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SASSIEST YOUNG THING ON ILX

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Poll Results

OptionVotes
RIVERWOLF 16
DAN "AGONY TITS" PERRY 8
A BASSETT HOUND7
DAVE MUSTAINE 6
LOUIS JAGGER 6
MOMUS'S COCK 5
GRADY 5
MAX 5
GHOST RIDER 4
ADAM SCHEFTER 4
MSSR. QUE 3
NICE GUY EDDY 1
NED RAGGETT 1
CUTTYHORSE 0
DR. MORBIUS, PHD 0
J. WILLIAMS 0
FAKE TUOMAS 0


― strongohulkington, Thursday, 24 May 2007 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

i forgot to include myself u_u

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 24 May 2007 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

WHO IS DAVE MUSTAINE

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 24 May 2007 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

do i have to repost sassy.jpgs y/n

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 24 May 2007 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

do you know, ive never seen an actual bassett hound before. only on tv

― 696, Thursday, 24 May 2007 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

wait, should i have sassy.jpgs made for all contestants y/n

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 24 May 2007 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

y

― Jordan, Thursday, 24 May 2007 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

MAKE A SASSY JPG OF ALEX & MEEEEEEE

― Laurel, Thursday, 24 May 2007 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

i voted for river wolf because i felt bad about last time. when he didn't get any votes.

― max, Thursday, 24 May 2007 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.history-of-rock.com/elvisdog.jpg

― Mark G, Thursday, 24 May 2007 15:08 (nineteen years ago)

I would follow that little bald girl to any poll...

― kv_nol, Thursday, 24 May 2007 15:09 (nineteen years ago)

yes river wolf pwns this poll. It's time to give him an Oscar, because his awesomeness has been ignored too long.

― kenan, Thursday, 24 May 2007 15:09 (nineteen years ago)

my Aunt used to have a bassett/bloodhound xbreed. not very sassy i have to say, but still loveable.

side-ques: is sassy just a nice way of saying obnoxious?

― blueski, Thursday, 24 May 2007 15:09 (nineteen years ago)

jess when did you move to dc

― and what, Thursday, 24 May 2007 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

People who are not allowed to vote = ones who don't understand the concept of "SASSY".

― Laurel, Thursday, 24 May 2007 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

yr just mad because he forgot about you

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 24 May 2007 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

beltway unity

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 24 May 2007 15:11 (nineteen years ago)

no curt1s, no credibility

― max, Thursday, 24 May 2007 15:11 (nineteen years ago)

GUYS I DON'T MAKE THE SASSY.JPGS MYSELF, I GOTTA ASK NICELY AND PROMISE FAVORS FOR SASSY.JPGS BECAUSE I HAVE NO IMG PROGRAMS u_u

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 24 May 2007 15:11 (nineteen years ago)

Who makes-ah the pictures-ah? I will give keeses.

― Laurel, Thursday, 24 May 2007 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

People who are not allowed to vote = ones who don't understand the concept of "SASSY".

too late

― Jordan, Thursday, 24 May 2007 15:13 (nineteen years ago)

I am teh sassy and not in the poll

― Ed, Thursday, 24 May 2007 15:13 (nineteen years ago)

i dunno why when i actually have a shitload to do my ilx posting increases tenfold

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 24 May 2007 15:13 (nineteen years ago)

i do

― blueski, Thursday, 24 May 2007 15:14 (nineteen years ago)

do you mean Sassy sassy?

― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 24 May 2007 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

http://ypulse.com/images/sassybook.jpg

― tokyo rosemary, Thursday, 24 May 2007 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

RIVERWOLF: "Vote for me or I shoot"

http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/6783/riverwolfgl6.jpg

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 24 May 2007 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

i am sassier than JW and also my penis is bigger than his

this poll is rigged

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 24 May 2007 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

FUK U WHARE M I?

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, 24 May 2007 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

xpost your penis is rigged

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 24 May 2007 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

river wolf is hella sassy tho so I voted for him

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 24 May 2007 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

elmo's new glasses are sassy, it's undeniable

― kenan, Thursday, 24 May 2007 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

GUYS HOLD YR VOTES UNTIL THE SASSY.JPGS ARE IN OK

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 24 May 2007 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/9718/svenoniuscm8.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 24 May 2007 15:20 (nineteen years ago)

http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/6548/me06ex4.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 24 May 2007 15:20 (nineteen years ago)

http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/8927/jonhatoo3.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 24 May 2007 15:20 (nineteen years ago)

Mustaine to win, it's about time he caught a break. It's all Lars' fault, the little danish fucker.

― chap, Thursday, 24 May 2007 15:21 (nineteen years ago)

FUCK LARS ULRICH

― Mr. Que, Thursday, 24 May 2007 15:22 (nineteen years ago)

i dare u to make one for momus's cock

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 24 May 2007 15:23 (nineteen years ago)

i don't need to see every sassy.jpg, river wolf just fills my heart with sass

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 24 May 2007 15:23 (nineteen years ago)

i'm not subjecting ghost rider to that

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 24 May 2007 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

i dare u to make one for momus's cock

how many times a day do i say that to myself

― pretzel walrus, Thursday, 24 May 2007 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

elmo, this thread isn't all about you. it's a thread for everyone.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 24 May 2007 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

river wolf just fills my heart with sass

"heart"

― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 24 May 2007 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

"sass"

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 24 May 2007 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

u can't spell sass without ass

― blueski, Thursday, 24 May 2007 15:27 (nineteen years ago)

ok ally ;_; i am just sorry my sassiness has yet to be acknowledged, i will try to up my game

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 24 May 2007 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

awww i'm just teasin ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Thursday, 24 May 2007 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

s4ss.

See, you can spell it with 'ass'

― kv_nol, Thursday, 24 May 2007 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

grady pretty sassy, too

― elmo argonaut, Thursday, 24 May 2007 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

rip ghostrider aka riverwolf, you are also gbx, also rip

― enbba champions (omar little), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 20:29 (seventeen years ago)

he still around and posting tons xxxpost

― (*゚ー゚)θ L(。・_・)   °~ヾ(・ε・ *) (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 20:30 (seventeen years ago)

still very young and sassy fwiw imo

― (*゚ー゚)θ L(。・_・)   °~ヾ(・ε・ *) (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 20:31 (seventeen years ago)

they say his name was "3v4n p4r33n3"

― thank you, flipper, for nickelback (country matters), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 20:31 (seventeen years ago)

thank god I am sassier than Momus's cock

― her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 20:32 (seventeen years ago)

i thought ghostrider was burt_stanton

― velko, Tuesday, 7 July 2009 20:33 (seventeen years ago)

still very young and sassy fwiw imo

― (*゚ー゚)θ L(。・_・)   °~ヾ(・ε・ *) (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, July 7, 2009 4:31 PM (13 seconds ago) Bookmark

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 20:33 (seventeen years ago)

women bite him to piss their bfs off, that's as sassy as it gets

― thank you, flipper, for nickelback (country matters), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 20:35 (seventeen years ago)

you guys are confused....

river wolf <> ghost rider

two wholly diff posters, styles, etc.

― (*゚ー゚)θ L(。・_・)   °~ヾ(・ε・ *) (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 20:35 (seventeen years ago)

I assumed they were joking

― her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 20:36 (seventeen years ago)

i dont joke about the late great ghost rider

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 20:37 (seventeen years ago)

I was talking about GBX . . . right?

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 20:38 (seventeen years ago)

not a question

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 20:38 (seventeen years ago)

ghostrider = riverwolf = gbx

― enbba champions (omar little), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 20:39 (seventeen years ago)

i guess "gbx" stands for "ghost briderx"?

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 20:39 (seventeen years ago)

in any event, RIP

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 20:39 (seventeen years ago)

most recently posted pic = I don't want to know who that is. I am embarrassed 4u.

― incomprehensible Kool-Aid swallower (sarahel), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 20:39 (seventeen years ago)

ghostrider was never riverwolf, I'm pretty sure. Just in case anyone who's saying that isn't kidding.

― But not someone who should be dead anyway (Laurel), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 20:40 (seventeen years ago)

he would never him.

― ian, Tuesday, 7 July 2009 20:41 (seventeen years ago)

"alex in nyc" is also ghostrider

― enbba champions (omar little), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 20:42 (seventeen years ago)

i dont think thats true?

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 20:43 (seventeen years ago)

why wasn't marissa an option in this poll?

xp we are all ghostrider

― incomprehensible Kool-Aid swallower (sarahel), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 20:43 (seventeen years ago)

you do the math xp

― enbba champions (omar little), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 20:43 (seventeen years ago)

i heard tynan d3longe was ghost rider

― thank you, flipper, for nickelback (country matters), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 20:44 (seventeen years ago)

i think ilx's sassiest poster atm is s1ocki

― sean hannity (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 20:45 (seventeen years ago)

burt_stanton was too sassy for ilx. RIP

― incomprehensible Kool-Aid swallower (sarahel), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 20:46 (seventeen years ago)

whjere is an AMAZING RANDY

― ^prizes the praise of the media, and the Europeans (will), Tuesday, 7 July 2009 20:46 (seventeen years ago)

I AM NOT THAT MORBIUS

― Dr Morbius, Thursday, July 19, 2007 8:41 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark

u_u

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 7 July 2009 21:02 (seventeen years ago)

[/]CUTTYHORSE 0
DR. MORBIUS, PHD 0
J. WILLIAMS 0
FAKE TUOMAS 0 [/i]

watch your back, cutty

― velko, Tuesday, 7 July 2009 21:04 (seventeen years ago)

lol

― bentley cadence (gbx), Saturday, 11 July 2009 22:40 (seventeen years ago)

five months pass...

RECENT NEW ENTRIES...

― Patriarchy Oppression Machine (history mayne), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 22:12 (sixteen years ago)

http://hphotos-snc1.fbcdn.net/hs148.snc1/5490_839644408799_8832499_47913296_1029027_n.jpg

― Without Curves, I would feel deflated. I like Curves. They are best. (Stevie D), Wednesday, 6 January 2010 23:37 (sixteen years ago)

three years pass...

ilx was really different 6 years ago

― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Saturday, 2 February 2013 02:37 (thirteen years ago)

yeah, it was funny

― let's go do some crimes (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Saturday, 2 February 2013 02:38 (thirteen years ago)

agony tits

― fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Saturday, 2 February 2013 02:51 (thirteen years ago)

i still have no idea where agony tits came from

― let's go do some crimes (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Saturday, 2 February 2013 02:53 (thirteen years ago)

according to all-knowing all-seeing ilx Search function, the phrase "agony tits" did not appear on ilx prior to this poll.

― Aimless, Saturday, 2 February 2013 02:57 (thirteen years ago)

like so much nonsense it just came out of my head then

― let's go do some crimes (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Saturday, 2 February 2013 02:58 (thirteen years ago)

And yet it was perfect.

― Ulna (Nicole), Saturday, 2 February 2013 03:53 (thirteen years ago)

ghost rider

― divorced ogre stalking me luv duke 4eva (buzza), Saturday, 2 February 2013 03:54 (thirteen years ago)

i don't think any ilx posters are under 40 now

― manti 乒乓 (k3vin k.), Saturday, 2 February 2013 03:55 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah Max & Jordan are at least 55

― divorced ogre stalking me luv duke 4eva (buzza), Saturday, 2 February 2013 03:58 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.giftsforgeezers.com/over-the-hill/over-the-hill-t-shirt-old-as-you-remember-400.jpg

― administrator galina (Matt P), Saturday, 2 February 2013 04:01 (thirteen years ago)

i was definitely younger six years ago, it's true

― a basset hound (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Saturday, 2 February 2013 04:03 (thirteen years ago)

Speak for yourself.

― Ulna (Nicole), Saturday, 2 February 2013 04:04 (thirteen years ago)

I'm def stil midfield sassy

― ❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Saturday, 2 February 2013 09:04 (thirteen years ago)

you're only as old as your member, you are

― how's life, Saturday, 2 February 2013 15:21 (thirteen years ago)

two years pass...

have been thinking abt the phrase "agony tits" for days

― gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 16:16 (eleven years ago)

also gonna go ahead and assert that I AM THE CURRENT SASSIEST YOUNG THING ON ILX rn, 2 snaps and a twist to ME

― gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 1 April 2015 16:20 (eleven years ago)

VOTE THE 'D' IN '15

― gr8080, Wednesday, 1 April 2015 19:10 (eleven years ago)


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