Is there a greater symbol of "Britishness" than a heavily cluttered van dashboard?

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The gilded ornamental tissue box on the back shelf of an immaculately kept saloon car is a shining beacon of the multicultural diversity of this nation.

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Every country has its heavily cluttered dashboards, admittedly Britain's are grimier than most. Indian cab drivers have entire shrines up there.

Maltese bus drivers turn their cabs into chapels. When you experience their driving you can see why.

I thought white van men were more likely to buy the Star and the Sun than the Sport (though the draw of a high nipple count should not be overlooked).

there is nothing more british than a latte in starbucks on the high street in Burnley

there is nothing more british than a cursory reading of foucault in one hand and a cursory reading of littlejohn in the other

there is nothing more british than an underused gym membership

There is nothing more British: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_Jordan

omg brit rhymes with twit