Worst U.S. State

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That is compelling, but Nebraska and Oklahoma suck because there's nothing there. There's a shit-ton of stuff in Florida, yet the state as a whole still manages to be awful.

i think Dan is right, in a way. Florida sucks, my parents moved there and I HATE IT

there's nothing there

that's why Nebraska is awesome

I think there are enough good things about Florida to pull it off the bottom

like what?

*NASA

this is a hard one.

What microscopic little bit of MS state pride I have says "Alabama."

Had a hard time choosing between Mississippi and North Dakota, each of them rising to the top for entirely different reasons.

the florida formula could also apply to texas.

That's the point, though! There are a bunch of awesome things in Florida, yet the state STILL sucks! Ergo, it must suck A LOT compared to the places that just suck because there's nothing to do there.

yeah, like you don't expect anything cool to be in Nebraska so, it's a pleasant surprise to find awesome things there.

like the Everglades/Big Cypress, the least-developed Keys, old motels, Apalachicola, Canaveral Seashore, spring training, Daytona, Skynyrd, John Anderson

dude, shut up with the Skynrd. And do you mean 1980 Independent Candidate John Anderson? I fear that you do.

I feel very qualified to vote in this one since the only states i haven't been to are Oregon, South Carolina, Alaska and Wyoming. I dont think any of those could possibly get a vote here.

oh we should also do a thread listing what states you haven't been to.

anyone who votes for new jersey is going to get a stack of springsteen records shoved so far up their ass theyll be singing born to run for a month and a half

I MEAN IT

Missouri has, in addition to all the history, the Mississippi River, Washington University, and barbecue

oh we should also do a thread listing what states you haven't been to

lol

the Mississippi is awesome from a historical perspective, but, uh, it's really nasty and dirty in real life.

MISSOURI IS INCREDIBLY VILE.

i voted missouri - fuck a show me state

i mean indiana is prob worse but i just hate that slogan so much

that's why Nebraska is awesome

I guess if Nebraska were awesome that would have to be the reason. Except it sucks. Why did they put the most boring state right in between me and cool places? But that wasn't enough, noooo. They had to stretch it out width-wise so it takes a lifetime to cross it even going 75. Even its name is long and ugly.

i voted for oregon becuase FUCK YOU OREGON

why do you people hate america?

why?

florida = evil

America kind of sucks, dude

utah is clearly way worse than oregon, or anywhere else in the pacific northwest.

or, really, the country. yeah fuck utah!

;_;

utah is sooooo beautiful

yeah, utah is lacking in many ways but it's better looking than all but a handful of states at best

SC-beautiful but deadly. The South of the Border theme park takes it over the edge like Matt Dillon

i'm thinking about voting for missippi or alabama

Fuck North Dakota.

lol mississippi

i cant understand how utah can be praised for beauty but ppl will still vote for oregon???

read the other thread

get off oregons dick dude

If anyone who has set foot in Missouri wants to step up and tell me why I shouldn't vote for it, now would be the time.

(yes I have been there and yes it is a cesspool of horrors.)

Columbia Mo is okay!

Miss. has reasons to vote for it, but Faulkner, Tennessee Williams, Leontyne Price and about eight zillion bluesmen say no.

uhhh how about st. louis and kansas city??

my best friend lives in a little town called st. charles, MO and it is pretty great there.

KC = beautiful city in parts.

Connecticut

I have awesome cousins who live in St. Louis ;_;

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

Texas: Second in size; Second in population; Second in suckatude.

No wonder Texas smells of Number Two.

who voted california? i'm just laughing at you, haters...
i voted mississippi, because fuck that shit. My mom is from there (belzoni, tom waits has got a bit of mileage from the town) and she would nuke the place if she could.

who voted california? i'm just laughing at you, haters...

probably the same "eight people" who voted for the racism flag.

the interminable dullness of the highway to Fresno ...

-- Mark C, Tuesday, June 5, 2007 2:25 PM (3 days ago)

how can you talk shit about the central valley?

what happened to love for wide-open spaces?

http://www.destination360.com/north-america/us/california/images/s/california-central-valley.jpg

BORING

BORING

BOOOOORING

who voted for Georgia

No wonder Texas smells of Number Two.

All I remember of Iowa is the neverending smell of pig shit.

i cannot cannot believe that Arizona didn't a single vote. Yes, beautiful in parts, but really has one of the most horrifically alienating city-planning models and jesus, everyone I've ever met from Arizona is a goddamn nutjob. Or a meth freak.

Y'all should know something - people from Indiana almost all go to Florida for their vacations because IT'S BETTER THAN INDIANA.

glad florida "won" but sad to see the texas hate (tho hardly unexpected)

i am surprised by the two votes for wyoming! but pleased that delaware placed so high

i voted for connecticut! i thought i'd have more support! fuck that state.

So! These are the best U.S. states?

Arizona 0
Maine 0
Vermont 0
Michigan 0
Washington 0
Massachusetts 0
Maryland 0
Tennessee 0
New Mexico 0
Colorado 0
Rhode Island 0
Kentucky 0
Montana 0
Illinois 0
Nevada 0
Hawaii 0
Idaho 0
Alaska 0

But then there's the time Strom Thurmond called my brother 'a credit to his race' on a field trip. That makes it suck.

holy shit! yeah, that definitely pushes SC over the edge into "major suckage" category.

at least it's not mississippi, i'll give it that

Which jealous Wisconsonian voted for Minnesota?

Boo! Most of you don't even live in Florida!

So! These are the best U.S. states?

no, just the most forgettable.

Which jealous Wisconsonian voted for Minnesota?

Now I don't need to ask who voted for Wisconsin!

hating on oregon or wisconsin is insanity

All ya'll are some punk-ass bitches voting for my state. Remind me never to FAP with those 15 people.

But I have to FAP when I'm in Texas, just to forget where I am!

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I voted Mississippi. Being from Alabama, I didn't really have a choice.

I didn't vote in this one, but my candidate won anyway!

Well I might FAP with you and the missus, PP.

Go to Kenosha or Racine if you think Wisconsin is exempt from a vote.

lol, MS & AL people voting for each other because, I mean, well, it's obvious.

Belzoni, MS is the catfish capital of the world. And is just south of Indianola, which is where BB King is from.

And CA the worst? Seriously? Cool. The bad traffic and earthquakes really outweigh everything else. Stay home. We'll manage without your tourist dollars out here.

CA got 8 votes?!? 8 people are insane

Sam, I voted for Florida so Im still TXFAP eligible.

Go to Kenosha or Racine if you think Wisconsin is exempt from a vote.

-- Bill Magill, Friday, June 8, 2007 12:51 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

WISCONSIN RULES HATER

So! These are the best U.S. states?

Arizona 0
Maine 0
Vermont 0
Michigan 0
Washington 0
Massachusetts 0
Maryland 0
Tennessee 0
New Mexico 0
Colorado 0
Rhode Island 0
Kentucky 0
Montana 0
Illinois 0
Nevada 0
Hawaii 0
Idaho 0
Alaska 0

-- StanM, Friday, June 8, 2007 2:21 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Link

NOT the best, merely the unworstest.

Hey, I got no truck with Wisconsin-let's not make it into some sort of Xanadu though, cheesehead.

Florida would've got my vote, but at least it stays far away from me. OTOH, I have to deal with Rangers games on my CSS and trucks with Texas plates that apparently have broken blinkers.

Does Ark. have any pro teams?

No, but we own a few.

Florida seems right. But Pennsylvania didn't get way enough hate.

Keystone Boys State

Hazelton bans illegals

i won!

ladies & gentleman.... texas!

"Don't attack my dog or you might get shot ... if you're a coyote," Perry said.

Don't attack my dog or you might get shot
http://blogs.smh.com.au/lifestyle/allmenareliars/David-Caruso.jpg
if you're a coyote
http://www.insidesocal.com/tv/david-caruso-horatio-cain.jpg

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

"alabama is horrible" -- alabamans

http://www.ritholtz.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/1Bog-infographic-americas-report-card-C5.jpg

(click for hueg graphic)

Great. I've lived in both, ILX's #1, and #LAST.

"CA got 8 votes?!? 8 people are insane"
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/052009/1242032359_haters-gonna-hate.gif

boo!

http://cdn.nextround.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/haters_gonna_hate_8bit.gif

hmmm...the highest grade for any state is a B, but Vermont should get a B+/A- (it scored 3 A's and 3 B's), and Hawaii should get an A- (4 A's and 2 B's)

Why is Florida so trashy?
Why is Alabama so obese?
Why is New Jersey so corrupt?

The Google Autocomplete guide to US states

http://blog.noupsi.de/post/28896819324/why-are-americans-so