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Are you SEXUALLY ACTIVE?!?!

Poll Results

Option	Votes
"WHY NO, Mr. Weatherbee!!! I let BETTY and VERONICA DO ALL THE WORK!!!"	3
"GULP! Mr. Weatherbee, you know I'll do ANYTHING FOR LOVE, but I WON'T DO THAT!!!"	2
"Weatherbee, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!? I'm like the FUCK JESUS of RIVERDALE!!!"	2
"C'mere, big boy - I'll TELL YA for a DOLLAR!"	2

― Mr. Weatherbee, Saturday, 12 May 2007 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

I need to diet. I can't even find my cock.

― Mr. Weatherbee, Saturday, 12 May 2007 23:45 (nineteen years ago)

I always thought you were fucking the lunch lady when you weren't busy talking away all the students' transistor radios and then accidentally getting hooked on the crazy kids music.

― Abbott, Sunday, 13 May 2007 00:09 (nineteen years ago)

Nah, it's him and Pops Tate, on the down low.

Try not to think too much about it.

― Oilyrags, Sunday, 13 May 2007 00:22 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Wednesday, 31 December 2008 00:01 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Thursday, 1 January 2009 00:01 (seventeen years ago)

seven months pass...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090814/ap_en_ot/us_archie_comic_protest

ARCHIE LOVES BETTY is the new STARBUCK IS A MAN

― The Love Song of J Alfred Pluot (Oilyrags), Friday, 14 August 2009 17:12 (seventeen years ago)

Yeah, I saw that story on the front page of the Sun-Times today. I'm gonna boycott Archie comics now, too. This is some straight malarkey.

― another thoroughly exhausting autotuned song about The Club (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 14 August 2009 17:56 (seventeen years ago)

ten months pass...

WAT

― ô_o (Nicole), Thursday, 17 June 2010 16:19 (sixteen years ago)

I *love* that drawing of a shitty, generic Riverdale Edward!

― breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Thursday, 17 June 2010 18:36 (sixteen years ago)

btw I don't think anything gets my LIZARD BRAIN hyped up more than seeing the word ARCHIE.

― breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Thursday, 17 June 2010 18:37 (sixteen years ago)

The indignant Archie backwards profile is also suitably austere.

― breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Thursday, 17 June 2010 18:38 (sixteen years ago)

I don't think I've ever seen Archie look so brooding and nonplussed. And to be fair to Veronica, fake comic Edward is much more attractive than any of the dudes in Riverdale.

― ô_o (Nicole), Thursday, 17 June 2010 19:26 (sixteen years ago)

iirc he has introduced Riverdale to the cheekbone.

― breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Thursday, 17 June 2010 23:49 (sixteen years ago)

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