This will start as soon as my compatriots fix themselves drinks ( I have already fixed myself several Hamms) and we settle into the inevitable.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 01:42 (eighteen years ago)
1 Hour 29 minutes.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 01:43 (eighteen years ago)
Working out some connectivity issues at the moment for phantom laptop, plz to be patient.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 01:45 (eighteen years ago)
TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES? SURMOUNTED! (no, not that guy.)
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 02:49 (eighteen years ago)
i r excited
wait, what is this again?
― the sir weeze, Saturday, 2 June 2007 02:52 (eighteen years ago)
Caledonia will watch it too! BRING IT!
"Sorry I accidently domed your one"
― Caledonia, Saturday, 2 June 2007 02:53 (eighteen years ago)
Anal Princesses Vol. 64
― milo z, Saturday, 2 June 2007 02:53 (eighteen years ago)
We found the remote. We got past the initial failiure of the disk. So much work. Now we will be rewarded for our efforts. 10...9...8...7...
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 02:58 (eighteen years ago)
"Sorry I accidently domed your one son"
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 02:58 (eighteen years ago)
AND. GO!
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 02:59 (eighteen years ago)
I hate technology.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:00 (eighteen years ago)
Apparently, this movie is about teh smoking of teh weed.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:00 (eighteen years ago)
Now barbecuing questionable looking ham hocks.
The meat looks good. I can't identify all of it.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:01 (eighteen years ago)
"Yes, my meat is ready."
First Yo Momma Joke sighted at 2:47.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:02 (eighteen years ago)
First DEEZ NUTS joke sighted at 3:32.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:03 (eighteen years ago)
*looks into the camera and winks*
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:03 (eighteen years ago)
BBQ apron says "EAT MY MEAT" in big friendly letters.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:04 (eighteen years ago)
guys, be careful
― HI DERE, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:04 (eighteen years ago)
Token mexican named "Pedro" sighted @ 5:35.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:05 (eighteen years ago)
Oh oh. Nobody has bud, but the Mexican mafia.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:05 (eighteen years ago)
Dude . . .
― Caledonia, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:06 (eighteen years ago)
This is a recipe for disaster.
― molly mummenschanz, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:07 (eighteen years ago)
Big tough "Friday"-style musclebound trope has just arrived. Demands meat. Informed he can't kidnap people. Named Ray-Ray. Just got out of prison 2 hours ago. Will "Kill all of you motherfuckers to sit down and eat cheesecake!"
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:07 (eighteen years ago)
"You just got out of jail two hours ago. Where'd you get htat gun?"
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:07 (eighteen years ago)
This feels like watching your loved ones take PCP and flay themselves while you are trapped behind soundproof plate glass, watching every bloody slice and rip but unable to do anything but bang fruitlessly on the window and wail hopelessly, only with a hell of a lot more laughs.
― HI DERE, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:08 (eighteen years ago)
I Think I know far too many people who would "Kill all of you motherfuckers to sit down and eat cheesecake!"
― HI DERE, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:09 (eighteen years ago)
Ray-Ray is now about to eat his pastrami, and smoke some, or all of these fools. Gives sidekick funny, undersized gun.
Gratuitous lip-smacking noted by Caledonia.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:09 (eighteen years ago)
Ray-Ray now shot. Someone is supposedly sleeping with a 12 year-old?
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:10 (eighteen years ago)
Ray-ray is dead dead.
Musclebounfd trope has red slime mold growing out the side of his head. This may or may not have been caused by a shot to the head.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:11 (eighteen years ago)
Bad ass fighters now part of the deal. We are in the desert now. Not sure why.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:12 (eighteen years ago)
Caledonia claims to have spotted a "real life gay" in the entourage of players.
I think he may be the son that will be domed.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:13 (eighteen years ago)
Wait, so who is Ray-Ray??????
― HI DERE, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:13 (eighteen years ago)
I think this was made possible by an elaborate system of teleprompters.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:14 (eighteen years ago)
The gay guy is gonna get domed?
― molly mummenschanz, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:14 (eighteen years ago)
Yes.
"Sorry I Accidentally Domed Your Entire Cast"
― HI DERE, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:14 (eighteen years ago)
Ray-ray has the mold problem.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:15 (eighteen years ago)
I'm confused. And now craving cheesecake. Bastards.
― Sara R-C, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:15 (eighteen years ago)
"Hairy-horse nuts" used as a pejorative.
― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:16 (eighteen years ago)
I would like to see what the folks confused by "POTC: AWE" would make of this movie. I suspect crying followed by spontaneous combustion.
― HI DERE, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:16 (eighteen years ago)
Dad is actually kinda funny.
I'm still looking for an accurate definition of "domed" here.
― Sara R-C, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:17 (eighteen years ago)
Mexican head honcho of mafia is now giving our heros candy canes for calling him "Fred" instead of Mr. Sanchez.
He has a very nice kitchen. In which they are discussing illegal boxing matches.
Now, he is angry about being called Fred, and is threatening them with a serving spoon.
I have no idea what is going on. This Mexican fellow playing Fred is doing a bad job of playing a hard-nosed Mexican fellow.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:17 (eighteen years ago)
Term "bounce" causing confusion w/Fred that is not to be called Fred.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:18 (eighteen years ago)
PRETEND CONFUSION OH SNAP.
― John Justen, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:19 (eighteen years ago)
"domed" = what happened to Ray-Ray.
― HI DERE, Saturday, 2 June 2007 03:19 (eighteen years ago)
What is happening to me, how does this exist
― costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Friday, 12 October 2012 06:55 (twelve years ago)
Hahaha old lady reading oral lesbians mag, bed eating tropic of cancer? Amputees? Artificial lodestones and magnets? Calliope circus music? What is happening to me?
― costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Friday, 12 October 2012 06:58 (twelve years ago)
What in the fucking fuck
― costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Friday, 12 October 2012 07:00 (twelve years ago)
On some level this is maybe brilliant?
― costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Friday, 12 October 2012 07:01 (twelve years ago)
"shut up, deal, and then you talk"
still going on, is it?
― the max in the high castle (kingfish), Friday, 12 October 2012 07:02 (twelve years ago)
Good god this is amazing
― costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Friday, 12 October 2012 07:03 (twelve years ago)
You should all watch this, but I assume Netflix only has one copy, so you will have to wait until saturday
― costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Friday, 12 October 2012 07:04 (twelve years ago)
I try not to be this guy, but I feel confident that no person involved in this was not massively and selfdestroyingly fucked on hallucinogens.
― costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Friday, 12 October 2012 07:07 (twelve years ago)
"this place looks clean for having been abandoned for so long, I hope there's not a maniac around"
― costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Friday, 12 October 2012 07:11 (twelve years ago)
DINNER
― costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Friday, 12 October 2012 07:12 (twelve years ago)
Uh oh someone is sitting on the bed
Look out lady! Furniture!
― costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Friday, 12 October 2012 07:13 (twelve years ago)
Ok finally they bother to have the one special effect promised by a bed on a pedestal, which is someone falling through the bed.
― costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Friday, 12 October 2012 07:18 (twelve years ago)
Nightmare on elm street on notice, yawn, has been done before.
― costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Friday, 12 October 2012 07:19 (twelve years ago)
Really this should be called "death bed, the shitty waterbed filled with acid that has a mediocre coverlet."
― costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Friday, 12 October 2012 07:22 (twelve years ago)
As terrible as this is, if I met a dude and he said "oh hey, ever seen death bed, I made that", I would run screaming in the opposite direction.
― costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Friday, 12 October 2012 07:26 (twelve years ago)
Hahahaha omg hands what the shit
― costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Friday, 12 October 2012 07:30 (twelve years ago)
This dude seems pretty calm for a dude with no hands
― costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Friday, 12 October 2012 07:31 (twelve years ago)
Yep we have crossed another border of the totally insane
― costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Friday, 12 October 2012 07:32 (twelve years ago)
THE JUST DESSERT
"first, throw your handless brother down an embankment."
― costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Friday, 12 October 2012 07:34 (twelve years ago)
Got some alternate titles for yhis
― costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Friday, 12 October 2012 07:39 (twelve years ago)
Death bed: the bed that makes no sense
Death bed: the bed that eats 80 minutes of your time
― costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Friday, 12 October 2012 07:40 (twelve years ago)
Death bed: the bed that is less scary than beds in general, which is a low bar.
― costly pussy riot (jjjusten), Friday, 12 October 2012 07:43 (twelve years ago)
oh god that movie
― call all destroyer, Friday, 12 October 2012 10:29 (twelve years ago)
Hahaha so sad missed this
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Friday, 12 October 2012 12:38 (twelve years ago)
DRACULA 3000 NOW ON STREAMING NETFLIX
― before you post, consider just admitting you are wrong (jjjusten), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 20:37 (twelve years ago)
hmmmmmmmmmmmm
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 20:39 (twelve years ago)
on the one hand, I could talk about open enrollment for benefits with my wife tonight so we can figure out whether we're switching to mine over to mine on Jan 1, since she has to apply by tomorrow
on the other hand, we could set up another Google hangout and drink and watch this terrible movie together
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 20:41 (twelve years ago)
this is a decision?
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 20:43 (twelve years ago)
we could set up another Google hangout and drink and watch this terrible movie together
THIS IS GENIUS. Why haven't I thought of this before?!
― ENBB, Tuesday, 13 November 2012 20:44 (twelve years ago)
can we all do it with like salo some time?
― idiot man-child (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 20:45 (twelve years ago)
I'm having drinks in the city after work--not sure what time I'll get home--but if not tonight, then tomorrow?
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 20:54 (twelve years ago)
I need to see what is going on tonight but yes we will google hangout and drink and watch this movie if not tonight then soon
― before you post, consider just admitting you are wrong (jjjusten), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 20:55 (twelve years ago)
Of course it's Lions Gate:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJitkgM9gow
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 21:08 (twelve years ago)
I actually like Tommy 'Tiny' Lister.
― nuts spats (Austerity Ponies), Tuesday, 13 November 2012 21:11 (twelve years ago)
I dream of someday joining you in this type of venture.
And I pray for your continuing sanity.
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 14 November 2012 07:13 (twelve years ago)
1. Do you own the Internet2. Do you own the Netflix3. If so
― before you post, consider just admitting you are wrong (jjjusten), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 09:17 (twelve years ago)
are we doing this, we should do this, when are we doing this
― Me order! Me Fieri! Me run Flavortown! (jjjusten), Thursday, 15 November 2012 00:43 (twelve years ago)
I have Netflix and the Internets but I'm going to Rochester for the next few nights, so I will miss any funtimes. But keep me on your future slate, plz! (i.e. any time next Monday or after...)
― Sara R-C, Thursday, 15 November 2012 00:44 (twelve years ago)
YES YES YES YES YES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIbpVaOkFhw
― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Friday, 1 February 2013 00:42 (twelve years ago)
maybe slightly nsfw for the first 5 seconds or so
― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Friday, 1 February 2013 00:43 (twelve years ago)
hahaha and also jesus do not have the sound up if you are at work or have people in your house that you like
― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Friday, 1 February 2013 00:45 (twelve years ago)
oh uh actually its just str8 up nsfw in a couple spots
― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Friday, 1 February 2013 00:56 (twelve years ago)
Are you familiar with this one:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oWpRNQqnEo
― sarahell, Friday, 1 February 2013 01:23 (twelve years ago)
get with this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RLwuDQSkDI
― Kadeem Hardson (rip van wanko), Saturday, 10 May 2014 02:34 (eleven years ago)
http://www.videodetective.com/movies/i-accidentally-domed-your-son/568463
― Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Monday, 13 March 2017 21:15 (eight years ago)
Pedro "The moneys all there sir."
Rufus (underpanted plastic surgeon): "Shut up before I pull your panties down, boy"
Not-retarded monster truck victim "How you mean? Like a girl?"
Rufus too Pedro:"Shut up boy. And that goes for you too, little senorita. Uhhhhhuh. Cha ching"
Confused looks.
"I know the money's all there, cuz if it isn't, I'd shoot all you all in the head with a shit-stained bullet, huh?"
N-R MTV "Can I see your panties?"
― John Justen, Saturday, June 2, 2007 12:50 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Neanderthal, Monday, 24 April 2017 21:51 (eight years ago)