lolcat library

So I was walking out of a coffee shop by my house a couple weeks back and on the newspaper machine/dispenser thing someone had written in sharpie "I HAS NEWSPAPRZ"

― Clay, Sunday, 12 August 2007 02:21 (nineteen years ago)

http://i10.tinypic.com/52eiikl.jpg

― StanM, Monday, 13 August 2007 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

http://i9.tinypic.com/4yikrav.jpg

― libcrypt, Monday, 13 August 2007 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

BAGGY AN BIT LOOSE AT SEEMS
BUT EMILY LUVZ IM

― Madchen, Monday, 13 August 2007 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c163/wvferrell/bbrs.jpg

small cat?

― will, Tuesday, 14 August 2007 13:57 (nineteen years ago)

http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/7527/srswb2.png

― Oilyrags, Sunday, 19 August 2007 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/gallery/2007/sep/07/lolcats1?picture=330703140

― CharlieNo4, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 15:20 (nineteen years ago)

rub.

― Mark G, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 15:23 (nineteen years ago)

nsfw: http://i18.tinypic.com/4l6s1dw.jpg

― StanM, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 15:25 (nineteen years ago)

describ plz.

― Mark G, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

Very fat lady in bath, looking angry. caption: i'm in your bath - stuck.
(nsfw: lots of meat, one hump that is probably a breast)

captionless source material:

http://i7.tinypic.com/4kx68ab.jpg

http://i16.tinypic.com/4tkwe4o.jpg

― StanM, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

(sorry, make that "i'm in your tub" instead of "bath")

― StanM, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

Glass bottom butt

― Oilyrags, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 15:30 (nineteen years ago)

Hovercat

― Michael White, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

top one "I HAS A COUNCILLOR"

― Mark G, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 15:36 (nineteen years ago)

― Lolpez, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

OPS

― Lolpez, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.chins-n-quills.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=76407&d=1189133997

― MsLaura, Wednesday, 12 September 2007 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/15/21699900_8f77a0dee6.jpg

― milo z, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 00:48 (nineteen years ago)

just in case this hasn't been posted yet - 'crazy russian cat lady owns 130 cats'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtik5zN5m2g

― Milton Parker, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

130 CATS IN ONE FLAT!!!!!!

― StanM, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

yes should have known the ilx cat massive wouldn't have missed it

― Milton Parker, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

can hardly wait for the animated screen saver

― Milton Parker, Wednesday, 19 September 2007 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

GUYZ!!11 Look waht I finded:

http://www.vexappeal.com/lolgod/

― StanM, Friday, 21 September 2007 15:25 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.vexappeal.com/lolgod/uploaded_images/lol_mary-772805.jpg

^^^^best one

― en i see kay, Friday, 21 September 2007 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

http://bp3.blogger.com/_48pIyTbrm4A/RviCV-te8sI/AAAAAAAAAK0/lsZmPknhzS8/s400/mistak2.jpg

Postsecret + lolcats = lolsecretz

― Roz, Tuesday, 25 September 2007 04:02 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://lolthulhu.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/bugmaker-dead.jpg

http://lolthulhu.com/

― Rock Hardy, Saturday, 13 October 2007 00:51 (nineteen years ago)

Has probably been posted before, but I didn't see it.

TS Eliot's The Wasteland rewritten in lolcatese:

http://www.corprew.org/content/lolcat-wasteland

― Spencer Chow, Thursday, 18 October 2007 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

three months pass...

lolcat marriage proposal: http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/02/14/lol-marriage-proposal/

― StanM, Friday, 15 February 2008 17:36 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

Make your own ceiling cat

― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 17:16 (eighteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Someone should photoshop Jose Padilla with "Can I Habeas Corpus?"

― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 14:56 (eighteen years ago)

xpost: now THAT'S an craft project that i can enjoy!

― Ai Lien, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 18:24 (eighteen years ago)

These are funnier without the captions. You already have a cat in a melon helmet, why over-egg the pudding?

― Bodrick III, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://www.lolcatbible.com

This is the lolcat Bible Translation Project, a project dedicated to translating the entire Bible into lolspeak. The Project started in July of 2007 and so far we have 61% of the Bible translated!

http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Genesis_1

"Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem."

The Ten Commanders:
http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Exodus_20

the Lord's Prayer:
http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Matthew_6#Jebus_tawt_about_prayz

666:
"Wisdom, I has it. Teh clevar ppl can do dis sum - wat iz 6 hundrad addad 3 tiemz twentey addad six. Taht is teh numbar of teh monstar!"

Matthew 28: I Can Has Ressurection???
Mark 16: OMFG WARE TEH JEBUS GO?!?!11!

(maybe inspired by this version that was posted earlier in this thread: http://i10.tinypic.com/52eiikl.jpg )

― StanM, Thursday, 12 June 2008 18:37 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Song_of_Solomon_4

― StanM, Thursday, 12 June 2008 18:45 (eighteen years ago)

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/funny-pictures-care-o-meter-cat.jpg

― Alan, Tuesday, 17 June 2008 16:37 (eighteen years ago)

three months pass...

Current main feature story with photo on the front page of the LA Times site? LOLcats.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 23 September 2008 11:56 (eighteen years ago)

five months pass...

http://www.publishersweekly.com/article/CA6639647.html&nid=2789

― University Challops (stevie), Wednesday, 4 March 2009 10:05 (seventeen years ago)

six months pass...

guys!! i made one!!!

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/9/16/128975864457480019.jpg

― fountain bleaut (s1ocki), Thursday, 17 September 2009 14:40 (seventeen years ago)

good job!

― tehresa, Thursday, 17 September 2009 17:10 (seventeen years ago)

i loled

― tehresa, Thursday, 17 September 2009 17:10 (seventeen years ago)

thank u

― fountain bleaut (s1ocki), Thursday, 17 September 2009 22:32 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

http://i54.tinypic.com/5l0wzr.jpg

― Megatherium americanum (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 02:35 (fifteen years ago)

god

― calpolaris (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 02:55 (fifteen years ago)

http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/0f3ca1c5-8d44-4962-91f1-9dae6c3b4bb3.jpg

― Mark G, Wednesday, 24 November 2010 10:50 (fifteen years ago)

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/128295297077501250manateecatiz.jpg

― rouxymuzak (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 00:43 (fifteen years ago)

seven months pass...

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Lolcat

― mississippi delta law grad (Hurting 2), Friday, 8 July 2011 00:01 (fifteen years ago)

Try these caption templates (replace the blanks with your desired noun/verb):

"IM IN UR ___, ___-ING UR ___"
"IT ARE ___, I HAS IT"
"OH NOES! MAH ___ IT ARE ___!"

― mississippi delta law grad (Hurting 2), Friday, 8 July 2011 00:03 (fifteen years ago)

Try finding cats in positions that look as if they have an 'invisible object'. Put a caption describing what is the 'invisible object'. A good (existing) example would be "invisible bike."

― mississippi delta law grad (Hurting 2), Friday, 8 July 2011 00:03 (fifteen years ago)

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