THIS WILL HELP:
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a39/miss-rebecca/HAPPY-BIRTHDAY-OTTERS.jpg

― John Justen, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:36 (eighteen years ago)

happy b-day monster!

― latebloomer, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:36 (eighteen years ago)

OMG I SHARE A BIRFDAY WITH OTTERS????

― jessie monster, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:37 (eighteen years ago)

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 808080808080808080

well xpost but that too

OK TOO MANY XPOSTS NOW

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:37 (eighteen years ago)

Happy birthday!!!!

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:37 (eighteen years ago)

Happy birthday.

Plus, salud!

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:39 (eighteen years ago)

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― latebloomer, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:43 (eighteen years ago)

happy birthday jessie! you rule!

― jaymc, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:44 (eighteen years ago)

thank you to everyone so far!! I do not know if I will has internets this weekend so if I do not thank you in a timely manner it is not my fault really.

― jessie monster, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:45 (eighteen years ago)

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yay!

― jhøshea, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:45 (eighteen years ago)

um
file:///Users/js/Documents/web%20sites/scoopsnoodle.com/adam_schefter/guess_papers.gif
yay

― jhøshea, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:46 (eighteen years ago)

lololol

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:46 (eighteen years ago)

http://scoopsnoodle.com/lix/yay.gif

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:47 (eighteen years ago)

thats me btw ^^

― jhøshea, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:48 (eighteen years ago)

happy birthday jessie monster!

― onimo, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:48 (eighteen years ago)

happy birthday

― RJG, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:49 (eighteen years ago)

http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/3779/alkiebirthdaydb5.jpg

― alkie cat, Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:50 (eighteen years ago)

omg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 10 May 2007 14:50 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.buffalokdphi.com/animated-ballerina-birthday-cake.gif

― the table is the table, Thursday, 10 May 2007 15:01 (eighteen years ago)

feliz cumpleanos!
now go by a drink

― Ms Misery, Thursday, 10 May 2007 15:01 (eighteen years ago)

Happy birthday!

― Rock Hardy, Thursday, 10 May 2007 15:02 (eighteen years ago)

h (drunken) b, jtm!

― grimly fiendish, Thursday, 10 May 2007 15:06 (eighteen years ago)

Habby Burfdee (hic) t'you Zhezzie.

― Michael White, Thursday, 10 May 2007 15:08 (eighteen years ago)

awwwwwwwww...

― baaderonixx, Thursday, 10 May 2007 15:19 (eighteen years ago)

happy birthday! you fresh-faced young scamp

― mookieproof, Thursday, 10 May 2007 15:25 (eighteen years ago)

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/nom-nom-nom.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 10 May 2007 15:30 (eighteen years ago)

HAHA omg that is great

― kenan, Thursday, 10 May 2007 15:32 (eighteen years ago)

latebloomer, do you know brad x?

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 10 May 2007 15:35 (eighteen years ago)

Happy birthday. If someone offers you a "Tidal Wave" shot, do not accept it.

― dan m, Thursday, 10 May 2007 15:37 (eighteen years ago)

Also, veto the cement mixer, because some asshole is certain to try to order it for you.

― John Justen, Thursday, 10 May 2007 15:39 (eighteen years ago)

happy b-day dood

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 10 May 2007 15:40 (eighteen years ago)

lemon drops are acceptable, i think. go that direction.

― kenan, Thursday, 10 May 2007 15:41 (eighteen years ago)

happy birthday! there's nothing wrong with the cement mixer, i'd recommend lime ahead of lemon though

― Just got offed, Thursday, 10 May 2007 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

whoot, happy birthday.

― Ed, Thursday, 10 May 2007 15:43 (eighteen years ago)

Advice from my 21st: Your friend who is telling you to chug the Jack, he is not your friend. Okay, he's probably your best friend. He's still a bastard.

Do it anyway.

Happy birthday. Now don't go making any stupid shirts or anything.

http://www.marriedtothesea.com/gallery-booze.jpg

― en i see kay, Thursday, 10 May 2007 15:49 (eighteen years ago)

YOu should try to find a bar that can serve you the "Nipsy Russell".

― John Justen, Thursday, 10 May 2007 15:57 (eighteen years ago)

See, I was so excited about it that I started out in all caps.

― John Justen, Thursday, 10 May 2007 15:57 (eighteen years ago)

Happy birthday!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/lancashire/fun_stuff/2002/08/01/alcohol270.jpg

― ailsa, Thursday, 10 May 2007 16:15 (eighteen years ago)

yes! ^^^^

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 10 May 2007 16:17 (eighteen years ago)

http://bailey.aros.net/nature/images/Ground%20Squirrel.jpg

when do we drink

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Thursday, 10 May 2007 16:25 (eighteen years ago)

no more lying about your age to unsuspecting bartenders when you come visit new york, jessie.

― ian, Thursday, 10 May 2007 16:34 (eighteen years ago)

Hey, happy birthday!!!

(I love that Alkie Cat looks like he's going to be sick down the side of the sofa)

― Madchen, Thursday, 10 May 2007 16:34 (eighteen years ago)

Happy Birthday d00d! Still gonna try my best to see you later tonight.

― call all destroyer, Thursday, 10 May 2007 17:10 (eighteen years ago)

(I love that Alkie Cat looks like he's going to be sick down the side of the sofa)

OH NOES ROCK BOTTOM

― kenan, Thursday, 10 May 2007 17:11 (eighteen years ago)

It is time for you to make a very momentous decision.

For one must pick a side.

The Grape or the Grain? Let it never be the twain.

― Oilyrags, Thursday, 10 May 2007 17:13 (eighteen years ago)

The correct answer, btw, is Grain.

― Oilyrags, Thursday, 10 May 2007 17:13 (eighteen years ago)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

― HI DERE, Thursday, 10 May 2007 17:13 (eighteen years ago)

Happy burfday!

― Roz, Thursday, 10 May 2007 17:13 (eighteen years ago)

Congratulations.

― Dimension 5ive, Thursday, 10 May 2007 17:15 (eighteen years ago)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GET BOMBED YES

― gff, Thursday, 10 May 2007 17:16 (eighteen years ago)

OMG HAPPPYY BIRRTTHHDAAAYYYYY!! yaaay 21-yr-old smart girl!!

in the words of my mom - 'be good. and if you can't be good, be careful.'

― rrrobyn, Thursday, 10 May 2007 17:18 (eighteen years ago)

Happy Birrrrthday! Make sure you're sick on the guy who buys the dirty pint

― stet, Thursday, 10 May 2007 17:20 (eighteen years ago)

Happy birthday young monster!

― Archel, Thursday, 10 May 2007 17:28 (eighteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/lunacee/beerbirthday.jpg

Happy birthday!

(PS: Excedrine Migraine works REALLY well on hangovers. You know, just in case.)

― luna, Thursday, 10 May 2007 17:45 (eighteen years ago)

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c144/aphrabehn/newsbeerkitty.jpg

― kingfish, Thursday, 10 May 2007 19:01 (eighteen years ago)

Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!

― ENBB, Thursday, 10 May 2007 19:03 (eighteen years ago)

JESSIE I DON'T SEE WHY WE CAN'T HAVE A DRINK SOMETIMES, BOSTON AND PROVIDENCE ARE PRACTICALLY ON TOP OF EACH OTHER

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 10 May 2007 19:06 (eighteen years ago)

easy there, Subliminal Man.

― kenan, Thursday, 10 May 2007 19:10 (eighteen years ago)

zing!

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 10 May 2007 19:11 (eighteen years ago)

Hey hey, Mr. Projector, I'm a fag FYI

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 10 May 2007 19:12 (eighteen years ago)

I know, i just couldn't resist.

― kenan, Thursday, 10 May 2007 19:15 (eighteen years ago)

Have a wonderful blurry birthday Jessie!

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 10 May 2007 19:53 (eighteen years ago)

Happy Birthday! Avoid any shot that has the words "on acid" at the end...

― Andi Mags, Thursday, 10 May 2007 19:59 (eighteen years ago)

If anyone tries to order you a "Stoplight", punch them in the throat.

― John Justen, Thursday, 10 May 2007 21:07 (eighteen years ago)

JESSIE HAPPY BIRTHDAY STAY REAL FOREVER

― max, Thursday, 10 May 2007 21:13 (eighteen years ago)

this thread made me want to drink earlier on, but i forgot and oh well too late now. Happy Birthday!

― Gukbe, Thursday, 10 May 2007 21:14 (eighteen years ago)

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m64/eljeffebonanza/BLOODDIAMONDS.jpg

― kenan, Thursday, 10 May 2007 21:30 (eighteen years ago)

Happy birthday! May everyone bow down to you tonight.

― Hard like armour, Thursday, 10 May 2007 22:15 (eighteen years ago)

I thought you were older too, at least.....24.

Happy Birthday!

― Ronan, Thursday, 10 May 2007 22:38 (eighteen years ago)

Woo! Happy 21st Jessie! Hope yours is as awesome and drunken as mine assuredly was :D You rule!

― Trayce, Thursday, 10 May 2007 22:42 (eighteen years ago)

Happy birthday. HAVE FUNK.

― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Thursday, 10 May 2007 22:50 (eighteen years ago)

have an awesome birthday!

― c sharp major, Thursday, 10 May 2007 23:33 (eighteen years ago)

Happy Birthday Jessie!
you go!

― Wrinklepaws, Thursday, 10 May 2007 23:42 (eighteen years ago)

lol. happy birthday jessie!

― mitya, Friday, 11 May 2007 06:36 (eighteen years ago)

In case you can still read: happy birthday!

― StanM, Friday, 11 May 2007 06:48 (eighteen years ago)

why is carpet donkey staring at me from this thread

― electricsound, Friday, 11 May 2007 07:57 (eighteen years ago)

latebloomer, do you know brad x?

-- chicago kevin, Thursday, May 10, 2007 10:35 AM (Yesterday)

ha no i just got that off of google image search

― latebloomer, Friday, 11 May 2007 08:01 (eighteen years ago)

ok, he's kind of an original. 300 lb. punk dude from green bay or there abouts.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 11 May 2007 08:27 (eighteen years ago)

LOLZ THANK YOU EVERYONE.

I drank a "poon pang" (champagne and IPA). And at one point my bar stool was confiscated and I had to finish a pitcher of PBR before I could sit down. And I ate a big rare hamburger with chedder and bacon in ten seconds. And I played Big Buck Hunter for an hour. This was all before 11PM.

Tonight: I CONQUER CAMBRIDGE.

Also elmo it is merely a MATTER OF TIME before we has beerz.

― jessie monster, Friday, 11 May 2007 17:09 (eighteen years ago)

oh yeah and I wasn't that hungover this morning!

― jessie monster, Friday, 11 May 2007 17:10 (eighteen years ago)

And I played Big Buck Hunter for an hour.

This was the missing piece of the puzzle I could have used on my 21st.

― Gukbe, Friday, 11 May 2007 17:18 (eighteen years ago)

oh man i like playing big buck hunter when i'm drunk too! they have it at the sorta lame bar that's my "local" these days

― river wolf, Friday, 11 May 2007 17:53 (eighteen years ago)

oh they have it at pharmacy but we never play it because, well, i think it'd ruin the mystique of big buck hunter if we played it.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 11 May 2007 18:08 (eighteen years ago)

they have it at the sorta lame bar that's my "local" these days

Your use of quotes makes me feel relieved that I'm not the only one who finds Kevin's regular use of this term unfamiliar.

― jaymc, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:14 (eighteen years ago)

Glad to hear you weren't hungover. You were in, shall we say, good shape at 11. Anyway, it was excellent to see you. Where are you going in Cambridge?

― call all destroyer, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:34 (eighteen years ago)

GRENDEL'S DEN. and then the Brattle for a Kurt Russell double feature yeah.

― jessie monster, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:36 (eighteen years ago)

Grendel's is OK, go to Shea's across the street. I think my friends Clay and Sean might be going to the Brattle thing. They tried to get me to come but I have a mostly-hate relationship with movies.

― call all destroyer, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:46 (eighteen years ago)

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