A thread in which to brainstorm one-liners for action movies

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inspired by the trailer for die hard 4.0 which goes something like:

'damn, you totally shot that dude!'
'i know right'

That one guy that quit, Monday, 14 May 2007 14:44 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

custos time

That one guy that quit, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 13:14 (eighteen years ago)

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, Wednesday, 4 July 2007 13:34 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.slate.com/id/2169130/

you're on my list, motherfucker.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 9 July 2007 12:40 (eighteen years ago)

"I don't need a doctor; I need another clip."

Aimless, Monday, 9 July 2007 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

"You're on my list, motherfucker."

Aimless, Monday, 9 July 2007 16:57 (eighteen years ago)

"When I want to hear snappy one-liners, I buy a movie ticket."

Aimless, Monday, 9 July 2007 16:59 (eighteen years ago)

"What was that about? You think you're some kind of Bond James Bond?"

Aimless, Monday, 9 July 2007 17:02 (eighteen years ago)

"I'm gonna make you my bitch"

The Real Dirty Vicar, Monday, 9 July 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

"Now that's a dead son of a bitch!"

Johnny Fever, Monday, 9 July 2007 19:46 (eighteen years ago)

"No, doctors told I'm allergic to murder and mayhem."

The Macallan 18 Year, Monday, 9 July 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

"Boom... That's what she said"

Spencer Chow, Monday, 9 July 2007 21:50 (eighteen years ago)

"Nice tux"

Spencer Chow, Monday, 9 July 2007 21:50 (eighteen years ago)

(some of these have extensive context which I won't go into)

Spencer Chow, Monday, 9 July 2007 21:50 (eighteen years ago)

"It's gettin' a little hot in here, I think we need some ventilation"

Spencer Chow, Monday, 9 July 2007 21:51 (eighteen years ago)

"Guns? Nah. BIG Guns."

Spencer Chow, Monday, 9 July 2007 21:52 (eighteen years ago)

"Hold on a minute, I have to kill these guys."

Spencer Chow, Monday, 9 July 2007 21:53 (eighteen years ago)

"I can has ammo?"

Spencer Chow, Monday, 9 July 2007 22:59 (eighteen years ago)

"what time is it?"
"half past... dead" (shoots other guy)

glossolalia, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 23:28 (eighteen years ago)

"I'm gonna make you my bitch"

I'm gonna make you my bitch just so we can have kids and then I'm gonna eat them.

(Mike Tyson would be perfect for this part)

humansuit, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 23:35 (eighteen years ago)

"why can't we all just get along?"

the sir weeze, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 23:42 (eighteen years ago)

"sally sells sea shells by the sea shore"

the sir weeze, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 23:44 (eighteen years ago)

"Oh god, people really do shit themselves when they die. This is awful..this...this is not what I signed up for."

Dr. Superman, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 23:48 (eighteen years ago)

"Consider this...your severance package."

Dr. Superman, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 23:53 (eighteen years ago)


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