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rave in london
never before daft punk pictures
hyrdaulic sounds
hardcore teen submissive
james brown rainbow london
duane zarakov
four tet 4t recordings
big booty hoes
grimble grumble
britney spears haircuts

― gareth, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

one liner insults
ra sex movie
music in ra
evil men -personality profiles
ra ra ra
hair enthusiast
ra.ra
hair enthusiast
Mary Weiss photos
The Spark's Love Test
human nature Michel Gondry

― N., Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

how does this work? please tell.

― Alan Trewartha, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Well the easy way is just to drop a bit of javascript that sitemeter.com and other people give you into your webpage's HTML. Then you can go to sitemeter and it magically tells you the pages that people linked from (inc. google et al.'s results pages). See my referrals, for example.

I suppose in theory one could drop this javascript into an ILE thread. Might be interesting.

― N., Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

radio free narnia's full archive kept at work. so from memory:

1 (funniest pervy): free women plasticbag
2 (most baffling): how to behave the floors
3 (creepiest pervy: Jewish chicks Nazi guys

― mark s, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Miss! Mark S is cherry picking.

― N., Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

mark s = not reading the thread properly

― mark s, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"larger than life living legend"

― j>e>l, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

(actual ten too boring to post, sadly)

― mark s, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey, it didn't stop me.

― N., Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

No fair, the only searches I get are for Afro Ken, Andrew WK or bluddy VICTORIA HERVEY.

― Sarah, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

evil men -personality profiles

Obviously this person came to the right place.

― Nicole, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I AM NOT NATURALLY EVIL

― N., Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Surely proof of nurture over nature then.

― Jonnie, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Poor Nick, will he ever lose his devilish reputation?

personally I doubt it.

― chris, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Dr C. says I'm a diamond geezer so you can all go to hell.

― N., Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

why? have you got a spare room down there?

― chris, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I actually got DJ Martian's blog as the only referal to a query I typed in for work.

― Anna, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Anna, What were you looking for?

― DJ Martian, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

big booty hoes +german electro

― N., Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

who stole my purse?

― mark s, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Has time stopped?

― j>e>l, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Brandy and Robert Smith
Brandy Marries Robert Smith
brandy and robert smith
Underneath Your Clothes shakira video
grr
Brandy and Robert Smith
Dan Perry
Perry
"Robert Smith" Brandy picture
BRANDY MARRIES ROBERT SMITH

I sense a pattern... More interesting searches that didn't fall into the last 10 would include janet jackson's nudes, yoruba songs in midi, lyrics living in a world of girls is like swimming in a sea of pearls, and drukqs words pronounce.

― Dan Perry, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

So has Brandy married Robert Smith. Will wonders never cease. I hope she doesn't let him use her lipstick.

― Pete, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry, but none of those are as good as "Blur Beat Women".

― Nicole, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The terms were "Kittin and The Hacker" "First Album" "Track List" so Nick is nearly there with German eleectro (although they are French)

― Anna, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

And not big booty hoes?

― N., Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

36: tara ried
5: r budd dwyer suicide film
4: tara ried nude
4: walking on the moon
4: craig finn
2: see r budd dwyer clip in
2: suchin pak
2: ted leo lyrics
2: brandon boyd drawing
2: jewel pieces of you

With the # of referrals, too! (From the past 24 hours.)
― David Raposa, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

'josh'
'josh blog' twice
'what sin song lyrics'
'shipp'
'blog search' twice
'glitch music definition'
'josh film music'

(The majority of my repeated search referrals are 'josh', 'josh blog', and 'josh kortbein'.)

― Josh, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

What, did you spell Tara Reid wrong and draw in all the mis-spellers?

― Nicole, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

There is no need for me to search for big booty hoes, I have a small herd of them right here.

― Anna, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

No indent?

― RickyT, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes, I forgot to close the BLOCKQUOTE tag. And, yes, I get all the dyslexic folks looking for Tara REID. Tara Ried NUDE. Oh, yeah.

― David Raposa, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Have never measured it and would be afraid of the results. But what in the world would there be to search?

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i dunno how to find the last 10 for the whole thing but a recent goog hit on maryann's diary page in rock city rocker was "how to conquer girl". i hope they found what they were looking for!

― duane, Sunday, 24 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

ps re: gareth's, who is the creep that was doing a search for me? you fuckin creep!

― duane, Sunday, 24 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

'smuggest man alive'

― ethan, Sunday, 24 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Nonsense, Ethan, that would be mine.

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 24 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i was responding to 'But what in the world would there be to search?'

― ethan, Monday, 25 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Hee hee I just got 'picture of someone eating a bowl of cereal'. Heee!

― Sarah, Monday, 25 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

25 Feb, Mon, 04:14:39 Google: Im Live Sex Sex Sex Sex ++++Sex
25 Feb, Mon, 04:22:30 Google: tanworth in arden nick drake
25 Feb, Mon, 04:58:38 Yahoo: love sex blog
25 Feb, Mon, 05:12:32 Google: sex music
25 Feb, Mon, 06:03:01 Yahoo: band, sex, stage
25 Feb, Mon, 07:59:36 Google: Mulholland Drive album mp3 download
25 Feb, Mon, 09:54:43 Google: geogaddi reviews
25 Feb, Mon, 11:00:40 Google: sex
25 Feb, Mon, 12:01:59 Google: sex
25 Feb, Mon, 12:26:42 Google: sex

Only three queries on 'sex' that is quite good for my site. I have dropped to #62 for the query sex at google. Good news.

― alex in mainhattan, Monday, 25 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

current:
Kipling+ the mark of the beast
Free soft radio
Alexander cokburn conspiracy
visuals expressing surrender
sesame street monsters siamese twins
throwing time away pere
narnia song
narnia
narnia case
the mark of the beast+kipling
narnia x 3
hanuman kipling
spufford it may be some time

classics:
radio wolf crack
bodyfunk
the greeks will be late again "too late" -ancient trust
afghan manhood display
women in plasticbag
Try not to behave the floors
The Sikhs by General Gordon
"crystal radio" martian
free sex radio
free women playing with themselves
tidal waves dealing with the radio
Karl Marx strengths about his utopia: classless society
Captain mainwaring
Jewish Chicks and Nazi men

― mark s, Monday, 25 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

arab strap
i want to know what love is
freelance hellraiser
freelance hellraiser
strokes genie bootleg
semiotic
Bring the noise Anthrax full song
peaches
freelance hellraiser
music group Avalanches

I feel a bit sorry for people looking for peaches-the-kind-of-fruit: we are #3 in the whole of Google and #2 is an adult spanking club. #1 is some kind of GOTH.

― Tom, Monday, 25 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Do you not feel sorry for the people hoping to find out what love is?

― N., Monday, 25 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

feel happy, for they haf googled and found it!

― mark s, Monday, 25 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

SESAME STREET MONSTERS SIAMESE TWINS???

― ethan, Monday, 25 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

yes, they too googled and found love

― mark s, Monday, 25 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i was responding to 'But what in the world would there be to search?'

Hurrah! Then all is well.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 25 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

SESAME STREET MONSTERS SIAMESE TWINS???

Sounds like a Cure lyric.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 25 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

mark s besides the creepy sesame street one (well including it) your searches are so beautiful and evocative, i love them.

― ethan, Monday, 25 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

You can find a lot more of these at Disturbing Search Requests

― sos, Monday, 25 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

eleven months pass...

Last ten

lyrics to layo bushwacker
TOM MCRAE - Just Like Blood reviews NME
stylophonic
"kathryn Williams" +chords
where can i listen to liam lynch united states of whatever
well, hey, my bum smells bad too
francesco totti girlfriend
www. YOUNG GIRLS ON GUITAR
piano chords pretty baby
looking down girls tops
Classic

who raped the lead singer of KoRn?
fake nudes of sonic youth
annabel giles fucking thora hurd in treacle
lord alfred hayes

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 19:22 (twenty-two years ago)

The most interesting from yesterday, out of a total of 20:

augusto dos anjos poems in english
hot chocolate pictures of cups
pictures of cleethorpes
effects of teenage fashion and advertisment
how to cook pigtails
argentina micro skirts
plastic raincoat fetish
yugoslavia lolita
questionnaire fahrenheit
recipe for cigarettes

― caitlin (caitlin), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 19:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Mine are ALWAYS for underage porn because I was not wise in the choosing of my nom de keyboard.

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 20:28 (twenty-two years ago)

one month passes...

old jeans london
overdose deaths west yorkshire
is east ham going to be gentrified
ben crouch tavern
kodwo eshun blog
street racing a subculture photos
baptized by dub
marketing kilkenny o'dwyer
audio bullys mp3 download
britney spears average salary
what's in my wallet
seven sisters track wigan

― gareth (gareth), Tuesday, 11 March 2003 13:34 (twenty-two years ago)

cedarburg girl saves boy
de bagging station
feline dream arik
the kings of convenience thessaloniki
no rules fight balls pictures
chocolate pudding nigella
everybody poos book
archaeologist pictures
latin ts girl
julian george dick ann sex

― caitlin (caitlin), Tuesday, 11 March 2003 13:44 (twenty-two years ago)

apes "luv is real"
Cave-In Beyond Hypothermia Album ARt
"indian summer" discography cd ordination
rusty james discography
"the great unraveling" photos
locust lyrics "flight of the wounded locust"
milemarker discography
yaphet kotto discography
the rapture discography out of the races
"antioch arrow" photos

I am so emo :(

― Jon Williams (ex machina), Tuesday, 11 March 2003 13:56 (twenty-two years ago)

dj yoda george formby download
walking to tom mccrae
chris pontius tattoo pics
jackass+johnny knoxville+rugby
chris pontius gay
rapper loon
jackass-movie-review
Pharell Williams tattoo on his neck
"otis lee crenshaw" mp3
lapdance club, milton keynes

Well, that makes me look balanced then.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 11 March 2003 14:01 (twenty-two years ago)

sunny sundae smile
bubble sisters
mister rogers discography
bootleg bill frisell
bubble sisters blackface
fred rogers childhood
hope sandoval pics
john cage art music worthless
lyrics gary jules mad world
pxl 2000 quicktime

strange recent searches:

photos of snorting coke
medical implications for castrati
how is the heart rate effected by music
grub or accepter or psychic or wabash or fresco
empirical investigation heavy metal and adolescent suicidality
dreadlocks wax substitute

― Ryan McKay (Ryan McKay), Tuesday, 11 March 2003 15:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Here are the last 20 searches for jahsonic.com

http://www.sitemeter.com/default.asp?action=stats&site=sm4jahsonic&report=11

and my stats during the last 12 months

http://sm4.sitemeter.com/rpc/server.asp?a=GetChart&n=9&p1=sm4jahsonic&p2=&p3=33&p4=0&p5=213%2E224%2E83%2E137&p6=HTML&p7=1&p8=default%2Easp%3Faction%3Dstatistics&p9=false&rnd=5712

― Jan Geerinck (jahsonic), Tuesday, 11 March 2003 16:00 (twenty-two years ago)

five months pass...

sibling grapeshot

!!!

― mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 21:23 (twenty-two years ago)

horsefuckers
nick mcdonnell
teeny
teeny fucking
girls underwear
teeny crash
teeny dreams
janeane garofalo blonde bill maher
moving to nyc without job
sweet teens school porn

(sadly this is incredibly representative)

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 23:15 (twenty-two years ago)

It seems to be an unfortunate name. Unless you start a porn site...

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 5 September 2003 19:43 (twenty-two years ago)

It doesn't help that I write about girls underwear. :(

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 5 September 2003 19:51 (twenty-two years ago)

time difference between London and New York
so solid hate site
my friend ben likes seening boys naked
bootylicious
c'mon eileen dexys midnight runners
honey lantree
"terry hall"
madonna fcuking
operacion triunfo track list
strokes groupies tell all

― Tom (Groke), Friday, 5 September 2003 20:13 (twenty-two years ago)

If any Strokes groupie would like to write a tell-all expose for FT there's a guaranteed market.

― Tom (Groke), Friday, 5 September 2003 20:16 (twenty-two years ago)

arbeit macht frei
desktopsfonts
momus mp3 i want you but i don't need you
economical dehumanization fluctuated mortgagers warlocks
zebra stripes intro '66
teen2
teen3
grampa porn
i'm your venus
mozzer
abortions or dainty or stumbling or orlick or sicker
der comisar
fried locust

― lolita corpus (lolitacorpus), Friday, 5 September 2003 20:19 (twenty-two years ago)

thanks to this thread we all now how to find new band names!

― lolita corpus (lolitacorpus), Friday, 5 September 2003 20:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Apparently, my blog is the ONLY place on the entire Internet that uses the phrase "My baby don't mess around." Wtf?

complicated time signatures music listen examples
basement jaxx plug it in vocals
belle and sebastian + dear catastrophe waitress + reviews
andre hey ya lyrics my baby mess around
hey ya andre 3000 lyrics
“my baby don’t mess around”
belle sebastian catastrophe waitress lyrics
outkast lyrics “hey ya” “my baby don’t”
shake polaroid music
“my baby don’t mess” outkast

― jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 7 September 2003 16:27 (twenty-two years ago)

serena williams black spandex

!!!

― David. (Cozen), Sunday, 7 September 2003 16:32 (twenty-two years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38218000/jpg/_38218972_catsuit300.jpg

this is what they were looking for. i did a search for it for Mary's Girly Sports Style thread.

― phil-two (phil-two), Sunday, 7 September 2003 16:41 (twenty-two years ago)

the infamous Serena Catsuit

― phil-two (phil-two), Sunday, 7 September 2003 16:43 (twenty-two years ago)

That second pic looks like J. Scott Campbell drew it.

― Leee (Leee), Monday, 8 September 2003 04:35 (twenty-two years ago)

one month passes...

haha acc.google i am site no.7 in the universe for "twelve foot lizards"

― mark s (mark s), Friday, 31 October 2003 18:07 (twenty-two years ago)

This isn't searches leading to my site, but to my bwoy Cprek's...however they are too entertaining to NOT post, especially #5):

Top 9 of 9 Total Search Strings
# Hits Search String
1 3 27.27% slate fistcrunch
2 1 9.09% i hate postmodernism
3 1 9.09% iron roger flint pirate
4 1 9.09% joshua micah marshall postmodernism
5 1 9.09% punch rockgroin
6 1 9.09% thick mcrunfast
7 1 9.09% toynbee idea
8 1 9.09% uk law filesharing
9 1 9.09% worldbeardchampionships

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 31 October 2003 18:32 (twenty-two years ago)

how do i do this ?

― anthony easton (anthony), Friday, 31 October 2003 18:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Our log page reveals 280 odd hits to is having a camel toe a good thing or bad? which

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 31 October 2003 19:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Recent searches to my Blog (the rest all seemed to involve Chris Morris, oddly)

'i like piss'

'how to drain waterbed'

'really long hair fetish cutting'

'skullfucking'

'monkey's cunt'

'explicit angry thoughts + fuck'

Erk.

― Ferg (Ferg), Friday, 31 October 2003 19:13 (twenty-two years ago)

kanye west ensure breakfast boost
phantom ghost review damascus
notorious big tee shirt
luomo present lover japan
universal robot band barely breaking even
acid jazz,broken beat
*nd* ke*llm*n *ll m*s*c
mtv double dutch bus
matthew dear leave luck to heaven
andrew thomas fearsome jewel

― Andy K (Andy K), Friday, 31 October 2003 19:13 (twenty-two years ago)

asstr, my provider, doesn't allow you to see your referrer logs for privacy reasons. I'd use sitemeter, but they sell addresses to spammers. Anyone got an alternative I can use?

― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Saturday, 1 November 2003 02:00 (twenty-two years ago)

woohoo! i am world google no.1 for "Miss Meteyard what a savage woman"

― mark s (mark s), Friday, 7 November 2003 15:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I gave up paying so much attention to my search requests, BUT, I have to say, I still get regular ones for 'shoplifting strip search' (and variations thereof), simply because I had an 'accused of shoplifting' incident back in May 2001. I expect these people are looking for something more explicit and exciting. It appears there's a subculture of strip search fetishists.

I also get frequent searches for other people called Chrissie, one of whom has large breasts, apparently. Definitely not me, then.

― ChrissieH (chrissie1068), Friday, 7 November 2003 19:06 (twenty-two years ago)

The majority of my referrals are still based on ONE entry I wrote in early Sept. wherein I reviewed singles by Outkast, Belle & Sebastian, and Basement Jaxx. To wit:

songs with words like a polaroid
chasez + “shake it” + jaxx
“wondered all night” belle
SKINK SOUTHEAST
belle sebastian lyrics “wondered all night”
lyrics “i wo”
“Jim O’Rourke” girlfriend
stay+loose belle chords
music for 18 musicians
seaworthy southeast thesaurus

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 7 November 2003 19:22 (twenty-two years ago)

two weeks pass...

also i am world google no.1 for "backwards ran sentences until reeled the mind"

― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 23 November 2003 21:15 (twenty-two years ago)

"Cat Empire" MP3 download
" the cat empire" mp3
sa goons cam portal
honkytonks
the cat empire
dj portal
nf
mystery of chessboxin download
slaughterhouse-five, billy pilgrim's contemporary existence

That last one is fantastic. Obviously somebody writing an essay. I hope they found what I wrote helpful.

― Andrew (enneff), Sunday, 23 November 2003 22:29 (twenty-two years ago)

six months pass...

Not my last ten but these hits are particular amusing:

jenascia's sexy body photos
walgreen disadvantages
emo glasses stock photo

That last one I'm particularly proud of.

― vleeetrmx21 (Leee), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 23:21 (twenty-one years ago)

riaa noise kazaa
letroset
the best millennium non-stop party album (eh?)
arthur russell musician
casio music box
pop hits
blake fuck
d j hell n y muscle crash course
sons and daughters gig glasgow
downloading new ragga riddim releases

― don (don), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 04:16 (twenty-one years ago)

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