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HEY! HEY GUYS WAHT did Gwen Stefani Say when some chick said her novel wasn't jaded enuf and had too little sex?

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I ain't no Houellebecq, girl.

― s.clover, Sunday, 27 May 2007 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

French pronunciation is obviously not your strong point

― theslothproject, Sunday, 27 May 2007 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

HEY! HEY GUYS, so, so Beck was sick in bed and wanted something jaded with lots of sex in it to read and his friend said:

"Just get Houellebecq."

― marmotwolof, Sunday, 27 May 2007 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

what? i'd fuck her, i guess

― andi, Monday, 28 May 2007 02:05 (nineteen years ago)

c'mon, dumas want to get in to the spirit of things! what, you think this thread is a zola act?

― s.clover, Monday, 28 May 2007 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

I was sarte of hoping that this would take off more.

― s.clover, Monday, 28 May 2007 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

If she doesn't make you rand-y, you're gaiman

― Øystein, Monday, 28 May 2007 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

I want to dip my Balzac in it.

― marmotwolof, Monday, 28 May 2007 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

i don't under stendhal the fuss. hugo your way, i'll go mine.

― tipsy mothra, Monday, 28 May 2007 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

(know what i mean, verne?)

― tipsy mothra, Monday, 28 May 2007 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

"You not Hemingway I told you, you incompetent seamstress!"

― Beth Parker, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 14:11 (nineteen years ago)

Barman: Would you like a glass with your beer?

Customer #1: Hmmm, I don't know, just put the Baudelaire, while I De Sade...

Customer #2: Did you see the Stallone film last night?

Customer #1: Rocky?

Customer #2: No, "Rimbaud: First Blood"

Customer #1: Oh, barman, I've changed my mind about the beer, I'll have schnaps instead...

Customer #2: Proust!

― Tom D., Tuesday, 29 May 2007 14:23 (nineteen years ago)

Customer #1: Why was that guy looking at your gas meter?

Customer #2: Jacques Derrida

― Mark G, Tuesday, 29 May 2007 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

Customer #1: Fancy a flutter?

Customer #2: Yeah, why not... (to man at bar) Here mate, can I have a quick shufty at the Racine section of your paper?

― Tom D., Tuesday, 29 May 2007 14:32 (nineteen years ago)

Barman (answering phone): Yeah... that's it... who you looking for? Paul? I'll check in the bar... (to Customer #1) 'Ere mate is there a Apollinaire?

― Tom D., Tuesday, 29 May 2007 14:39 (nineteen years ago)

Customer #1 (to Customer #2 returning from the bookies): Win anything?
Customer #2: Foucault! Here, how many pints have you had?
Customer #1: Nin.

― Tom D., Tuesday, 29 May 2007 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

Customer #2: You never have! You'd be under the table if you'd drunk that much!
Customer #1: Bataille'm telling you, it's true!

― Tom D., Tuesday, 29 May 2007 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

six months pass...

Hey hey guys, did you hear George Bush is going to be spinning at the next Bangface?

Yeah, he's a Warp Resident.

― the next grozart, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 14:08 (eighteen years ago)

Why does Gwen Stefani say "This Shit Is Hen Fap" in Hollaback Girl?

― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 26 December 2007 14:14 (eighteen years ago)

two months pass...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com//gadgets/slideshows/129/webpix//slide_129_0.jpeg

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 28 February 2008 18:32 (eighteen years ago)

What do you call a jewish girl with a big butt?

― antexit, Thursday, 28 February 2008 19:35 (eighteen years ago)

I used to be a structuralist, but now I'm not Saussure! BA-DOOM.

Customer #1: Why was that guy looking at your gas meter?

Customer #2: Jacques Derrida

I don't get this one. :(

― Merdeyeux, Thursday, 28 February 2008 19:49 (eighteen years ago)

just the reader?

― A B C, Thursday, 28 February 2008 19:56 (eighteen years ago)

I'm pretty pissed off that I wasn't the first person to come up with the shitty joke in the first post

― A B C, Thursday, 28 February 2008 19:56 (eighteen years ago)

maybe jack's the reader

― A B C, Thursday, 28 February 2008 19:56 (eighteen years ago)

thats the reader!!

― A B C, Thursday, 28 February 2008 19:57 (eighteen years ago)

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1561236/2/istockphoto_1561236_suicide.jpg

― A B C, Thursday, 28 February 2008 19:57 (eighteen years ago)

ten years pass...

idgi

― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Monday, 5 March 2018 23:02 (eight years ago)


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