bible kitsch

hahaha, the return of the datomana models.

Wait, howcum the three wisemen there go from being three persian zoroastrian magicians to a multicultural three amigos from widely disparate geographical locations?

Where was that thread on those "Jesus watches over you at your dayjob" pencil sketchs? My fave was Jesus hanging out with an obviously constipated truck-driving Randy Travis.

― kingfish, Friday, 11 May 2007 17:19 (eighteen years ago)

http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/holylandshop_1939_40340575

― latebloomer, Friday, 11 May 2007 17:20 (eighteen years ago)

spikenard?

― Just got offed, Friday, 11 May 2007 17:21 (eighteen years ago)

the most painful spice imaginable

― latebloomer, Friday, 11 May 2007 17:21 (eighteen years ago)

Hebrew: nerd

( http://www.biblefragrances.net/nard.html )

― StanM, Saturday, 12 May 2007 09:36 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah those xian tshirt girls are disturbingly cute.

And that jesus golf statue is just plain DISTURBING. What is jesus doing to that little girl aargh.

― Trayce, Saturday, 12 May 2007 10:46 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a127/a127.gif

― milo z, Saturday, 12 May 2007 17:02 (eighteen years ago)

An old one:
http://markjberry.blogs.com/way_out_west/testamints.gif

― C0L1N B..., Saturday, 12 May 2007 17:52 (eighteen years ago)

I love that TshirtHell sells things in up to 5XL. WHO BUYS 5XL?!!!

― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 12 May 2007 17:56 (eighteen years ago)

The arts/crafts store Hobby Lobby sells Testamints. It's like seeing an anvil or an inflatable swimming pool floater with a horsey head...one of those things I'm baffled when I see in real life.

― Abbott, Saturday, 12 May 2007 18:03 (eighteen years ago)

lol jesus died for pedro

― s1ocki, Saturday, 12 May 2007 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

http://waffleimages.nwpshost.com/files/a9/a9bb41efaf9aba7e5d0cbf41545e7e626c5b26a6.png

― kingfish, Saturday, 12 May 2007 18:24 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.chick.com/tractimages51390/0022/0022_22.gif

― King Kitty, Saturday, 12 May 2007 22:49 (eighteen years ago)

http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/christiandollarstore_1948_4589079

Guys I had this on a hat.

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 12 May 2007 23:03 (eighteen years ago)

Looking at those little kitsch dioramas where Jesus is helping kids playing sport, I found myself unable to stop wondering if they made one where Jesus assists a loving Christian couple in their lovemaking.

― moley, Saturday, 12 May 2007 23:11 (eighteen years ago)

Jesus be fluffin'.

― Rock Hardy, Saturday, 12 May 2007 23:15 (eighteen years ago)

Hard for Christ.

― moley, Saturday, 12 May 2007 23:40 (eighteen years ago)

Sorry.

― moley, Saturday, 12 May 2007 23:40 (eighteen years ago)

jesus people

― latebloomer, Sunday, 13 May 2007 00:49 (eighteen years ago)

for christ's sake.

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 13 May 2007 00:49 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.hommedeterre.net/blog/images/2005/12/29/inri.gif

if i had a working camera, i'd post my personal collection of hologram jesus photos - they're a lot more kitsch and a lot less "i will haunt your dreams" than this one...

― anhell*ca, Monday, 14 May 2007 01:55 (eighteen years ago)

fuck.

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 14 May 2007 02:05 (eighteen years ago)

I think my grandma had that shit.

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 14 May 2007 02:09 (eighteen years ago)

INRI = I'm Nailed Right In?

― Laurel, Monday, 14 May 2007 03:07 (eighteen years ago)

"Plug into God without unplugging from life."

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 14 May 2007 15:46 (eighteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v134/tracerhand/fullcircle.jpg

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 17 May 2007 12:32 (eighteen years ago)

― sleep, Thursday, 17 May 2007 14:10 (eighteen years ago)

i don't know if this thread is meant to be a contest, but tracer has clearly won here

― latebloomer, Thursday, 17 May 2007 14:33 (eighteen years ago)

Why is Jesus stealing that man's skag? Surely that's not the spirit of the thing at all.

― accentmonkey, Thursday, 17 May 2007 14:43 (eighteen years ago)

OMG, the WWJD t-shirts are only $7! I really want one.

― accentmonkey, Thursday, 17 May 2007 14:49 (eighteen years ago)

Jesus, aka William S. "Borrows"

― latebloomer, Friday, 18 May 2007 03:39 (eighteen years ago)

holy shit

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 18 May 2007 04:51 (eighteen years ago)

gotta love the gun--playing card--nunchuck trifecta

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 18 May 2007 04:52 (eighteen years ago)

JUNKIE MARTYR JESUS!!! I want him in my home.

― iiiijjjj, Friday, 18 May 2007 05:35 (eighteen years ago)

Hard for Christ.

http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys/images/t-div-1353.jpg

― Jenny, Friday, 18 May 2007 23:57 (eighteen years ago)

three years pass...

datomana models RIP

― zorn_bond.mp3, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 02:14 (fourteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v134/tracerhand/fullcircle.jpg

^^^all time

love the skull on the lamp table and numchucks hangin' on the door. classic.

― third sock from the sun (latebloomer), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 02:31 (fourteen years ago)

Jesus looks so sad to be takin' that H for his sins.

― 17th Century Catholic Spain (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 02:34 (fourteen years ago)

wondering what it means to be playing a hand w/ only a king of hearts and a joker

― dayo, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 03:09 (fourteen years ago)

#deepthoughts

― dayo, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 03:09 (fourteen years ago)

It's an allegory -- the candle stands for one's life burning out, the cigarettes are death, the gun is violence, the cocaine is drugs, the whiskey is gettin' wasted

― Bobby Short, Wayne Shorter (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 03:17 (fourteen years ago)

"Plug into God without unplugging from life."

― Ned Raggett, Monday, May 14, 2007 11:46 AM Bookmark

This is very much like my idea for an mp3 player loaded with jewish texts called the ChaiPod.

― Bobby Short, Wayne Shorter (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 03:18 (fourteen years ago)

saw a commercial for BODY GOSPEL yesterday, aerobics set to praise & worship music

― zorn_bond.mp3, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 03:43 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.forward.com/workspace/assets/images/articles/Heroes-of-the-torah=112509.jpg

― your favorite homoerotic savior imagery (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 03:55 (fourteen years ago)

still can't over the trompe l'oeil of jesus's arm merging with the guy

― dayo, Tuesday, 26 October 2010 05:04 (fourteen years ago)

one year passes...

DATOmana rip apparently

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 3 March 2012 09:25 (thirteen years ago)

like the actual company, i saw an occupy dude in a "hell sucks" shirt straight outta this thread and he was like "yeah dude i got like a bagful of these shirts last winter they were liquidating"

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 3 March 2012 09:26 (thirteen years ago)

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