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http://pixiestixkidspix.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/latawnya_13a-copy.jpg?w=500&h=377
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 25 September 2008 17:08 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.amazon.com/Latawnya-Naughty-Horse-Learns-Drugs/dp/0533091020/ref=dp_return_1/002-1765731-8100866?ie=UTF8&n=283155&s=books
Latoya AND Latawnya? could get confusing even if you're not hopped up on goofballs
― They're a '90s odd couple. And an odds-on choice for laughs. (blueski), Thursday, 25 September 2008 17:10 (eighteen years ago)
that is some really fine fine good writing
― \\\\\\\\YES//////// (ice crӕm), Thursday, 25 September 2008 17:11 (eighteen years ago)
why does this horse have the blackest name imaginable
― i am the small cat (HI DERE), Thursday, 25 September 2008 17:11 (eighteen years ago)
dan i think you are missing the point which is that it is hilarious to slap booze and reefer out of a horse's hoof
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 25 September 2008 17:12 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.teachwithmovies.org/guides/black-stallion-DVDcover.jpg
― \\\\\\\\YES//////// (ice crӕm), Thursday, 25 September 2008 17:13 (eighteen years ago)
http://pixiestixkidspix.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/latawnya_11b.jpg?w=500&h=377
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 25 September 2008 17:13 (eighteen years ago)
that is fucking crazy
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 25 September 2008 17:14 (eighteen years ago)
It's hilarious until you get the shit kicked out of you by a pissed-off horse with severe withdrawal symptoms.
xp: okay maybe even after that, it is hilarious
― i am the small cat (HI DERE), Thursday, 25 September 2008 17:15 (eighteen years ago)
That bird looks high, too.
― Michael White, Thursday, 25 September 2008 17:15 (eighteen years ago)
http://pixiestixkidspix.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/latawnya_23-copy.jpg?w=500&h=377
his own personal 9/11
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 25 September 2008 17:16 (eighteen years ago)
it stands to reason that next daisy would start smoking drugs and drinking
― \\\\\\\\YES//////// (ice crӕm), Thursday, 25 September 2008 17:17 (eighteen years ago)
unquestionably the most important book of this young millenium
― max is ever so fed up with all these cheeky display names!! (max), Thursday, 25 September 2008 17:17 (eighteen years ago)
what james joyce was to ireland, sylvia gibson is to horse
― max is ever so fed up with all these cheeky display names!! (max), Thursday, 25 September 2008 17:18 (eighteen years ago)
how the fuck do they light the cigarettes
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 25 September 2008 17:19 (eighteen years ago)
"Latawnya, drugs are bad for you," said Mother and Father horse. "Also, you need a touch-up on your perm; you got too many peas in your kitchen, baby."
― i am the small cat (HI DERE), Thursday, 25 September 2008 17:22 (eighteen years ago)
w/their hoofs duh xp
― \\\\\\\\YES//////// (ice crӕm), Thursday, 25 September 2008 17:22 (eighteen years ago)
https://www2.xlibris.com/bookstore/bookdisplay.asp?bookid=27782
^^^ is this the same sylvia gibson???
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 25 September 2008 17:24 (eighteen years ago)
it must be
― i am the small cat (HI DERE), Thursday, 25 September 2008 17:26 (eighteen years ago)
Then Daisy slapped the alcohol and drugs out of Latawnya's hoof.
i'm picturing the original version of this story looking kind of like this
― sleep, Thursday, 25 September 2008 17:26 (eighteen years ago)
https://www2.xlibris.com/books/www/excerpts%5C27782%5C27782-1.jpg
The last book I read that was this hostile to the English language was "The Isis Papers".
― i am the small cat (HI DERE), Thursday, 25 September 2008 17:27 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.books-by-isbn.com/rpix/ecx-4/2VHF4TWB41L-Investigators
― \\\\\\\\YES//////// (ice crӕm), Thursday, 25 September 2008 17:28 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.amazon.com/Ups-Downs-Love-Sylvia-Gibson/dp/1413404049/ref=tag_tdp_sv_edpp_t
― i am the small cat (HI DERE), Thursday, 25 September 2008 17:29 (eighteen years ago)
i just don't know if stocks is the right word there but i'm into it
not as into it as the naughty horses though.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 25 September 2008 17:30 (eighteen years ago)
https://www2.xlibris.com/bookstore/author.asp?authorid=17811
please tell me this is not an official bio
― i am the small cat (HI DERE), Thursday, 25 September 2008 17:31 (eighteen years ago)
Part 13 - Our friends complete their university educations and now set out on the research path to prepare themselves for grafting themselves onto horses. Not much TV sex in this chapter I'm afraid.Part 14 - This chapter starts to explore the science and medicine required to research the planned transplants. Apart from a few pages of graphic sex it is really a Sci-Fi exploration of transplants.Part 15 - Preparations to graft Veronica's limbless torso to the 'palamino' pony called Juno are complete. This chapter details the expectations of our friends and finishes on the eve of the operation.Part 16 - Veronica undergoes the surgery to attach her torso to Juno. The 'symbiotic relationship between Juno and Veronica is explored at length and the tantalizing shared sensations are described in some detail.Beverly's first conjugation with Veronica as a centaur is delicately described.Part 17 - Beverly and Veronica enjoy their first intimacies since Veronica's attachment to Juno the Palamino Mare.Preparations are started for grafting Jenny to one of the ponies.A little surprise is in store for Jenny because she thinks she is being grafted to the Appalloosa Mare called Venus.In fact she is going to be grafted to the magnificent stallion called Jet. This is Beverly's way of giving Jenny back her much lamented penis.Part 18 - Jenny is unknowingly grafted onto Jet the stallion.She awakes terrified at first, thinking that her friends have played a nasty trick. Then she realises that she now enjoys a proper stallion's penis in addition to her female 'fore-parts'.The story then begins to explore centaur sex.
― Kramkoob (Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃), Thursday, 25 September 2008 17:31 (eighteen years ago)
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, September 25, 2008 1:30 PM (56 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
dude u prob read harry potter too - Spicy True Stories, Investigators Lies, Slanders And Stocks is a REAL BOOK for ADULTS with ADULT THEMES and PLOTS
― \\\\\\\\YES//////// (ice crӕm), Thursday, 25 September 2008 17:32 (eighteen years ago)
This is Beverly's way of giving Jenny back her much lamented penis.
what the shit
― i am the small cat (HI DERE), Thursday, 25 September 2008 17:33 (eighteen years ago)
https://www2.xlibris.com/books/www/excerpts%5C18625%5C18625-2.jpg
― \\\\\\\\YES//////// (ice crӕm), Thursday, 25 September 2008 17:34 (eighteen years ago)
BABY MY HEART IS TAKING PRICELESS LOVE NOTES RIGHT NOW
― \\\\\\\\YES//////// (ice crӕm), Thursday, 25 September 2008 17:35 (eighteen years ago)
"primly"?
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 25 September 2008 17:35 (eighteen years ago)
I am hoping gracefully you will always be mines
the thing is, I know this isn't a typo
― i am the small cat (HI DERE), Thursday, 25 September 2008 17:36 (eighteen years ago)
Dot held the unitard like a rolled up sack as Veronica carefully lifted one hind leg and then the other. We watched as Dot deftly slid the unitard along Veronicas flanks and stretched the second pair of legs over Vee's forelegs. She then slid the remainder of the unitard easily up to Veronica’s breasts and slid the shoulder straps over her stumps. She then returned to Veronica’s rump and fiddled with a small hole to pull Veronicas long blond tail out. With a few deft strokes of a brush from her apron pocket she had Vee's tail, mane and hair gleaming and flowing like shimmering cascades of champagne. The unitard was a rainbow of colours and perfectly complemented Veronica’s beautiful hair. Veronica looked up and down her body then swished her silky blond tail with evident satisfaction
― Kramkoob (Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃), Thursday, 25 September 2008 17:36 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.storysite.org/a_beverlytaff01.html go to mares tales
― Kramkoob (Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃), Thursday, 25 September 2008 17:37 (eighteen years ago)
Not only is there a horse inside the house, but a tree too! What a mystery!
― Tuomas, Thursday, 25 June 2009 18:08 (seventeen years ago)
And the curtains are hanging on the OUTSIDE of the windows!
― she is writing about love (Jenny), Thursday, 25 June 2009 18:09 (seventeen years ago)
i really want to read this now
― surm, Thursday, 25 June 2009 18:11 (seventeen years ago)
It's a world gone topsy-turvy!
― Tuomas, Thursday, 25 June 2009 18:11 (seventeen years ago)
obviously the horse is outside and the window is reflecting
but the horse is planning its entrance
― Guy de & (country matters), Thursday, 25 June 2009 18:13 (seventeen years ago)
1g1h
― get money fuck witches (HI DERE), Thursday, 25 June 2009 18:14 (seventeen years ago)
THR HORSE IS CALLING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE
― cutty, Thursday, 25 June 2009 18:14 (seventeen years ago)
Guys, Latawnya, the Naughty Horse, Learns to Say "No" to Drugs is selling on Amazon for $150.
http://www.amazon.com/Latawnya-Naughty-Horse-Learns-Drugs/dp/0533091020/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1245953569&sr=1-2
― she is writing about love (Jenny), Thursday, 25 June 2009 18:14 (seventeen years ago)
ohhh, i really thought the horse was inside
― surm, Thursday, 25 June 2009 18:15 (seventeen years ago)
when the horse is inside, you'll know
― get money fuck witches (HI DERE), Thursday, 25 June 2009 18:15 (seventeen years ago)
o dan
― Guy de & (country matters), Thursday, 25 June 2009 18:15 (seventeen years ago)
horse in the hoes
― Guy de & (country matters), Thursday, 25 June 2009 18:16 (seventeen years ago)
Thanks for spoiling it all, Louis!
― Tuomas, Thursday, 25 June 2009 18:16 (seventeen years ago)
The House that Crack Built is only $6.95 though.
― she is writing about love (Jenny), Thursday, 25 June 2009 18:17 (seventeen years ago)
Whores in the House
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 25 June 2009 18:17 (seventeen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWB9MfYoSfo
boom I just saved you $150
― get money fuck witches (HI DERE), Thursday, 25 June 2009 18:17 (seventeen years ago)
you must mean my explanation of the reflecting windows, right, Tuomas
also shit shit shit well played dan
― Guy de & (country matters), Thursday, 25 June 2009 18:17 (seventeen years ago)
oh why internets, why
Thanks, Dan!
― she is writing about love (Jenny), Thursday, 25 June 2009 18:18 (seventeen years ago)
voice needs to be more gravel-throated imo
― Guy de & (country matters), Thursday, 25 June 2009 18:19 (seventeen years ago)
and more syrupy
don't you start punning lj
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 25 June 2009 18:20 (seventeen years ago)
"Let's play a smoking game, and a drinking game"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
― get money fuck witches (HI DERE), Thursday, 25 June 2009 18:20 (seventeen years ago)
I wasn't! I'm actually being sincere. Needs 80's-vintage Peter Ustinov or some other honey-throated man of advanced years to give it his best shot
― Guy de & (country matters), Thursday, 25 June 2009 18:21 (seventeen years ago)
either that or Ned Raggett
still funny
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 25 June 2009 18:22 (seventeen years ago)
wtf
― surm, Thursday, 25 June 2009 18:22 (seventeen years ago)
drugs are bad
― Mr. Que, Thursday, 25 June 2009 18:23 (seventeen years ago)
Hmmm.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 25 June 2009 18:24 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.flickr.com/photos/brampitoyo/sets/72157600591501224/
I think all the pages are here but they're out of order.
― get money fuck witches (HI DERE), Thursday, 25 June 2009 18:30 (seventeen years ago)
I think that would add to the poignancy of it.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 25 June 2009 18:35 (seventeen years ago)
http://pixiestixkidspix.wordpress.com/?page_id=244&preview=true
HERE WE GO, this is what I was originally looking for.
― get money fuck witches (HI DERE), Thursday, 25 June 2009 18:39 (seventeen years ago)
Nothing here on the level of The Recently Deflowered Girl which I really need to find again
― Guy de & (country matters), Thursday, 25 June 2009 18:41 (seventeen years ago)
― surm, Thursday, June 25, 2009 1:11 PM (48 minutes ago) Bookmark
there's more where that came from
http://www.fantasticfiction.co.uk/images/n49/n245314.jpg
― my asian girlfriend (bug), Thursday, 25 June 2009 19:03 (seventeen years ago)
this animal/window ghost/not a ghost archetype is bottomless pit of literary excellence.
― Jarlrmai, Thursday, 25 June 2009 19:26 (seventeen years ago)
Oh man, the Wikipedia entry for this.
including a tear-jerking scene[citation needed]
― sedentary lacrimation (Abbott), Monday, 18 January 2010 22:20 (sixteen years ago)
Due to its absurd writing, illustrations and comments from the author, this book sells out almost anytime a copy becomes available on Amazon.[2]
― sarahel, Monday, 18 January 2010 23:25 (sixteen years ago)
hey sarahel wb tbh
― david eli roth (darraghmac), Monday, 18 January 2010 23:26 (sixteen years ago)
does "wb" mean welcome back or would ban?
The idea to do a book along these lines that people would clamor for because of it's batshit wtf-ness is kinda appealing.
― sarahel, Monday, 18 January 2010 23:32 (sixteen years ago)
For example, there are various contradictions with the known nature of horses that would theoretically prevent them from being able to drink/smoke, namely their lack of hands.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 18 January 2010 23:34 (sixteen years ago)
I just wanted to thank everyone who supported me in making this a valid Wiki entry.Rex1932 00:46, 6 September 2007 (UTC)
― keyser (suzy), Monday, 18 January 2010 23:35 (sixteen years ago)
Ben M. Baglio backwards is VERY nearly "Oil Gabbneb."
― jam master (jaymc), Monday, 22 March 2010 22:05 (sixteen years ago)
I really enjoyed that pic of the cartoon horse ODing and I am so so so happy that I have been introduced to the world of wonder that is Sylvia Gibson's writing. Could have done without mares tales tho.
― taking naps between dances (RubyNoir), Monday, 22 March 2010 23:35 (sixteen years ago)
I think this belongs in this thread:
http://www.lrgaf.org/deadly_equines.htm
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 06:43 (fourteen years ago)
My deadly horse, killing through the fieldWho are you slaying, with your fetlocks flailing in the wind?
I want to put you on the wanted list, and chase you over fencesTrack your movements every single day, and bring you to the horse police
My deadly horse, you're an innocent no moreRunning around knocking men on their backs, like a train in the night...
LIKE A TRAIN IN THE... NIIIIIIIIIGHT
(a murderous equine shaped train)
― banal like anal (snoball), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 06:58 (fourteen years ago)
is that a lyric from the new animal collective album?
― sarahell, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 10:12 (fourteen years ago)
then daisy slapped the centaur sex out of dan's internet
I just cried laughing at this
― WHEY AHR MAH DREGUNS? (DJP), Monday, 4 June 2012 23:07 (fourteen years ago)
You all are missing the point. "Horse" here refers to heroin. So she's the drug she's trying to say no to all along. It's like Waiting for Godot, you see.
― this guy's a gangsta? his real name's mittens. (Hurting 2), Monday, 4 June 2012 23:22 (fourteen years ago)
Nancy Reagan is dead
― sarahell, Sunday, 6 March 2016 17:24 (ten years ago)
The author would like to thank God. "Thank you, God."
― 80's hair metal , and good praise music ! (DJP), Tuesday, 20 April 2021 13:32 (five years ago)