DIET PUNS: Are you ready for some more DIET PUN-ISHMENT? Chew on these.
1. BEING OVERWEIGHT IS NO WEIGH TO LIVE. --D. Worona
2. Have you heard of the Mexican ghost named Jose?
They call him, "NO WEIGH, JOSE." --Dan Worona
3. I tried to make the plump ladies see the error of their weighs.
--Dan Worona
4. NOTHING DENTURED, NOTHING GAINED.
5. Overweight? Remember, you earn your weigh.
Before going on a diet, get the "SKINNY" because you cannot have it both weighs.
--Dan Worona
6. Some things are worth the WEIGHT.
(Ice cream and chocolate, to name a few.)
--D. Worona
7. The BBQ King Dan Worona is a GRATE guy.
(Original pun by guess who?)
8. LET US HURRY UP AND FINISH OUR SALAD. THEN, MAYBE, IF WE MUSTARD UP ENOUGH SPEED, WE MIGHT KETCHUP WITH THOSE HOT DOGS AT THE MAYO CLINIC AND RELISH THE MOMENT. THE FIRST HOT DOG TO GET THERE WAS DECLARED THE WIENER. FRANKLY, THE RACE IS NOT OVER, BUT DON'T DISPAIR, THE WURST IS YET TO COME. ---Dan Worona
9. Great googly moogely! He lost a lot of weight.
HE WENT OUT OF HIS WEIGH TO DO IT. --Dan Worona
10. RELISH TODAY. KETCHUP TOMORROW.
11. WOKING IS CAUSING QUITE A STIR. --Dan Worona
12. Diet slogan: ARE YOU GOING THE WRONG WEIGH? -Dan Worona
13. DIETING IS A MATTER OF LIFE AND BREADTH.
--Dan Worona
14. Here is a death sentence: IF YOU EAT LOTS OF FAT AND GREASE, YOU WILL CEASE. --Daniel L. Worona
15. Diet and Fitness pun:
Some people trade TIT-FOR-TAT;
healthy people trade FIT-FOR-FAT.
Woriginal by Daniel L. Worona "Rara Avis"
(That means, if you put it on your Web site, give Daniel L. Worona credit!!!)
― and what, Friday, 11 May 2007 15:49 (eighteen years ago)