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My co-worker, Anne, her BF's name is Joe White. My boss is so tickled that his name is SO generic that he sent us this email:

There is a contest to find a nickname for Joe White, Anne's boyfriend.

Only the personnel of 13th Div Puco circuit Court may participate. However, you may consult with outside sources including but not limited to the internet, baby naming books, your worthless friends, etc.

The winner will be decided by Joe White. That is, that if he thinks the nickname is one that is worthy of his use, either part or full time, then the person who suggested the name will be the winner.

I will give a prize to the winner.

The prize is a secret and depends on who the winner is.

This is harder than it sounds! Please give suggestions/ideas to help me get the wheels turning!

― Ai Lien, Thursday, 10 May 2007 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

HAMBONE.

― John Justen, Thursday, 10 May 2007 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

T-BONE

― max, Thursday, 10 May 2007 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

BOXCAR.

― Dimension 5ive, Thursday, 10 May 2007 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

ZOOT SUIT.

― Dimension 5ive, Thursday, 10 May 2007 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

White Jesus

― Jordan, Thursday, 10 May 2007 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

JOE WHITE FLASH.

― Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 10 May 2007 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

STREET JUSTICE

― max, Thursday, 10 May 2007 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

JOE WHITE POWER

― max, Thursday, 10 May 2007 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

your worthless friends, etc.

That's pretty presumptuous, no?

― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 10 May 2007 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

POPPA SUEY

― John Justen, Thursday, 10 May 2007 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

fever, yes. my boss is a lovable, weird, strange asshole.

― Ai Lien, Thursday, 10 May 2007 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

you had me @ hambone.

― Ai Lien, Thursday, 10 May 2007 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

WHITE JOE

― max, Thursday, 10 May 2007 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

JOE WHITE POWER
WHITE POWER JOE
MIGHTY JOE WHITE
JOE "THE WHITE MAN" WHITE

or consult the following:
http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=41&threadid=24172

― Sparkle Motion, Thursday, 10 May 2007 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

Knuckles

― crackaphone bro, Thursday, 10 May 2007 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

I know a guy named Joe White, but he's black.

― Jordan, Thursday, 10 May 2007 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

Joe "Not" White

― Sparkle Motion, Thursday, 10 May 2007 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

Whitey McPaleboy

― Rock Hardy, Thursday, 10 May 2007 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

Diamond Joe White or Mean Joe White

― brownie, Thursday, 10 May 2007 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

there used to be a dj at the disco station in boston named sunny jo white.

i like furious joe white.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 10 May 2007 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

Joe "Titanium" White

― Jaq, Thursday, 10 May 2007 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

pederast joe

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 10 May 2007 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

Joe "Titanium" White

Awesome. Alternatively, Joe "Cremnitz" White, Joe "Permalba" White.

― Sparkle Motion, Thursday, 10 May 2007 22:38 (nineteen years ago)

Meet Joe White

― Ronan, Thursday, 10 May 2007 22:39 (nineteen years ago)

White Knight

― Ronan, Thursday, 10 May 2007 22:40 (nineteen years ago)

Joe Snow

― Ste, Friday, 11 May 2007 09:33 (nineteen years ago)

mt blanc (if he's big)
joe "me old china" white
snowballs

― zappi, Friday, 11 May 2007 09:54 (nineteen years ago)

j-kit

― g-kit, Friday, 11 May 2007 09:55 (nineteen years ago)

Blanco

Snowstorm

Pojo (because poor Joe, because no nickname)

Nickname

Zeppo (because Joseph)

― accentmonkey, Friday, 11 May 2007 10:06 (nineteen years ago)

Joe White And The Seven Dwarves

Joe-Balls

Great White

Joe Ghost

Casper

I like 'Mighty Joe White' personally the best.

― Ste, Friday, 11 May 2007 10:38 (nineteen years ago)

there's a flaw in this plan - the best nicknames are initially hated by the nicknamee

like when people started calling me "big nasty"

― Tracer Hand, Friday, 11 May 2007 10:46 (nineteen years ago)

Or consult the following
http://www.ilxor.com:8080/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=22255

― Madchen, Friday, 11 May 2007 12:02 (nineteen years ago)

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