Could America Become an Islamic Theocracy?

Minneapolis: "Yet the same school last year banned a campus coffee cart from playing Christmas carols."

i can never remember whether america is a church state or about to ban christianity

No. Next question.

it could be a fun change of pace

The architecture would improve.

I just hope they wait until I'm finished with The Satanic Verse to do it

is that a real book cover???

i kinda wanna see what the 00's equivalent of Red Dawn would be like

I'm sure some right-wing crank is writing it even as we speak

(starring Mel Gibson and John Rhys Davies!)

Home invasion gone wrong for [illegal] criminals

Two illegal aliens, Ralphel Resindez 23 and Enrico Garza 26, probably believed they would easily overpower a home alone 11 year old Patricia Harrington after her father had left their two story home.

It seems the two crooks never learned two things, they were in Montana and Patricia had been a clay shooting champion since she was nine. Patricia was in her upstairs room when the two men broke through the front door of the house. She quickly ran to her father's room and grabbed his 12 gauge Mossberg 500 shotgun.

Resindez was the first to get up to the second floor only to be the first to catch a near point blank blast of buck shot from the 11 year olds knee crouch aim. He suffered fatal wounds to his abdomen and genitals. When Garza ran to the foot of the stairs, he took a blast to the left shoulder and staggered out into the street where he bled to death before medical help could arrive.

It was found out later that Resindez was armed with a stolen 45 caliber handgun he took from another home invasion robbery. The victim, 50 year old David Burien, was not so lucky as he died from stab wounds to the chest.

Patricia, you just improved the gene pool. You have my everlasting admiration and gratitude.

is that from Ted Nugent's BedTime Stories for Young Gun Enthusiasts?

So, I take it the consensus in regard to the thread question is 'no', since we've already moved on to other, more exciting topics. That seems right to me, too. Question settled.