Your Favourite Nazi (That Isn't Hitler)

WHERE IS MENGELE? PRINCE HARRY? TED NUGENT?

Mengele was overrated, son.

No Leni Reifenstahl no credibility.

Brian Ferry

No Geir no credibility <------------- JOKE!!!!!!!!

"In 1939, Himmler spoke of how it would be useful if every man (even if he was married) had a mistress."

ftw

I voted for Goering, because he was a style guru.

who wants to be the first to complain about how this thread is trivialising the memory of the Nazis' victims?

Can't see Chicken Boy Himmler picking up too many votes

who wants to be the first to complain about how this thread is trivialising the memory of the Nazis' victims?

That would be almost as predictable as this very thread.

I feel like Rommel would win in a landslide if he'd been included. I vote Hess, because I prefer Nazi schemes when they're wacky and pointless instead of evil and effective.

Marcello Carlin is the only one on the list I can talk to about Glen Michael and Glen Daly, so he wins

no Heidegger no credibility

No Hannah Arendt, no credibility?

I kid. God knows, I kid.

No Varg no credibility

NO ROMMEL NO CREDIBILITY

wtf @ no rommel. i boycott.

Rommel is a fairly minor Nazi on the cosmic scheme of things. I presume the threadstarter's idea is to focus attention on those who were major architects of the Nazi programme.

I wonder should Rosenberg and/or Bormann be in the list?

PART OF BEING A NAZI IS IMAGE

http://users.skynet.be/fa101291/personen/foto/rommel4.jpg

who wants to be the first to complain about how this thread is trivialising the memory of the Nazis' victims?

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Heydrich for basically going out of his way to be killed.

thread killer xp

One thing that is interesting about the Nazis is what a bunch of weirdos they were. I mean this aside from their loathsome policies obviously, and am talking about their individual natures and interpersonal politics. I can't really think of a clique of oddballs as strange ever finding themselves in charge of a country. You could not really imagine a search/destroy thread on Stalin's cronies, say, as they are all fairly anonymous.

Heydrich has an amusing recurring role in Philip Kerr's German noirs, so if I could stomach voting in this one I'd vote for him.

surprising lack of ilx mod joeks on this thread

Joseph Ratzinger

I remember hearing the news of Hess's death on the radio, when i was on a summer holiday in Sussex aged about 10 or so. I was amazed that any of the Nazi leadership were still alive in the late 80s.

srsly no rommel???

Favorite terrorist thread anyone?

That would just turn into a Carlos v. Andrea Baader fite.

Er, I mean Andreas Baader. Duh.

One thing that is interesting about the Nazis is what a bunch of weirdos they were. I mean this aside from their loathsome policies obviously, and am talking about their individual natures and interpersonal politics. I can't really think of a clique of oddballs as strange ever finding themselves in charge of a country.

that's what makes all the events that led this crazy fringe party's (which the Nazis were looked upon as even then) rise to power so amazing/terrifying.

Every pansy adores a fascist

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d88/divabrook/415856017.jpg

Has Godwin's Law been broken yet?

Related question: where is GEIR.jpg?

xp In the thread title?

You could not really imagine a search/destroy thread on Stalin's cronies, say, as they are all fairly anonymous.

oh Stalin's cronies were plenty colorful, but most of the details were obscured and buried and denied for several decades, which has impeded their notoriety somewhat. Though I don't think any of them approached the heights of eccentricity found in the Nazi inner circle, its true.

Karl Ruprecht Kroenen

Is he from before they were famous?

he was the original bassist

charlie chaplin IS funny you twat

This is, of course, the cue to quote those famous lyrics to Colonel Bogie's March:

Hitler has only got one ball.
Goering, he has two, but small.
Himmler has something similar,
And Goebbels has no balls at all.

who makes the nazis

Hollywood.

Man I hope this thread's been de-indexed.

Rommel was a boring, respectable army man and not a wacky genodical post-punk fashionplate - which is why he didn't get on the list.

I only had room for one joke entry and last time I did Geir/Nazis, I got in so much fucking trouble for it...

I find this thread neither especially offensive nor especially funny.

intersting

http://povonline.com/images3/hogansheroes.jpg

I find this thread neither especially offensive nor especially funny.

-- Hurting 2, Monday, June 4, 2007 8:21 PM

banality of evil, son

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Our English teacher was related to Keitel.

And by 'our,' I mean 'my,' obv.

Short story waiting to happen: Michael Negele worked as a gardener at our house for awhile. I take (some) comfort in the fact that he had to pull weeds from a jew's lawn for a few years.

intellectual half-wits

Half? That's giving them too much credit.

Motels like three split-level mirages

Won't someone get that woman's hair out of Brian Ferry's zip? I know that wildlife photographers aren't supposed to intervene, but surely these are special circumstances.

"pulling weeds from a jew's lawn". I can't get this line out of my head. It's on repeat to the tune of "I've Been Working on the Railroad".

Hitler has only got one ball.
Goering, he has two, but small.
Himmler has something similar,
And Goebbels has no balls at all.

Hitler Has Only Got One Ball

The one I know is:

Hitler has only got one ball.
The other is in the Albert Hall.
His arsehole's wrapped in a parcel.

... but I don't know the last line

surprising lack of ilx mod joeks on this thread

-- dan m, Monday, June 4, 2007 7:59 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

they were all deleted -- check the admin log.

http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/kitler/pics/kitler1195.jpg

lol, reminds me that hitler's dog blondi should have been in the running

Blondi also had a son, called Wolf. I vote for Wolf.

blondi--the only nazi who could genuinely claim they were "only following orders"?

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

I remember reading that Manstein had a dachshund that he trained to give the Hitler salute. I think that dog must have been a better Nazi than Blondi.

Himmler, cos he looks a bit like Raiders of the Lost Ark Nazi guy, like Nazis fucking should.

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN

lol

Knut Hamsun

Hmm. Being dead seems to be a distinct disadvantage in matters like this.

collective zing!

So, I think we found Hitler's love child here long before The Sun found out...

bit harsh

lol marcello